1. stock
   muzzle
2. trigger

The muzzle is the very end of the gun barrel. You should never point the muzzle at anything you don't want to destroy or kill.

1. When your toes are doing other things.
   When you're ready to fire.
2. When you've been drinking vodka.

The trigger is what makes your gun go "boom." Never touch the trigger until you're ready to actually fire the gun.

1. It aims itself.
   It has no safety.
2. It shoots as fast as you pull the trigger.

Semi-automatics include any kind of firearm that shoots as fast as you can pull the trigger. They are much faster (and in the wrong hands, potentially more dangerous) than single-shot firearms.

1. safety
   chamber
2. lock

Safety design varies from firearm to firearm, but they all have the same purpose -- to keep you from pulling the trigger on accident. But safeties only work if you actually use them.

1. Read the instruction manual.
   Take pictures of it and put them on Facebook.
2. Polish it with lard.

Oh, we know, you took the instruction manual and used it as kindling for your campfire. But each gun has slightly different characteristics, and just skimming the basics will help you prevent damage to your new gun … and might possibly save you from harm.

1. when you're ready to start shooting
   in the parking lot outside the gun store where you bought it
2. while you're jumping on a trampoline

You should never leave guns laying around loaded, especially when there are children present. Load the firearm only when you're ready to actually start shooting.

1. Place your now-empty tequila bottle gently in the recycling bin.
   Eat a healthy, balanced meal.
2. Check the barrel for obstructions.

Gun barrels have a nasty habit of picking up foreign objects. Before your load a gun, carefully check the barrel for obstructions, and if you see something suspicious, don’t fire the weapon until you're sure it's safe.

1. what's behind your target
   wind speed
2. your gnawing hunger for mayhem

Too many shooters fixate on whatever it is they're trying to shoot, without stopping to consider what's behind the target. In doing so, they often strike an object or creature they didn’t see.

1. Remove the stock.
   Cut the barrel to make it fit.
2. Buy a different gun rack or find a new place to put your gun.

Never alter or modify a firearm. Modern guns are made with exact tolerances meant to make them safe and accurate. Diddle with the mechanics of the device and you never know what might happen.

1. a downward
   a safe
2. a southerly

Gun accidents happen because people don't watch where they are pointing the muzzle. Always point the gun in a safe direction. And never point it toward someone you don't intend to harm.

1. the stock
   to see if it is loaded
2. the trigger

Once you're sure the gun is pointed in a safe direction, check the safety. If it's off, be sure to engage it right away.

1. Evacuate
   Think
2. Eat

Your brain is the most important gun safety tool. Think first, shoot second. It doesn't make for a great Hollywood action movie line, but it prevents tragedy.

1. pulling the trigger of an unloaded gun
   an empty bullet casing
2. target practice in the deserts of Arizona

Dry firing refers to the act of pulling the trigger while the gun is not loaded. Every year, someone gets hurt when they yank on the trigger thinking the gun is unloaded, when in fact there's a round in the chamber.

1. Inspect the chamber.
   Carefully pull the trigger to make sure it's not loaded.
2. Give it a name -- something catchy that you can scream at the Communists when they try to break into your house during WWIII.

Whenever you first pick up a gun, open the action right away and make sure there are no rounds in the chamber. And even after you confirm it's unloaded, don't go pointing it at anyone.

1. true
2. false

A .22 mm handgun and a .50-caliber rifle are not the same thing. Realize that every shooting situation is different and that you should think things through before you use any firearm, lest you blow holes the back wall of the shooting range.

1. in a cool, dry place
   separate from the guns
2. on the dashboard in easy reach

Gun owners should always store firearms and ammunition separate from each other. Otherwise, it's far too easy for unauthorized adults and kids to use the guns.

1. Learn how to spin it like a gunfighter.
   Perform basic maintenance.
2. Share private time.

Firearms are like any other mechanical device in that they require regular maintenance. Guns that aren't maintained may became unsafe to shoot.

1. Pull and push on each part of the gun until you figure it out.
   Ask an expert for help.
2. Bang it gently on a tabletop to open the action.

There are some wacky gun designs out there, and no one knows them all. If you don't know how to safely operate the action, ask an expert for help.

1. in a locked safe
   in your underpants
2. under the driver's seat

A locked safe is the best place for gun storage, particularly if there are children in the home. No matter where you choose to store a weapon, make sure unauthorized people can't use it.

1. ears
   feet
2. hands

Guns are very, very loud, especially in confined spaces. Protect your hearing … or lose it.

1. a misbehaving toddler
   loaded
2. possessed by a demon

"Don't worry, it's not loaded." They're the famous last words of many people each year -- and it's why you should respect firearms and treat all of them as if they're loaded.

1. Dry it out for a week.
   Put it in the oven.
2. Discard it.

Gunpowder and water don't mix. Ammo that's gotten very wet (or been submerged) should be discarded in a safe manner, and by that, we don't mean chuck it on the bonfire like Randy "Eight Holes" Rogers once did in 1988.

1. Don't use your guns today.
   Take a double dose of your prescription to increase your accuracy.
2. Have a beer to settle the medicine before you start shooting.

Alcohol and many prescription drugs come with warnings about not driving motor vehicles under the influence. You shouldn't use a firearm, either.

1. Make sure you have extra bullets, because it's fun to fill animals with lead.
   Be doubly sure of your target.
2. Shoot quickly so he can't get away.

Each year, a few numbskull hunters make headlines because they shoot at moving bushes or vague outlines … and wind up hurting a person instead of an animal. It's better to miss an opportunity at a trophy than to wound or kill a bystander.

1. the correct size
   the magnum version of everything
2. anything that fits in the chamber

Perfectly safe firearms become health hazards when you don't pay attention to ammunition. Always double-check your cartridges and shells to make sure they're the correct size for your gun.

1. gunpowder fouling
   moisture and dust
2. loneliness

Always store your firearms in a dry place where condensation isn't a problem. Moisture attracts dirt, and together, they can jam a gun and even make it unsafe to fire.

1. 600 yards
   6,000 feet
2. 3 miles

This is why you have to be so careful about your intended targets, and your aim. A bullet from a simple .30-06 can travel up to three miles. Even a low-powered .22 bullet can zoom well over a mile.

1. anything polarized
   approved shooting glasses
2. the darkest sunglasses you can find

It's not uncommon for debris from targets or from firearms themselves to smack into people in the vicinity. Wear approved shooting glasses, which are shatter-proof and made to withstand the rigors of the range.

1. Speed up gun cleaning times
   Ruin your gun
2. Miss your target

Not worried about hurting yourself by using the wrong ammo in your firearm? Keep in mind that improper ammo will also likely damage or destroy your gun.

1. Just start guessing as to how it works.
   Use it only in a remote location.
2. Slow down, find the manual on the Internet, or ask a gun smith for help.

Guns often seem pretty much the same, but it only takes one or two quirks to make them confusing to just about anyone, even longtime shooters. If your confounded by a new gun, download the manual from the Internet or ask an expert for help.