Do You Know These Classic Bridesmaids Quotes?


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About This Quiz

"Bridesmaids" is one of the funniest movies ever made - no question. But how many of the most classic lines do you remember? In this quiz, we'll explore the funniest, most absurd and most heartwarming quotes from the movie. Warning: you're going to want to watch it again!

"I wanna apologize. I'm not even confident _________."

Megan apologizes for the belch - or whatever - that she emits. If she doesn't know where it came from, there's an extra need to apologize.

"I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. _________. You are also your solution."

These are profound words from Megan! It's true that we are our own problems.

"You are like the Maid of _______."

Officer Nathan says that she's the Maid of Dishonor. Harsh words, but that really did seem true at the time.

"I had a dream last night that we went down." Where is this said?

A nervous passenger says "I had a dream last night that we went down." This is what prompts the need for alcohol and drug use.

Who says, "I wouldn't know. I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom. Sometimes the floor"?

In response to being asked if her new house is gorgeous, this is poor Rita's response. It's tough being a housewife.

Who suggests a "Fight Club" theme for the bachelorette party?

Megan wants the ladies to re-enact "Fight Club" by beating up the bride-to-be. Considering the tension among the ladies, this sounds dangerous.

Who says, "I just took a s**t in the middle of the street"?

Lillian utters this little gem when she literally poops in the street. Not only that, but she's wearing a wedding dress when she does it!

Who says, "Anybody else have anything they want to share today?"

Lillian loses her cool in this scene. But do you blame her? Maya Rudolph delivers this line with wonderful anger.

"I'm totally _______!"

Rose Byrne says this classic line when trying to get Officer Nathan's attention. It totally works, of course.

"Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and _______ like a normal person?"

Lillian says this to Annie. But she's right, that is what normal people do. But there's nothing normal about Annie.

"You cannot trust _______, ever."

Annie says, "You cannot trust anybody, ever." She was clearly at a low moment when she said this. But sometimes it seems true.

"You are more beautiful than _______! You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine."

"You are more beautiful than Cinderella!" Becca says this when she's getting drunk on the plane. She was clearly feeling good.

Who says, "I'm ready to PAAAAAAAAARTY!"

Annie was getting drunk on the plane and mixing it with drugs. She was seriously ready to party.

"You would know that if you got your beautifully haired head out of your ______!"

Annie delivers this gem at the bridal shower. In truth, Maya Rudolph as Lillian did have a beautifully haired head.

"Okay, well, call me when your ______ come in."

Annie says this to the 13-year old jewelry store girl. And she replies, "You call me when yours come in."

"_____, what kind of name is that?"

Annie calls the poor flight attendant "Stove," and he says his name is Steve. Clearly, this doesn't get through to her.

Who says, "I have no way of earning money, unless I just go prostitute down on the street. 'Hello fellas! Here I am... put your American sausage in my English McMuffin.'"

Brynn is hilariously played by Rebel Wilson in this movie. It's a classic line and makes us think of English muffins in a whole new way.

"I'm gonna leave this (curtain) open! Cause, it's called _______! This is the '90s!"

Apparently, civil rights means not having to sit in coach. Annie says this when she's trying to get into first class.

Who says, "Sometimes, I just want to watch 'The Daily Show' without him entering me."

This is another gem from Rita. The poor thing just can't get away from that husband and children!

Who says, "The dress is so pretty it makes my stomach hurt."

This is when the ladies are starting to get sick! Little does she know, the stomach pain is not from the dress.

What does Annie say when she wakes up beside the hunky guy?

It's funny that she says, "I'm sure I'm a mess," because she just spent a lot of time prettying herself up! Girls always do that.

Who says, "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends."

The young girl says, "Well, you're an old, single loser who's never going to have any friends." Things go downhill from there.

Who says, "At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book"?

This is her response when Annie asked if she read her journal. Brynn is probably the worst roommate in the world.

Who says, "I'll take first watch"?

Megan says this when she encounters John on the plane. He responds, "I am not an air marshall. There's no... you don't need to take a watch."

Who says, "Running a wedding should be fun! If I ever had a wedding, I'd want everybody to be stress-free."

Leave it to Officer Nathan to be the voice of reason! He just wants a stress-free wedding - and a bag of carrots.

Where does Annie say, "Help me, I'm poor"?

Annie sneaks into first class. When she's being questioned, she says, "Help me, I'm poor."

What's Annie's response to the pink lemonade?

She doesn't want to like the lemonade, but she can't help it! It tastes deliciously fresh, and she drinks it while driving her car.

Did you let him sleep over in your ______?"

Lillian asks this of Annie, who has to say "Well...he kept putting it around in my face..." This is just pure, raunchy amazingness.

Who says, "Kevin can only have sex in bed, in the dark, under the covers - only after we've showered, separately. And sometimes by the time we're finished cleaning ourselves, he's too tired. And then I pretend that I'm tired but I'm not tired, I'm not tired... I'm not tired"?

Poor Becca! She's not tired.... Rita then says, "That's why every girl needs those s**tty college years: to experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like."

Who says, "I feel like her life is going off and getting perfect, and mine is just like..."?

Annie confides this to Officer Nathan. She feels like Lillian's life is getting perfect, and hers is blah.

"I'm not with anybody. I'm here ______."

The way Annie says this is so priceless. And it's also painful to watch, as well.

Who says, "Oh, my god. I just got hot.... Yeah, my pits are sweating"?

Annie proves that she's not intimidated when she says this line. In truth, her body is about to explode in the bathroom.

Who says, "I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree"?

When Megan meets John, it's love at first sight. She seriously wants to climb him like a tree, and she does.

Who says, "I don't need dental work"?

Annie says this after putting a massive chunk of food in her teeth. Lillian has trouble keeping a straight face as she watchers her do it.

"Do you want to tell a _______ about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."

Officer Nathan is trying to get Annie to confide in him. He's so adorable and warmhearted, that Annie does end up confiding.

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