Everyone Is An Iconic Hero In The Streets And Superbad Villain In The Sheets — Who Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Everyone Is An Iconic Hero In The Streets And Superbad Villain In The Sheets — Who Are You?
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About This Quiz

When we are on our best behavior, we have a lot of superhero qualities! When it's time to be bad, which superbad villain do you turn into? We're not talking about robbing, cheating, or causing universal chaos. We're talking about the kind of super bad that should come with boom-chicka-wah-wah music! Once you answer our naughty questions, we'll be able to tell you which hero you are on the streets and which badass you are in the sheets. 

While some of us can hide our alter-egos better than others, the responses you give to our questions will give away your dual personas. We will need to know what you think of certain common bedroom situations and how you look at your coworkers to pass the time. Never fear! Like a true crimefighting partner, we would never betray your trust by letting anyone know what you've told us. 

As we get to know you better than Stan Lee knows his characters, your superhero and your superbad villain will eventually shine like the Bat Signal over the Gotham night sky. Forever and from here on out, you'll know who to model your days and your nights after! Are you ready to get super bad to find out who you are when you are super good? 


What do you think your coworkers like most about you?
My brains.
My attitude.
My booty.
My team player skills.

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Which of the following would we find in your bedroom?
Batteries
Candles
Swords
None of the above

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How would you restrain a villain?
Rope
Duct tape
Handcuffs
Zip ties

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Have you had a lot of long-term relationships?
I've had one.
I've never had one.
I've had a couple.
My longest wasn't very long.

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Have you ever thought about your boss naked?
I have and it was horrifying.
I have and it was good food for thought.
I would never do that.
You wouldn't either if you saw my boss!

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Do you kiss and tell?
I like to keep my affairs private.
I tell my best friend everything.
I'm great with secrets unless they are really exciting.
I am terrible with secrets.

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Which superpower do you wish you had in bed?
Super stamina
Super flexibility
Super strength
Super focus

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What position do you sleep in most often?
Side
Back
Stomach
I'm all over the bed.

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Do you lead with your heart or your head?
Sometimes, I lose my head and go with my heart.
I tend to lead with my gut.
I try to balance both.
I lead with my head more.

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Where are you most ticklish?
Stomach
Feet
Neck
Knees

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Are you dominant during your life or in the sack?
I'm more dominant in my life.
I am dominant with both.
It depends on the situation.
I am more dominant in the bedroom.

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What kind of movie is your recent sex life most like?
Thriller
Horror
Mystery
Documentary

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How would your ex describe you overall?
Fair
Wicked
Sad
Sweet

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Are you more lusty or rusty when you see an attractive person?
I'm more rusty.
I'm a little of both.
It depends on my current relationship status.
I'm all lusty.

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Have you ever stood anyone up?
I have a couple of times.
I have never done that.
I've been stood up.
I've only done it once.

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Which animal are you like in the daytime?
Cat
Octopus
Sparrow
Sloth

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What do you find most attractive in others?
Sex appeal
Confidence
Intelligence
Sense of humor

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Are you romantic?
I'm all romance.
I have my moments.
I bet my partner wishes I was romantic.
I'm romantic like Netflix and pizza.

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Which drink might you have to put you in the mood?
White wine
Water
Coffee
Whiskey

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How many bed partners have you had?
That's my business, thank you.
I don't remember.
Not very many.
More than I care to admit.

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How long has it been since you got lucky?
I'm not telling.
It's been too long.
It was this morning.
It was fairly recently.

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Are you jealous in relationships?
I get jealous sometimes.
I never get jealous.
I don't get jealous, I get angry.
I have in the past.

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Which element would your inner villain use as a weapon?
Earth
Air
Fire
Water

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Do you have any adult toys?
That's a very personal question.
I have a drone.
I have a collection.
My car is my toy.

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Which word makes you giggle the most?
Kong
Peter
Willy
Buns

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Which term of endearment do you use most?
Honey
Baby
Sweetheart
Darling

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How would your best friend describe your sense of fashion?
Revealing
Sensible
Smart
Casual

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Would you say you are adventurous?
I am adventurous when I travel.
I am adventurous with new foods.
I'm not all that adventurous.
I'm adventurous between the sheets.

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How do you feel about cuddling?
I love cuddling.
It's usually too hot for me.
It's okay once in a while.
I mean, I wouldn't cuddle my boss or anything, but it's okay.

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What do you think your pet thinks of you?
I don't have any pets.
My dog thinks I'm nuts.
I don't know. They don't talk.
They probably want to hit me with a garden hose.

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