1. Yikes!
   You idiot!
2. Goddamn it!
   Hell no!

Back in the day blaspheming, or using God's name disrespectfully, was a huge deal. This is why people would say "dad-sizzle" instead of "goddamn it."

1. go die
   shut up
2. get out
   to hell with it

This is old Australian slang. They would have said it to people they wanted to shut up.

1. ugly
   annoying
2. godless
   stupid

This word was used mostly in Victorian times. It means idiot.

1. hurt people
   cheat
2. lie
   complain

This Northern English slang word was mostly used in the 18th century. It is used to refer to someone who does nothing but complain.

1. a virgin
   a cheater
2. an idiot
   someone annoying

"Bedswerver" is an old British slang term. Invented by Shakespeare, it refers to cheaters.

1. insult
   contraction
2. exclamation
   anagram

This old curse would have been used a lot like "damn!" is today. It's a variant of the phrase "Gods hooks."

1. fool
   drunkard
2. waste of time
   conceited person

This term dates back to Victorian times. Victorians used it to refer to drunkards.

1. an exclamation
   a general curse word
2. blasphemy
   an insult

This term was originally used to insult pirates. By the 19th century, it was used to refer to anyone who was not doing a good job.

1. an exclamation
   an insult
2. a term mocking royalty
   something dirty

This is an odd one. It comes from the phrase "God's body."

1. surprise
   hatred
2. boredom
   religious fervor

This is a 17th century version of "zounds!" It was used to express surprise or indignation.

1. expression of hatred
   exclamation
2. insult
   off color slang word

This is a variation of the classic exclamation "What in tarnation!" Both of these were popular in the U.S. during the 1930s.

1. hack
   liar
2. bad spouse
   idiot

A fopdoodle is an old school term for a total idiot. Old world insults are often extravagant.

1. a false prophet
   a time waster
2. a loser
   a dumb person

Shakespeare invented many English words, some of which have stood the test of time better than others. His word "fustilarian" means a time-waster.

1. bathe
   swim
2. spend money
   work hard

Scobberlotcher is a very outdated word. It describes the kind of person who never works hard at anything.

1. a killjoy
   unmarried
2. dirty
   bad with their money

This word was invented by Laurence Stern to refer to a man he met who traveled to wonderful places and complained about all of them. While it originally referred to whiny travelers, it came to be used to apply to all kinds of buzzkills.

1. has a bad temper
   overstays their welcome
2. is always late
   is mean

This old term refers to guests who overstay their welcome. It comes from a host staying up late to keep the fire going even if all they really want is to go to bed.

1. curse
   exclamation
2. slur
   signal

This word comes from Ireland. It was a church-friendly stand in for the exclamation "By Jesus!"

1. eat
   burp
2. swear
   lie

A muckspout was a person who swore too much. The spout is their mouth and the swears are the muck.

1. Screw you!
   Damn it!
2. Oops!
   What in tarnation!

"Consarn it!" sounds cute by today's standards. However, back in the day it was a replacement for "Damn it!"

1. a curse word
   an insult
2. both
   neither

This word was used in medieval England. It was their equivalent of the F-word.

1. an insult
   a curse
2. a dirty word
   none of the above

This is an old insult. It means "person of great contempt."

1. disgust
   despair
2. frustration
   pleasure

This swear was used in the 19th century. It is one of frustration.

1. yes
2. no

Despite now being associated with a Disney character, this phrase actually has offensive origins. It was a replacement for using "Jesus Christ" as a swear.

1. Screw you!
   You idiot!
2. I can't even!
   Oh no!

This creative composite swear word implied that you were about to collapse. Essentially it means that the speaker is so overcome with emotion that they are about to fall over.

1. bad
   dangerous
2. happy
   calm

This is used to lament over a bad situation. It comes from an Old Scottish saying which roughly means "for woe's sakes."

1. terror
   surprise
2. mourning
   joy

In the early 19th century, this became an exclamation of surprise. During this era, having your cloak stollen off your back in the night was actually a concern.

1. dumb
   useless
2. trash
   ugly

This is the old English version of rubbish. Apparently people have been calling things trash for centuries.

1. a person
   a situation
2. a bad pet
   the weather

To bespawl means to spit or dribble. This insult referred to someone who spit or dribbled when they spoke.

1. mean
   useless
2. old
   poor

This word was used interchangeably with cumberground. It referred to a useless person who just took up space.

1. gross
   stupid
2. dishonest
   cruel

Cop is an old word for the head. Dalcop literally means "dull head" in old English.

1. men
   women
2. children
   servants

This is an old English insult. It was leveled at women considered untidy.

1. lost
   nosy
2. creepy
   cheap

This is an old Irish word. It refers to a nosy, prying person who does not mind their own business.

1. slacker
   cheater
2. thief
   blasphemer

This was a popular 17th century term. It referred to slackers and time-wasters.

1. something illegal
   nothing
2. something gross
   something weird

The Victorians valued hard work. Doing quisby meant to be lazing around instead of attending to your responsibilities.

1. king
   criminal
2. prostitute
   foreigner

This is a 15th century English insult. It literally means "son of a prostitute."