Everyone Has a Male British Celeb They Belong With — Here’s Yours

By: Zoe Samuel

Everyone Has a Male British Celeb They Belong With — Here’s Yours
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About This Quiz

Relationships are difficult to predict, even when they exist between two totally ordinary people. Just think about the interplay of likes, dislikes, character traits, emotional baggage, and more sensitive subjects like religion, class, or which way the bog roll goes in the holder. Add to this puzzle of logistical and personal land mines the incalculable pressures of fame and fortune, and one finds relationships nearly impossible to navigate. The demands of fame and the basilisk gaze of the media have a way of making wither and die almost any relationship. When celebrities and their spouses stay together, it is the exception, not the rule.

For purposes of this quiz, we will assume you have tried ordinary relationships with ordinary men, and they have not worked out as perhaps you had hoped. As one must not become famous for dating the famous, one must take care to ensure compatibility when pursuing celebrities as romantic possibilities. To untie this knot with a minimum of fuss, we have compiled this quiz aimed at cutting to the heart of who you are and what is important to you. Armed with this information, we will sort through the constellation of male British stars to find the celebrity love interest who is right for you. Are you ready?

British Celebs 1 How would you feel if an old, potentially embarrassing story about your man emerged in a tabloid?
I think that would be a lot of fun.
Who cares?
I'd be a bit concerned about that.
I would not want that to happen.

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British Celebs 2 How much of your time do you like to spend with your partners?
I would rather it be no more than nine or 10 hours a night.
I would spend my time away from work with them.
As much time as they have available for me
I'd like to spend just enough time together that we don't get sick of each other.

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British Celebs 3 Would you be with someone who has, in the past, broken the law quite badly?
Not if it meant putting anyone in danger
I don't mind at all.
I'd rather not, at least nothing major.
I would mind very much!

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British Celebs 4 How badly do you want to be on the cover of a tabloid?
I would like that quite a lot.
More than anything!
I think it would be fun to do it once!
I don't think that's how I'd like to be known.

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British Celebs 5 On which tabloid would you like to appear?
"The Sun"
"The Mirror"
"The Daily Star"
"The Daily Express"

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British Celebs 6 How much time do you spend in the gym?
None
I work out six hours a day.
I go to the gym for at least an hour a day.
I go to the gym a few times a week.

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British Celebs 7 Is it important that your man be "tough"?
He shouldn't be too upset by people being cruel about him in the press.
He needs to be tough in every meaning of the word.
He should be able to bounce back from failure.
No more than any person should be

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British Celebs 8 How important is it that your partner be tall?
I like them tall and lean.
They don't need to be tall at all if they're broad.
It would be nice to be with someone above average.
It's very important that they be very tall.

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British Celebs 9 After dating this famous man, would you consider dating another one?
Maybe
Definitely
I don't know.
No

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British Celebs 10 How do you define masculinity?
A man who is at ease with himself enough to not be traditionally masculine all of the time
Brawn and attitude!
Gentleness, good looks, and a bit of a past!
Masculinity is when a man knows himself and is happy to be himself.

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British Celebs 11 Which of the following former professions would you rather want for your man?
Stand-up
Dead-animal hauler
Lifeguard
None, I like what he does now.

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British Celebs 12 Would you feel threatened to discover that your partner dated someone you consider more attractive than you?
Not at all
Maybe a little
Very much so
That depends on how much more attractive they are.

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British Celebs 13 Is monogamy important to you?
Is that a kind of wood?
Not very important, no
It is somewhat important.
It is very important.

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British Celebs 14 What side of life would you most like to hide from the press?
None! I would let all of the facts fly!
I wouldn't let the press into my spiritual beliefs.
I wouldn't let the press near my children.
I wouldn't let the press see anything that isn't about my career or the career of my boyfriend.

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British Celebs 15 In what sort of work would you like your partner to be involved?
Hollywood movies
Sport
Popular music
Theatre

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British Celebs 16 What sort of celebrity couple would you like to encounter in a social setting, when out with your man?
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne
The Beckhams
Billie Piper and Laurence Fox
Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter

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British Celebs 17 How would you leverage the fame of your beau?
I would launch my lifestyle brand.
I would use him to gain more followers on social media.
I would use him for industry networking purposes.
I wouldn't. That's disgusting.

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British Celebs 18 Which of the following careers would you choose for yourself, knowing you will date a celebrity?
Fashion designer
Fitness model
Musician
I wouldn't!

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British Celebs 19 What sort of interest would you take in the work of a celebrity boyfriend?
None whatsoever!
I would look for opportunities for my own glory.
It would have to be something I'd be genuinely fascinated with.
I would take an active interest if he found that acceptable.

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British Celebs 20 Which of the following annoying habits do you mind the least?
Slovenly behavior and or appearance
Being particular about diet
Needing to be the centre of attention all the time
Failing to run the dishwasher

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British Celebs 21 What is the most ridiculous thing you would do to make a boyfriend's embarrassing moment less humiliating?
Pull down his trousers
Activate the fire alarm
Change the subject of conversation
Scream that I saw vermin

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British Celebs 22 What sort of car do you expect your celebrity boyfriend to drive?
A sports car
A big, manly SUV
A German luxury car
Something safe in a crash

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British Celebs 23 With what female celebrity might you find yourself publicly at odds?
Jenni Falconer
Katie Price
Tasmin Lucia-Khan
Katie Hopkins

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British Celebs 24 Celebrities have their own genre of reality television. Of which type of celebrity reality programme would you hope to be a part?
A partner-swap
A survivalist show
A performance competition show
A travel show

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British Celebs 25 How long do you hope to remain in a relationship with your celebrity man?
I don't care.
As long as it takes for me to become famous
A few years, I suppose.
If things go well, one would assume one would want in for life.

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British Celebs 26 Long after your relationship is over, how would you like to be remembered by the public?
I want to be known for my philosophy.
I want to be known for my beauty.
I want to be known for my interesting life.
I'd rather not be remembered.

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British Celebs 27 How would you feel about your celebrity significant other entering politics?
That would be perfect!
I don't think so!
Perhaps local politics
No. Absolutely not. He will not do that.

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British Celebs 28 Which of the following adjectives would you use to describe your public persona, when with your celebrity boyfriend?
Wild
Cheap
Unpredictable
Normal

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British Celebs 29 How would you describe your goals in terms of personal appearance?
I want to be attractive to men, and that's all I care about.
I want to look strong, but feminine.
I want to look healthy and athletic.
I want to look as good as I can without making a career out of it.

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British Celebs 30 What is the most important ingredient for a good relationship to last?
Honesty
Chemistry
Respect
Kindness

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