Do You Actually Understand Your Girlfriend?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Do You Actually Understand Your Girlfriend?
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About This Quiz

For a lot of guys, women can be pretty hard to understand. Many men who have girlfriendsĀ don't even try to understand the woman they are with. This type of guy pretty much does nothing but fake it, smile when they are supposed to, keep their head low when theirĀ girlfriend gets mad, do what they are asked to do and then complain to their buddies about how confused they are over a beer. Other guys try like crazy to understand their girlfriends and fail constantly. This usually leads to a lot of strife in the relationship, as the guy is constantly saying things like "Why are you mad?' or "Are you mad at me?", or the old standby "What's wrong?" Occasionally there is a guy who actually does totally understand women, but this type of guy isn't talked about all that much, mainly because they don't tend to stay single for very long.

What about you? Are you one of the few, the proud, the lucky? Do you actually understand your girlfriend? Or have you at least just learned to fake it extremely well? Take this quiz and we'll let you know. But no matter what you do don't let your girlfriend see the results. Trust us.

What do you like to do on Sunday morning?
Work out
Play around on the Internet
Sleep
Go to brunch

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Do you like to go tanning?
Are you kidding?
That is pretty dumb.
I will if I have to.
I love it.

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How bad do you want to go to Disneyland?
I refuse to go there.
That sounds dull.
I would go.
I want to go so bad.

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Do you get mad when she goes through your phone?
Obviously
Well, sure.
A little
Not at all

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Have you seen all the Harry Potter movies with her?
Umm. No.
I saw one.
I saw a few.
I sure have.

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What do you do on Sunday afternoons?
Watch football
Take naps
Go to the mall
Chores

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Is it stupid for a woman to spend a ton of money on clothes?
Totally
Well, yes.
It depends on how cool the clothes are.
No way!

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How big of a wedding do you want?
I'm not ever getting married.
Just a justice of the peace and a few close friends.
I want a small wedding.
I want a huge wedding.

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Does everything happen for a reason?
Nope
I don't get it.
I think so.
Of course!

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Do you like to sit around and watch "Vanderpump Rules?"
I would rather walk on a bed of nails.
That sounds dull.
I don't mind that show.
I love that show.

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Are you up for going to see the latest romantic comedy?
No thanks
Do I have to?
I guess.
Sure!

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What would you do if she was acting sulky?
Leave for the night
Pick a fight with her
Ask her what is wrong
Nothing

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Do you mansplain things?
I have no idea what that means.
No, but she says I do all the time.
Umm. Yes but I am working on it.
Never

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Do you please her romantically?
How would I know?
Honestly, I don't really care.
I do my best.
I sure do.

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How cool do you think Lauren Conrad is?
Who?
Not cool
Kind of cool? I guess?
The coolest!

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Are you her Prince Charming?
I hope not.
Well, she thinks I am.
I sure am!
No, but I am a good dude.

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Do you know what her favorite flower is?
I have no idea.
I think so.
I sure do.
She doesn't care that much about flowers.

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What should you do when she is complaining about work?
Leave the house immediately.
Ignore her.
Pretend to listen.
Listen, obviously.

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Do you think she is funny?
She isn't funny at all.
No, but I don't tell her.
Sometimes she is.
Of course she is.

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Does she drop a lot of inspirational quotes on you?
No, she knows better.
I am not sure, I don't listen often.
She does sometimes, but I don't really notice.
She does and they're helpful.

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Does she say "Aww" a lot?
Yes. I hate it.
I honestly don't know.
Sure, it's cute.
Yes, it is adorable.

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Do you get along with her friends?
They are awful.
Can't stand them, but she has no idea.
A couple of them are OK.
Yes, they are awesome.

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Do you have the same goals in life?
No, they are totally opposite.
I don't even know what her goals are.
They aren't that far apart.
Yes, very similar

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Which of these does she have the biggest celebrity crush on?
Ryan Gosling
Channing Tatum
Ashton Kutcher
Tom Brady

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Do you like to hang out with her on the weekends?
I honestly would rather chew my arm off.
I can get through it.
I don't mind it.
Yes, it's totally fun.

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What do you do when she insists on going to Starbucks?
Seriously? I can't stand Starbucks.
Starbucks is fine but there are so many better local places.
I just go.
I love Starbucks!

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What do you do when she feels sad that her best friend is getting married?
Turn up the TV.
Pretend I know why she is sad.
Listen to her.
I totally get it, I would feel the same way if it were my friend.

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Do you feel confident being yourself around them?
No, I always fake it.
I guess I do.
For the most part
Always

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Are you her best friend?
I certainly hope not.
No, she has other friends, I am not sure who her best friend is.
I am close.
100 percent

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How do you two argue?
We yell and name call.
We do the silent treatment.
We try and talk it out.
We talk it out until the argument is over.

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