1. tenius cinea
   tinea cruris
2. crinea tinius

Tinea cruris is the official name of jock itch, and -- oddly enough -- foosball is the official sport of jock itch.

1. true
2. false

While middle-aged males are most likely to get jock itch, women commonly get it as well.

1. antifungal pills
   antifungal lotions
2. injections of fungal agents

As jock itch is a fungal problem, the solution is antifungal, taken orally or applied topically.

1. sleep apnea
   tendonitis
2. alcohol/drug use

Sleep apnea and use of alcohol or drugs can both result in lowered libido.

1. true
2. false

Prior traumatic sexual experiences -- or guilt about infidelity -- can lower your sex drive, as can examining your bank account balance while deciding whether or not to have children.

1. onion and garlic
   wheat bread and milk
2. carrots and bananas

Certain stinky foods, such as onions and garlic, break down and enter your bloodstream, and your breath expel those stinky odors as the blood passes through the lungs.

1. diabetes or problems with the liver or kidneys
   heart disease or gout
2. brain cancer

Health problems such as diabetes, which results in a fruity breath odor, kidney problems, which create an ammonialike smell, and liver dysfunction can all cause bad breath.

1. tooth decay
   gum disease
2. thinning enamel

Bad breath can be caused by tooth decay and gum disease, so seeing your dentist about bad breath could uncover other ongoing dental problems.

1. vitamin E
   aloe vera
2. injections of triamcinolone

Contrary to popular belief, vitamin E can actually hinder the healing of scars.

1. up to six weeks
   up to two years
2. up to 10 years

Though scars begin forming immediately after a wound is inflicted, they can take up to two years to reach their final state.

1. forms new bonds using marrow
   forms new collagen growth
2. forms a bridge of misshapen skin cells

New collagen growth -- which initially appears dark and raised -- forms scars that will lighten over time and flatten out.

1. true
2. false

Fecal blood can be bright red or very dark, almost black. The closer in origin a medical issue is to your anus, the redder the fecal blood will be.

1. true
2. false

People with advanced alcoholism, upon quitting, may experience the dreaded delirium tremens, which is a severe reaction to alcohol withdrawal that can cause heart attack or stroke.

1. methadone
   disulfiram
2. naltrexone

People who are trying to stop drinking sometimes take disulfiram, because it makes users violently ill if they consume even a little bit of alcohol.

1. 1 in 5
   1 in 10
2. 1 in 100

Blood in the urine, aka hematuria, is relatively common (as is freaking out about blood in the urine).

1. swollen veins in the anus
   tearing of the anal tissue
2. rectal cancer

Hemorrhoids may be internal or external, depending on the location around the anus of the swollen veins.

1. loose stools
   painful bowel movements
2. blood in the feces

Hemorrhoids can cause blood in the feces, painful bowel movements, itching and pain when sitting down.

1. fungi often found in the vagina under normal conditions
   sexually transmitted diseases
2. sexual intercourse

Vaginal yeast infections are caused by fungi (specifically Candida albicans) that multiply due to a change in their environment.

1. true
2. false

Symptoms of vaginal yeast infections mimic some STD symptoms: pain during urination or sexual intercourse, redness and discharge.