Megan apologizes for the belch - or whatever - that she emits. If she doesn't know where it came from, there's an extra need to apologize.
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These are profound words from Megan! It's true that we are our own problems.
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Officer Nathan says that she's the Maid of Dishonor. Harsh words, but that really did seem true at the time.
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A nervous passenger says "I had a dream last night that we went down." This is what prompts the need for alcohol and drug use.
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In response to being asked if her new house is gorgeous, this is poor Rita's response. It's tough being a housewife.
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Megan wants the ladies to re-enact "Fight Club" by beating up the bride-to-be. Considering the tension among the ladies, this sounds dangerous.
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Lillian utters this little gem when she literally poops in the street. Not only that, but she's wearing a wedding dress when she does it!
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Lillian loses her cool in this scene. But do you blame her? Maya Rudolph delivers this line with wonderful anger.
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Rose Byrne says this classic line when trying to get Officer Nathan's attention. It totally works, of course.
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Lillian says this to Annie. But she's right, that is what normal people do. But there's nothing normal about Annie.
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Annie says, "You cannot trust anybody, ever." She was clearly at a low moment when she said this. But sometimes it seems true.
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"You are more beautiful than Cinderella!" Becca says this when she's getting drunk on the plane. She was clearly feeling good.
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Annie was getting drunk on the plane and mixing it with drugs. She was seriously ready to party.
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Annie delivers this gem at the bridal shower. In truth, Maya Rudolph as Lillian did have a beautifully haired head.
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Annie says this to the 13-year old jewelry store girl. And she replies, "You call me when yours come in."
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Annie calls the poor flight attendant "Stove," and he says his name is Steve. Clearly, this doesn't get through to her.
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Brynn is hilariously played by Rebel Wilson in this movie. It's a classic line and makes us think of English muffins in a whole new way.
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Apparently, civil rights means not having to sit in coach. Annie says this when she's trying to get into first class.
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This is another gem from Rita. The poor thing just can't get away from that husband and children!
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This is when the ladies are starting to get sick! Little does she know, the stomach pain is not from the dress.
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It's funny that she says, "I'm sure I'm a mess," because she just spent a lot of time prettying herself up! Girls always do that.
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The young girl says, "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends." Things go downhill from there.
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This is her response when Annie asked if she read her journal. Brynn is probably the worst roommate in the world.
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Megan says this when she encounters John on the plane. He responds, "I am not an air marshall. There's no... you don't need to take a watch."
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Leave it to Officer Nathan to be the voice of reason! He just wants a stress-free wedding - and a bag of carrots.
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Annie sneaks into first class. When she's being questioned, she says, "Help me, I'm poor."
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She doesn't want to like the lemonade, but she can't help it! It tastes deliciously fresh, and she drinks it while driving her car.
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Lillian asks this of Annie, who has to say "Well...he kept putting it around in my face..." This is just pure, raunchy amazingness.
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Poor Becca! She's not tired.... Rita then says, "That's why every girl needs those s**tty college years: to experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like."
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Annie confides this to Officer Nathan. She feels like Lillian's life is getting perfect, and hers is blah.
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The way Annie says this is so priceless. And it's also painful to watch, as well.
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Annie proves that she's not intimidated when she says this line. In truth, her body is about to explode in the bathroom.
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When Megan meets John, it's love at first sight. She seriously wants to climb him like a tree, and she does.
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Annie says this after putting a massive chunk of food in her teeth. Lillian has trouble keeping a straight face as she watchers her do it.
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Officer Nathan is trying to get Annie to confide in him. He's so adorable and warmhearted, that Annie does end up confiding.
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