Do You Belong in 1776, 1876 or 1976?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Do You Belong in 1776, 1876 or 1976?
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About This Quiz

Imagine you have a time machine. When would you want to go? We romanticize the past, but then people have always done that, thinking the times in which they live as being some sort of fallen age. We romanticize the 1990s. In the 1990s, people romanticized the 1950s. People in the 1950s no doubt romanticized the 1920s. People in the 1920s may have romanticized the 1890s for all we know. 

If you dream of going back in time to the 1940s, don't forget that polio was still around, as were a lot of tobacco use and prejudices that would see a person ostracized today. The 1870s may have been cool, but the toothbrush and deodorant weren't "things" yet. When we think of other times, we often focus on one or two factors we like, and forget that without our iPhones, how would we kill time on a multi-day transcontinental train journey from New York to San Francisco?

We have come up with a personality test that will measure your tolerances, your preferences, your dreams, your endurance and your flexibility. It will tell us with a high degree of accuracy which era of American history you belong in. Do you want to fire up the time machine? Take this quiz, and we'll tell you when to go!

How's your breathing?
Fine
I try to stay in a dry climate.
I have a little asthma.
I have serious problems.

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What is your moral stance on food?
I don't eat human flesh.
I don't eat any food if I can't trace its origins.
I prefer to avoid red meat.
I'm a vegan.

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How do you feel about a strong federal government?
Terrible! Tear it all down!
I'd rather have a weak central government.
I'd like a strong federal government, but with checks on it.
Socialized medicine NOW!

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Do you feel the people should choose the candidates in elections?
No! The people are idiots.
No, the party bosses should pick the candidates.
The people should pick the candidates from a list approved by party bosses.
The people should pick all candidates for office.

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How are you at DIY?
I can fix simple things.
I can fix anything.
I can fix anything short of a computer.
I'm useless without the internet to tell me what to do.

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How's your vision?
Better than 20/20
20/20
I'm a little near/farsighted.
I'm near/farsighted and have another issue like colorblindness.

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Do you know how to use an abacus?
Of course!
Yes, but not for everything.
Not very well
I don't even know what that is.

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Can you shoe a horse?
It's child's play.
Yes, with some help
No, but I can change my own oil.
Don't be silly! Horses don't wear shoes!

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Can you tell when food is not safe to eat without the aid of a date printed on the packaging?
Yes, very easily
Most of the time, and when I can't, I can fix it with salt, etc.
Only certain foods
No, in fact, I have an app that judges colors for me.

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Can you drive a stick?
Not anymore
I wasn't very good at it.
I'm good at it.
What is "stick?"

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How do you feel about ethics in manufacturing?
I think taxing people who do the skilled work more than the people who do the unskilled work is unfair.
I've no qualms about sweatshops.
I prefer to buy American.
I don't care how things are made or where they come from.

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Are you much for investing?
Not at all
Yes, I love to catch a stock while it's running low.
I own some Apple stock.
I was soured by the crash.

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What do you need to navigate?
The stars
The landscape
A map
Google Maps

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What's your orientation?
Heterosexual
Bisexual
Gay
Other

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What do you worry about when you travel?
Will I run into bandits?
Will I run into an epidemic?
Will I be able to afford the trip?
Will there be leg room in coach?

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How's your spelling?
I can spell anything perfectly without checking.
I'm a good speller, except for certain arcane words.
I occasionally need a dictionary for abstruse spellings.
I can't spell to save my life and constantly need a spell checker.

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Are you any good at tying knots?
I make Eagle Scouts looks like novices.
I know most wet and dry knots.
I can tie a half dozen knots.
My shoes have Velcro on them.

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What do you need to start a fire?
I can almost do it without wood.
Some sticks
A knife and some wood
A lighter

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What sport or game are you good at?
Bowls
Faro
Baseball
Quidditch

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How outspoken are you about your political views?
When I get started, I'll talk your ear off.
I keep them to myself.
I go to demonstrations, but I don't talk about them much outside of that.
I constantly spout them, unbidden.

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How strong is your stomach?
It's made of cast iron.
It's fairly strong.
I have a couple food allergies.
I will die if I encounter certain foods.

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With what animal's welfare can you be trusted?
Horse
Cat
Parakeet
I can't be trusted with a goldfish.

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How is your penmanship?
It's not just legible, it's beautiful.
My penmanship teacher would be proud.
It's legible.
It's awful.

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Which of these best describes your ethnicity?
White
I can pass as white.
I'm mixed race and part white.
I'm not white at all.

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How good are you at committing things to memory?
I've got a system and nearly perfect memory.
I'm very good at remembering complex things.
I'm OK, but I like to write things down.
I can't even remember what this quiz is about.

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What sort of music can't you live without?
Folk music
Classical music
Rock and Roll
Hip Hop

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How able are you to stand by while others act unjustly?
I'm not proud of it, but I can do it easily.
I will stand by and watch most injustices.
I'm willing to overlook certain things, but not most things.
If I see an injustice, I will step in 100% of the time.

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How quickly can you pick up new slang?
I'm quicker than a man of the turf.
When it comes to learning slang, I'm a lally-cooler.
I'm zippy when it comes to learning slang.
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How do you feel about roommates?
The more the merrier
I don't mind a few dozen.
I'll have one or two.
Do you mean like, living with my parents?

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How do you feel about the draft?
It's a great civic duty.
It's an unfortunate fact of how the world works.
It's immoral.
It's inefficient.

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