Design an Outfit and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Zoe Samuel

Design an Outfit and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

These days, it feels like everyone is rushing to prove their kink credentials. Ever since "Fifty Shades of Grey," a book that the entire kink community repudiated as a terribly inaccurate and actually rather dangerous presentation of their lifestyle, it has been awfully fashionable to constantly bandy about the rumor that one is spending one's weekends swinging from the chandeliers, possibly with multiple people.

Of course, real people's sexuality is way more complex than that. Kink is something that a lot of people enjoy in moderation, and some people enjoy in extremes. Either way, it's all about safety, sanity, and consent. That means if one person wants to dress up in a head-to-toe PVC catsuit while doing things involving a cane and a can of whipped cream, as long as their boo wants to do that, that's up to them!

Still, while it's not OK to tell someone what they can and can't do, it's still terribly interesting to know, isn't it? That's why we designed this quiz, to use your clothing choices to ferret (not literally) out your kinks. Whether you're constantly advertising or keeping things on the DL, knowing what you like might just be written somewhere in your wardrobe. It's time to find out!

What fabric must you include in your kinky oufit?
PVC
Leather
Lace
Denim

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What underwear is your regular day-to-day pick that might end up under your kinky outfit?
Something rubber
Something lacy
Cotton brief
Granny panties

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What about your underwear for special occasions?
It has... attachments.
Very lacy and small
Lace trim on cotton
Regular suits me

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What sort of bra suits you best?
Leather with removable cups
Demi-cup balconette
Comfy but cleavage-shaping plunge
Sports bra

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What sort of skirt or pants will you pick?
PVC leggings or miniskirt
Leather skirt with slit
Tight black pants
Snug jeans

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How about a jacket?
Yes, something with clips and handles on it.
Something sexy I can slip off as part of the game.
Leather, I guess?
I don't see how to include a jacket in a kinky outfit.

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What's going on with your shoes?
Sky high platform heels with the leggings, or thigh-high boots with the miniskirt.
High black pump
Something with a heel
No shoes - I can't walk on heels anyway.

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Will you wear a necklace?
A collar, you mean?
Yes, a choker
Yes, something unusual like a key or other pendant
Probably not, it'll just snag.

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How about jewelry on your hands?
A pair of cuffs, you mean? With attachments?
Yes, a leather cuff to symbolize the freak.
Maybe a ring but otherwise not much.
Probably not.

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What sort of manicure will you choose?
Black and silver
Red and long
Short and pink
I don't get manicures.

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How will you style your hair?
High ponytail for grabbing
Braided close to my head to avoid snagging
Loose, to look pretty
Clipped back for practical reasons

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What color lipstick will you wear?
Silver with glitter
Red
Nude
Just gloss for me

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What part of your body will you definitely cover up... at first?
My midriff... but possibly only that
All private areas
My legs - they're a top feature.
All of it, that's the point of clothing.

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Could you wear your kinky oufit in public without people knowing it was kinky?
LOL, no
Doubt it
Probably
Yes

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Do you include elements of your kinky outfit in your regular clothing?
Every day, yes
Once in a while if I feel cheeky.
Not really
Ew, no

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How long does it take you to get into your kinky outfit?
At least an hour. It's all part of my routine.
Half an hour
Ten minutes
One minute

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Can you get out of it on your own?
Only if I bring my Allen key
Yes, but it's slow going.
Yes, but I have to bend a little, though.
Of course.

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What are the dominant colors?
Black, white, silver
Red
Burgundy
Blue, I guess.

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Of which of the following does it have the highest number?
Zippers
Buckles
Velcro
Buttons

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Do you like to include a harness?
Of course, how would this work without?
I bought one but haven't worked up to using it.
I would but... no.
Lord, no.

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How expensive was it?
I have over $1,000 of kinky clothes.
About $200.
About $100.
$50 maybe.

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What naughty garment do you like to add?
Hooded robe. You'd be amazed how freaky that can be.
Corset, naturally
Fishnets
Um... sheer hose?

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Is there any sort of hood?
Of course, the robe has one and then there's the "other" hood.
Ooh, that sounds hot.
I don't think so.
No, I get nervous when my head is enclosed.

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Does it include a blindfold or mask?
Of course, I have many options for masks, blindfolds, and masks that turn into blindfolds.
Yes, there's a blindfold.
I could just use a scarf.
No, I want to see.

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How do you carry your whip?
My Master carries that actually, but there is also an attachment to my harness.
In a holster on my hip!
I do not have a whip.
Why... why is there a whip?

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How do you clean your kinky outfit?
Whatever it said on the packaging, or I ask one of my kinky friends for advice.
Soap and water
Dry cleaner. I have to go to a different one each time, for shame.
Laundry, I guess

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How did you purchase it?
From one of the several stores where I am a regular
From a store in that part of downtown, you know the one.
Online
I sort of cobbled it together from existing clothing.

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Any "extras" included?
Clamps. Lots of clamps.
A bit of rope
Fuzzy handcuffs. I haven't used them yet.
Nope

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How many kinky outfits is enough?
One for every day of the week!
Two or three
Just one
Zero!

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Does any part of it go on the inside of your body?
Well, there's the gag plus several attachments, so yeah, quite a lot of it can.
That would be telling.
No
I don't understand the question.

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You Got: