Dream Up Your Perfect Truck and We’ll Guess What Kind of Man You Like

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Dream Up Your Perfect Truck and We’ll Guess What Kind of Man You Like
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About This Quiz

On the road less traveled in life, there are a lot of pitfalls, speedbumps, and detours. You can navigate them in many different ways, but the best way is in a truck, and we all know it, especially when you have the right person riding shotgun.  There's something liberating about driving a truck that you can't get in most cars. Sure there are sports cars that go fast and luxury cars that look amazing, but a truck? A really good truck? Oh, there's nothing like it — the power, the size, the look! It's a breed apart from the rest of the automobile industry. It's the perfect melding of form and function.  It's power and beauty all in one, all the things you want in the best driving experience you could have. And with the right person next to you, it's even better.

We're pretty sure that the kind of truck you want — the kind you really want that may not even exist in reality — says a lot about who you are and what you're looking for in life ... like maybe even the kind of guy you're into. It's all about desire, right? So tell us what type of truck you desire, and we'll tell you what kind of man you're into!

Q1 - Tailgate Your truck needs a tailgate, of course. What features do you need in yours?
There are tailgate features?
A multimodal gate that goes up and down or opens like a door
One with nested panels
One that works for tailgate parties

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Q8 - chrome This has no effect on the truck at all, but do you want chrome bumpers?
Chrome deep drop bumpers
Do they even make another type?
A good chrome step bumper is useful.
They're better than rubber, I guess.

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Q3 - dually Are you down for a dually?
Love 'em!
I could be.
I don't think that's necessary.
A what now?

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Q27 - chains Do you need a truck with tire chains?
Come winter, I probably will need them.
I doubt it.
No, those are unnecessary.
That sounds intense.

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Q4 - GPS Everyone needs a hand now and then. Which of these features do you appreciate most?
All-wheel drive
GPS
Park assist
HD surround vision

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Q5 - Cab Are you more interested in a crew cab or the standard?
I only need two doors.
It doesn't matter to me.
I prefer a crew cab.
Can I get that weird little door?

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Q6 - torque Does the amount of torque provided by the engine factor into your interest in a truck?
Of course!
Not really
If it's relevant to how I'll use the truck, sure.
I don't even know what torque is.

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Q7 - truck bed Do you want to be able to cover your bed, or is it fine to leave it open?
Open is how it's meant to be.
It depends on what's going on back there.
Covering it would have benefits.
Either way works, I guess.

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Q9 - manual What are your transmission preferences?
Manual is still the best.
Whatever works
10-speed automatic is good for me.
I want anything but manual; I suck at manual.

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Q10 - winch Do you need a winch?
Definitely, they're pretty cool and fun, too.
Might come in handy
I'm not sure I'd need one.
Does anyone?

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Q11 - camper Do you have any need for a slide-on camper body?
That would be awesome!
I could think of a few ways to enjoy that.
Do they even make those anymore?
Camping? I don't know about that.

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Q12 - bedliner Would you invest in a bedliner?
Nah, the bed is meant to get roughed up.
If it's a good deal, I suppose I would.
Of course, it'll extend the life of the bed.
Isn't that a sheet?

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Q13 - running boards Do you need some running boards?
As long as they're attached to the frame
I don't need those.
They're pretty helpful, so yes I do.
Only if I can run on them

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Q14 - mudding How important is it to go offroad?
I love offroading!
I could do that now and then.
Not very
I like roads.

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Q15 - sticker What do you look at first when buying a new truck, horsepower or sticker price?
Horsepower, all the way
I just want it to look cool.
Price does have an effect on things.
Well, paint color, to be honest

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Q16 - old school Do you need that luxury interior or a more sturdy, old-school truck look?
Trucks aren't meant to be luxurious.
You need to have some slick interiors.
Well, you want to be comfortable.
I just want a seat warmer.

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Q17 - wheels You can get some pretty massive wheels on a truck if you want. Are you into it?
Definitely!
That could be fun.
Not at all
I do like monster trucks.

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Q18 - perfect What's the perfect sized truck?
I want a heavy-duty truck.
Something mid-size
Light duty is all I need.
As big as it needs to be?

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Q19 - tailgate step Which cool tech amenity would make your life better?
A tailgate step
Blind-spot monitoring
A hidden trunk beneath the bed
Storage cubbies!

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Q20 - fast Do you need a truck that can go fast?
It couldn't hurt.
Oh, you know I do.
As long as it goes the speed limit, I'm fine.
Well, I don't want to go slow.

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Q21 - upholstery How much of a difference does the feel of your upholstery make?
I just need some seats, and I'm fine.
I want leather!
The most comfortable choice is best.
As long as it's not vinyl

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Q22 - mudflaps Are you a fan of mudflaps?
Hey, every truck needs mudflaps.
Am I?
Not at all
I love mudflaps!

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Q23 - snorkel Is there any chance you'd outfit your truck with a snorkel?
I might.
No, they look ugly.
I'd never need one.
What the heck is a snorkel?

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Q24 - road Do you use a navigation system, or do you do it the old fashioned way?
I like to go where the road takes me.
It's good to have a GPS back-up.
Obviously a nav system is helpful.
I guess it depends on where I'm going.

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Q25 - trailer How often are you going to need to haul something, like a trailer?
A lot
Probably never
You never know!
I don't think I'd know how to handle that.

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Q26 - Red Express Which of these is closest to what you imagine your dream truck looking like?
1979 Li'l Red Express
2020 Chevy Silverado Midnight Edition
2020 Ford Ranger Raptor
Jeep Gladiator

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Q2 - singing How do you like to listen to music when you're on the road?
The radio is fine by me.
I want to listen to a playlist I created.
Satellite radio is good.
Can you still get 8-track players?

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Q28 - Old School Is your ideal truck something brand new or old school?
I love the classics!
Newer would be nice.
I prefer brand new.
Whatever I can afford

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Q29 - room How much seating do you need?
Room for a friend and a dog is nice.
Just seats for two
I'd like to be able to drive some friends around.
How many people can you fit in a pickup these days?

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Q30 - hybrid Hybrid, gas or electric?
Diesel!
Gas is fine.
They don't even have fully electric pickups available yet.
I could go for a hybrid.

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