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Everyone Has a "Goonies" Character That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours

By: Steven Miller

Everyone Has a "Goonies" Character That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours

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About This Quiz

The long-lost fortune of One-Eyed Willy is out there somewhere. It's just a question of whether Mikey and his friends are going to find it or if Mama Fratelli and her boys get to it first. This '80s classic is filled with characters that cover a wide range of personalities; let's find out which one are you.

Perhaps you're fluent in Spanish, and you're more than happy to use that knowledge to serve as a highly unreliable translator whenever possible. If you're known for talking a lot and having an off-beat sense of humor, Mouth is looking like an excellent fit for you. If you also really love Prince's "Purple Rain," then it's pretty much a done deal.

Maybe you'd consider yourself to be more of a tech geek, someone who keeps up on all the latest innovations and trends. If so, then Data seems like a pretty ideal character to consider for you. If you relate to a combination of James Bond and Inspector Gadget, then it seems clear that this inventive genius is the right choice for you.

The list of iconic characters goes on. Grab your map and let's set off to find this treasure. Who knows, we might end up saving the town and making some unlikely friends along the way.

Are you more loud or soft-spoken?

I'm definitely known to be a bit loud.

I'm not extremely loud, but I do talk a lot.

I usually only get loud when I get very excited.

I tend to stay more quiet.

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How good is your Spanish?

I can get by okay.

I only know a few words.

I don't know any Spanish.

I am fluent in Spanish.

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Which Prince song do you like the most?

"1999".

"Little Red Corvette".

"Purple Rain".

"I Wanna Be Your Lover".

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Have you ever worn a Members Only jacket?

Yeah, I looked amazing in that jacket.

I wore one a couple times.

No, but I did think they looked sexy.

I didn't like those jackets.

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Which "Goonies" character would you most want to spend time with?

Mikey.

Sloth.

Mouth.

Stef.

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Would you consider yourself to be a comedian?

No, not at all, but I'm attracted to those who make me laugh.

Yep, I'm freaking hilarious.

I don't try to be funny, but people think I am anyways.

I've been known to pull off some pretty epic pranks.

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How regularly do you lie?

I only lie in support of a funny joke.

I have a problem, I lie all the time.

I always tell the truth.

I only tell little white lies to protect people's feelings.

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Which holiday fits your personality the best?

Thanksgiving.

Christmas.

April Fool's Day.

4th of July.

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Would you be able to pull off a "Truffle Shuffle"?

Sadly, I do have the stomach for that dance.

No, I'm way too skinny.

Maybe a little bit, but don't tell anyone.

That is so inappropriate, but it does make me laugh.

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Which description best matches your body type?

Average.

Skinny.

Curvy.

Large.

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Have you created any inventions in your life?

Oh yeah, I'm always coming up with new stuff.

I wish, but I'm just not that creative.

I haven't, and it seems unlikely that I will.

I've definitely figured out some improvements on some stuff.

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Would you consider yourself to be a fan of James Bond?

Nah, that's not really my thing.

Yeah, he's pretty cool.

I am a huge fan of James Bond.

I've seen a few James Bond movies, they're okay.

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Which '80s cartoon would you rather watch?

"ThunderCats".

"Alvin and the Chipmunks".

"Inspector Gadget".

"She-Ra".

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How closely do you keep up with innovations and the latest tech gadgets?

I'm pretty far behind the times.

I follow technology very closely.

I'm usually a few years behind the cutting-edge stuff.

I definitely keep up on all the cool stuff that applies to my life.

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How smart are you compared to your friends?

I might be a little slower than my friends.

I'm a genius.

I'm definitely sharper than most.

I don't know. I'm average, I guess.

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Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?

I do that once in a while, but usually only as a joke.

I do that all the time.

I never do that.

That might actually happen somewhat regularly.

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Do you wear glasses?

No, I have excellent vision.

I used to, but not anymore.

Yes, I do.

I actually wear contacts.

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Are you more masculine or feminine?

I'm totally feminine.

I'm very masculine.

I'd say that I'm masculine, but I am very much in touch with my feminine side.

I'm kind of somewhere in the middle.

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How would you describe your love life?

Exciting.

Stable.

Nonexistent.

Things are looking up.

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Do you enjoy fishing?

There are people who fish in my family, but I can't stand it.

Oh yeah, I've got all the latest fishing gear.

Not really, the fish kind of freak me out.

I do enjoy going fishing once in a while.

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Which '80s song is most your style?

"Down Under".

"Beat It".

"Take On Me".

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".

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Are you good at reading maps?

I usually leave that to someone else.

Yes, I'm very good at navigation.

I'm better than you might think.

No, I'm definitely going to get us lost.

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What is your opinion of the sport of golf?

I love it. I have all the latest equipment.

I have family members who play, but I don't.

It seems pretty boring to me.

I hate golf.

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How good of a friend would you say you are?

You'd be lucky to have me as a friend.

I'll give you a hard time about stuff, but I'm a good friend.

I'd pretty much do anything for you, but I do tend to get caught up in my own little world.

I'm pretty sure I drive my friends crazy with my antics.

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Which quote best fits you?

"Do the truffle shuffle".

"I never felt so bad in my entire life".

"I'm setting booby traps".

"I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid".

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Did you move around a lot as a kid?

No, we stayed in the same place the whole time.

Yeah, we were all over the place.

We moved once or twice when I was a kid.

It looked like we might have to move at one point, but we ended up staying.

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How do you think you'd handle being interrogated?

I'd crumble at the first sign of torture.

I'd try to think of an inventive way out of it.

I'd probably hold out for a while.

I'd be the last one to give up the truth.

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Are you more cautious or a risk-taker?

I'm pretty brave and willing to take some risks.

I suppose I like to take calculated risks when it makes sense.

I'm extremely cautious, but I get sucked into risky stuff by my friends a lot.

I do try to avoid risks, but I can't help but take a few when it comes to getting a good laugh.

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How regularly do people tell you to "shut up"?

It's pretty rare for people to say that to me.

It happens quite a lot.

No one ever says that to me.

I get that on a daily basis.

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Which '80s fad were you most into?

Cabbage Patch Kids.

Hacky-Sack.

Rubik's Cube.

Video Game Arcades.

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