Do You Belong in America or Europe?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Do You Belong in America or Europe?
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About This Quiz

You can tell where someone is from not just because of the way they speak, but also because of the way they act. Traditionally, Americans are more open with their feelings, their thoughts and just about everything under the sun, while their neighbors across the Atlantic, the Europeans, tend to be more passionate but also incredibly well-mannered and extremely traditional. So where do you think you belong? 

Are you all-American? Is there absolutely no question that you were made to be in the US of A? Or are you mostly American but you long for Europe? Maybe it's the other way around, that you belong in Europe but you want to visit the United States. Or did we have it wrong all along? Do you belong in Europe? 

We really want to tell you where you belong. Why? Because you really want to know! Right? So, if you're okay with answering a few questions and telling us about yourself, then go ahead and get started on this quiz. Will the result be something that you've been feeling all along? Or will you be shaken to your core with a truth you would have never guessed? Take this quiz and let's find out! 

Europe Do you love beautiful architecture?
No, I only love landscapes
It's OK, I guess
I like it though it's not very practical
I love it

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Corporate Female Boss Do you enjoy free enterprise?
It's God's gift
I sure do
I can handle it
Capitalism is evil

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No, that's lazy
On weekends, yes
Sometimes
All the time

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What Type of Girl Is Meant for You Do you like to relax?
No
Only sometimes
A little
Often

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Bigger fish Is bigger better?
Of course
Usually
It's what you do with it that counts
No

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French Fries Do you love fries?
They are manna from heaven
Of course!
I like them weekly
Occasionally

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Health Chart What do you call a healthcare system funded by tax and free at the point of need?
Communism
Something those other people have that we can't have because reasons
A great idea
Normality

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Wine Do you enjoy fine wine?
No, that's for snobs
I can choke it down to be polite
Yes, but I also like cheap wine
It's all I drink

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Cheese Is cheese a proper cheese without live bacteria?
Of course - cheese should be like small slices of plastic
That sounds weird, but I'd try it
No, but I'll eat it anyway - there's no bad cheese
No, what would be the point of that?

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Flatiron Building How old is old, for a building?
1970 or before
1914 or before
Older than 1800
Older than 1700

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Public Transport How do you like to get around?
Car, obviously
Car if I can, horse if not
Train
Bicycle

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Totally Liberal Do you believe in freedom?
Of course, I would give my life for it
Yes, though we cannot agree what we do
Define freedom
In theory, but it's mostly a buzzword in practice

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Which Crossover Should You Buy for Your Next Roadtrip 2 How many people could fit in your car if they had to?
Most of the people
Eight
Four
I don't have a car

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Road Do you love endless open roads?
I would die without them
I sure do!
Not really
No, roads make me sad, I like nature

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Small town What is the size of human settlement that is smaller than a town, but bigger than a hamlet?
A small town
A suburb
I have no word for that
A village

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Tip Smarty What do you tip a waiter?
20%
15%
10%
I don't

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While With Another How do you feel about adultery?
It's morally disgusting and you should only do it super secretly
It's wrong and you should not do it
It's a bad idea
It's a great way to keep things interesting

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Religion How religious do you like society to be?
At least an 8
Moderately
As much as it likes provided it stays out of government
God is dead

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Cycling Do you like cycling?
Only in the gym
Yes, for fun
Yes, to commute
It's the only way to go

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15 A Quick and Easy Guide to Throwing a Great Baby Shower Do you have a credit card?
I have six maxed out and another I'm working on
I have two but not much on them
No, credit is risky
No, but I have an overdraft

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Red meat How much meat do you like to eat?
All the meat all the time
A meal without meat is a bit crappy
A few times a week
Only some meat though my diet is mostly plant based

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Vacation How many days vacation a year do you think is reasonable?
4
10
20
40

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Yes and No Do you work every hour God sends?
Yes, and then I fly West and work a few more
Of course
No, that's unhealthy
No, that's illegal and dumb

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People Watching Soccer Game Who do you attend a sports game with?
My family
My boo
My colleagues
My drinking buddies

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Sports TV What sport do you watch?
Football
Soccer
I don't
Futbol

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Sweatpants and Sneakers Would you ever go anywhere but the gym in sweatpants?
Yes, any place but work that's all I wear
Only for errands
Only downstairs in my own house
No, the only place that is appropriate is if you are working out or going to/from wherever you work out

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Ice Do you like ice in your water?
Of course
Most of the time
No, thanks
Only if it is very hot

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Soda Do you expect a free refill?
Of course
Usually
Oooh that'd be awesome - but no I don't expect it!
What is that?

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Do You Know How Air Conditioning Works Do you have AC in your home?
Yes, I would die without it
Yes, window units
No, I have fans
That's ridiculous, why spend all that money on something I would need maybe 4 hours a day, 10 days a year?

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The American Rules of the Road Quiz 1 Do you think in miles or kilometers?
Miles, which I call the English system because that way I don't have to acknowledge that it is really called the Imperial system
Miles
Both
Kilometers

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