1. Sizzlean
   Beggin' Strips
2. Healthon
   Bake-Os

Sizzlean was a healthier form of bacon that claimed to have 50% less fat without sacrificing the flavor. You had to hurry to buy it though, because it was "flying out of the store" (it wasn't).

1. Tiger Tails
   Pudding Pie
2. Chocolate Twinkie
   Ding Dong

Hostess was the leading company in sugars and saturated fats, and children in the 1980s loved them. Pudding pies were an excellent way to get your pudding and your pie at the same time (lunchtime) when you were a kid.

1. Twice Bakes
   Roasters
2. Tato Skins
   Bakers

Tato Skins no longer exist, but you can get a similar product in the TGI Friday's bagged potato skins. However, in the 1980s, if you wanted a real crunch to your chips, you could get these bad boys that came in several flavors.

1. Choco Tasties
   Oreo Chips
2. Keebler Deluxe
   Chips Ahoy!

Chips Ahoy! cookies had a lot of great marketing techniques. They talked about how many chocolate chips were in each cookie (and even went so far as to advertise that on the packaging). It was an odd guarantee, but it worked, and kids loved the little cardboard circles.

1. Fruit by the Foot
   Fruit Wrinkles
2. Fruities
   Fruit Snackers

Fruit Wrinkles were basically just Fruit snacks. They didn't have a lot of different flavors (they all pretty much tasted the same), but they were a great alternative to gummy bears.

1. Hi-C Grape
   Squeez-It
2. Kool Aid Jammer
   Hi-C Ecto Cooler

Ecto Coolers were the greatest thing on Earth because they had Slimer from "Ghostbusters" on them. The taste was dangerously close to melted green Jell-O, but this was back in the days when high fructose corn syrup was totally healthy for kids.

1. Cheezy Poofs
   Fall Balls
2. Nut Balls
   Cheez Balls

Cheez Balls were awesome. They came in a little canister so you didn't crush them on the way to school. Though they aren't made anymore, there are some pretty close substitutes you can get these days.

1. Self Sandies
   Elf Fudgies
2. E.L. Fudge
   Sandwich Trees

E.L. Fudge cookies had a little elf on them, and they were shaped like the cartoon characters who made them. It was a great marketing technique that attracted a lot of children, and the cookies weren't half bad if you dipped them in milk.

1. Oatmeal Cream Pie
   Star Crunch
2. Zebra Cakes
   Nutty Bars

Star Crunch bars were made by Little Debbie. They had chocolate covered rice cereal surrounding some sort of soft cookie covered in caramel. They were everything we wanted in the 1980s because they were pure sugar (you know, for energy).

1. Taco
   Cool Ranch
2. Pizzeria
   Cilantro lime

You can say what you want about Doritos, but if you've never had a taco flavored Dorito, you've never lived. They had a cheesy taste with just a hint of sour cream on the back end. They were the perfect chip.

1. Red Bull
   Capri Sun
2. Volumizers
   Squeezit

Capri Sun was originally marketed as a sports drink for kids ... because pure sugar and citric acid will get anyone hyper. Every '80s kid who brought these to school lunch knows the pain of having that cheap straw break.

1. Chicken in a Biskit
   Chicken Chips
2. Chicuits
   Chickies

What do you get when you sprinkle crushed chicken bouillon cubes onto a cracker? Chicken in a Biskit by Nabisco. These crackers were salty and absolutely delicious when mixed with cream cheese and pretty much any dip.

1. Squeezy Cheese
   Easy Cheese
2. Zippy Cheese
   Cheezy Please

Easy Cheese was simply the best. Sure, it had the same texture and fortitude as plastic, but putting it on a cracker was absolutely life-changing. If you brought one of these to the lunch table, everyone served up their chips and crackers for a squirt.

1. Frosted Animals
   Animal Biscuits
2. Barnum's Animal Crackers
   Circus Zoos

Animal crackers were all the rage in the 1980s, mostly because Teddy Grahams hadn't hit the market just yet. They were an excellent way to have a cracker that wasn't too sweet. Kids needed their carbs back then, and these were the best way for them to get it.

1. Kudos
   Quakers
2. Shakers
   Crunch bars

Kudos granola bars were the side that healthier parents chose for their kids' lunches. However, the only thing that made these healthier is that they were about half the size of other granola bars on the market.

1. Cracker Sandwiches
   Crustables
2. Lunchables
   Deli Kits

There was something about eating a Lunchable at school that made you feel far superior to your classmates who had homemade sandwiches in their lunch boxes. Not only did your parents purchase this for you, they even placed it in your lunch bag. It was pretty sweet of them, really.

1. Flingers
   Fingers
2. Singers
   Zingers

Like most Hostess products, Zingers were made up of a sponge cake substance filled with hydrogenated oil and covered in a plastic-like frosting. Their shape changed their flavor (they didn't), and kids in the '80s loved them in their lunch boxes.

1. Pringles
   Doritos
2. Bugles
   Cornies

Though you can still get Bugles at your local grocery store, the 1980s really showed them off as the most amazing snack in the world. They were light, airy and crunchy all at the same time. Oh, and they were saltier than ramen.

1. EngrOreos
   Big Sweets
2. Oreo Giants
   Oreo Big Stuf

The '80s wanted to make everything bigger. We were a country of wealth and growth, so why not make the biggest Oreo possible? Calories didn't matter back then, but sugar always mattered to kids, so these were a hit.

1. Fudgy Middles
   Sugar Fudges
2. Sugar Snaps
   Magic Middles

Magic Middles were about as plain as cookies could get in the '80s. Everything in the '80s had to be packed with various candies and fruits and sprinkles, but Magic Middles stayed true to themselves and were simply filled with chocolate.

1. Dipperoos
   Dunk-a-Roos
2. Handi-Snacks
   Cracker Snacker

Handi-Snacks certainly were handy to have around. Although, no one recommends that you drive and eat them. They take two hands. One to hold the plastic container and one to maneuver the little red stick around in order to get the plastic cheese out of the tub and spread it on your cracker.

1. Swedish Fish
   Shark Bites
2. Million Dollar Fishes
   Fisheries

Everyone knows that Shark Bites were the fruit snack of choice back in the day. Though each piece simply looked like a blob (and definitely not a shark), children would throw wild fits until these were thrown in their lunch boxes.

1. Pizzarias
   Tacoterries
2. Baco-Chips
   Ranchers

Thanks to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (movies and cartoon), pizza was the only thing that children of the 1980s wanted to eat. It only made sense that a company would try to profit off of this and make a chip flavored appropriately for the children of the time.

1. Giggles
   Laughies
2. Pappies
   Claps

What are they laughing at anyway? Putting human faces onto food was a good idea back in the day. Once the Internet was popularized and taking pictures of epic fails came along with it, the faced-food started to fade away.

1. Fruit by the Foot
   Fruit Leather
2. Fruit Roll-Ups
   Hearty Bites

Fruit Roll-Ups were the corporate take on fruit leather. However, being made with "real fruit flavor" was just a ploy to get kids to eat the sugar that they packed into these little guys. But hey, we all loved them, and they were a great trading tool at school lunches because you could split them up.

1. M&Ms
   Dots
2. Peanut Fruits
   Reese's Pieces

Everyone knows that Reese's Pieces made a huge comeback after "E.T. The Extraterrestrial" came out. A lot of people don't know that M&Ms candies were the first choice, but they turned down the deal. That was silly.

1. Chef Boyardee Ringers
   Singers
2. Bowl-o-Os
   SpaghettiOs

Pasta in a tomato sauce. It didn't taste like mom's spaghetti, but it did the trick, and for some reason, the children of the '80s loved these nasty little things. It was tomato soup with circular pasta in it. End of story.

1. Cheez-It
   Swiss Cheese
2. Milkers
   Moon Crackers

Nabisco's Swiss Cheese crackers were packed with cheese flavor (that means sodium). They were baked, so they were clearly better for you than potato chips ... or at least that's what they tried to tell parents.

1. Fig Newtons
   Jelly Biscuits
2. Sweet Biscuits
   Shaped Newtons

Fig Newtons were a very sophisticated cookie for the children of the 1980s. They had a chewy consistency, but if they were old, you might get a few crumbs in the back of your throat ... which would always cause you to cough.

1. Chips Ahoy! Swirlies
   Rainbow Chips Deluxe
2. Chippers
   M&M Sweeties

Keebler Rainbow Chips Deluxe cookies were awesome to have in your lunch box as a kid. Simply trading one colored candy that was baked into the cookie could get you half of a Fruit Roll-Up. They were that good.

1. Slippery Juicers
   Capri Suns
2. Kool Aid Jammers
   Squeezit

You twisted off the plastic cap and squeezed the juice into your mouth. That was the delivery method of this sweet drink that mocked the taste of Kool-Aid. They were important to all '80s kids, but not every '80s kid had them.

1. Taco
   Cheddar
2. Salsa Verde
   Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch Doritos were all the rage in the 1980s. However, if you ever had a taste of Wild and Mild Ranch Fritos, you probably liked them better. But the chip everyone remembers from back in those days were Doritos (for some reason).

1. Berry Blast
   Crystal
2. Wild Cherry
   Dr. Cherry

Wild Cherry Pepsi was first seen in 1988. It gave people exactly what they were looking for in a soda: extra sugar and flavored syrup. These days, you can walk into a fast food place and pick any flavor of soda you can imagine, but back in the '80s, it was much more difficult to get your hands on one of these.

1. Beary Crackers
   Teddy Grahams
2. Teddy Tubblers
   Teddy Biscuits

In the late '80s, someone decided to capitalize on the success of animal crackers, and make crackers that were shaped like one specific animal. Sure they were graham crackers, but they were glazed with sugar, making them purely '80s. Chocolate Teddy Grahams are shown here.

1. PB Max
   Peanut Butter Snickers
2. Snickers PB
   Twix PB

The big thing about PB Max was that it was made with real peanut butter on the inside — as though every other peanut butter snack wasn't made with real peanut butter. But who doesn't love a commercial with hairy-armed wrestlers in it?

1. Hubba Bubba Soda
   Bazooka Joe Soda
2. Bubble Tape Soda
   Big League Chew Soda

Any kid who had one of these in their lunch box was envied by every other kid at the lunch table. Not only was it a sugary drink, but it was a sugary drink that tasted like bubble gum (well, kinda).

1. Carnation Breakfast Bar
   Quaker Breakfast Bar
2. Post Breakfast Bar
   Rice Krispie Breakfast Bar

Carnation Breakfast Bars gave you a morning boost, but they were often put into children's lunches as substitutes for things like granola bars. They first arrived on the scene in the 1960s, but they were all the rage in the 1980s.

1. Pizza Bites
   Pizza Rolls
2. Slower Bites
   Bagel Bites

Bagel Bites were what every kid dreamed of, but they were gross. If you were lucky enough to have your parents buy them, you probably just pretended to like it so you didn't get in trouble for wasting your parent's money.