1. Ignore them
   Hug them
2. Obey

You must obey when the HMFIC is around. That would be the Head Mother ****er In Charge.

1. Yes
2. No

NFG is just no good. Nobody wants Non-Functioning Equipment. That's No ****ing Good.

1. Yes
2. No

When something is TS, it's only for a select few. That information is Top Secret for a reason.

1. MCRD
   MUI
2. BRT

The MCRD is perhaps where your soldiering days began. It's the Marine Corps Recruit Depot.

1. Yes
2. No

JO just stands for Junior Officer. However, the acronym is associated with an insufferable junior officer.

1. Done
2. Just starting

When you hear ENDEX, it means it's over. ENDEX stands for End Exercise.

1. No good
2. Fantastic

SOS is absolutely no good. Based on the old Morse code signal, SOS means **** On a Shingle and Same Old ****.

1. Yes
2. No

LBJ is associated with Lyndon B. Johnson, but it's also associated with Vietnam. Long Binh Jail was a U.S. stockade built during the war.

1. Unclear
2. Obvious​

Not only is something that is BFO obvious, but it's a Blinding Flash of the Obvious. (There's one acronym without the F-word!)

1. Yes
2. No

You most definitely want to show respect to the SECDEV. Everyone should respect the Secretary of Defense.

1. LMO
   FIDO
2. GPY

When you say FIDO, you're giving up. FIDO means Forget It, or **** It, Drive On.

1. Army
   Navy
2. Marines

The NFO is a member of the Navy. The Naval Flight Officer is a weapons officer, not a pilot.

1. Food
   Ammo
2. Girls

The CK is where you go for chow in the field. Nothing like a Containerized Kitchen.

1. Absolutely sure
2. Not sure

When you make a WAG, you're definitely not sure about things. But sometimes, you just need to make a Wild-A** Guess.

1. MVP
   CFB
2. TMI

CFB is the military's newest way of saying something is clear. In fact, it's clear as a ****ing bell.

1. Fuel
   Food
2. Shoes

POL is used to refer to all kinds of fuel. For instance, Petroleum, Oil and Lubricants.

1. IED
   PET
2. ROV

You don't want an IED anywhere near you. This is an Improvised Explosive Device, common in the Middle East.

1. Yes
2. No

You don't want to put your life in the hands of someone who is ROAD. It's not good to be Retired On Active Duty.

1. On vacation
2. Working your bum off

Nobody is going to have time to be lazy when the leader is THS. That would be The Hooah Syndrome in the Army.

1. SPO
   BFE
2. NPG

BFE is somewhere that is far away. It's the Big ****ing Empty.

1. A statement
   A question
2. Both

There's the famous WTF, but then there's WTFO? This means "What The ****, Over?" The response would be "What The ****, Out."

1. Beginning
2. End

In the Army, the SP is where you begin. It is your Starting Point. That's when the games begin.

1. The Air Force
   Inconvenience
2. Both

AFI stands for Air Force Instruction. It also refers to Another ****ing Inconvenience.

1. A faucet
   A broken plate
2. A generator

A BFW is used to fix a generator. It's a big job, so you need a Big ****ing Wrench.

1. Are a vet
   Are a marine
2. Are a paratrooper

HANO is a paratrooper's worst nightmare. High Altitude, No Opening is a bad day and usually fatal.

1. Yes
2. No

Yes, the large B-52 Stratofortress is a BUFF. The acronym was created to describe it as a Big Ugly Fat ****er.

1. Yes
2. No

You love it when you hear BZ. It stands for Bravo Zulu, and it generally means "great job!"

1. Good about yourself
2. Bad about yourself

You're having a good day when you say FIGJAM, or **** I'm Good, Just Ask Me. This was stolen from the Australians in Vietnam.

1. Yes
2. No

FUBAR is definitely not a good thing. No one likes things to be ****ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

1. United States Marine Corps
   Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
2. Both

USMC traditionally stands for the United States Marine Corps, but the acronym can also be derogatory. It's all a matter of perspective.

1. Good
   Bad
2. Average

When something is PFA, it's wonderful. In fact, it's Pretty ****ing Awesome.

1. Boots
   Glasses
2. Helmets

BCGs are very unattractive glasses. In fact, they're called Birth Control Glasses. They're issued to service members in need of corrective lenses.

1. Yes
2. No

Big Chicken Dinner is no good at all. BCD technically stands for Bad Conduct Discharge.

1. Urban warfare
   What's for dinner
2. Scuba gear

Surprisingly, FISH means urban warfare. The acronym is Fighting In Someone's House - not a good thing at all.

1. Yes
2. No

You don't want a BLOB on your aircraft. No one wants a Big Lump On Board.