Fill In the Blanks and We'll Give You a Rating From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Teresa McGlothin
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Fill In the Blanks and We'll Give You a Rating From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

Whether your friends tell you that you have a dirty mind or that you need to loosen up, we'll know where you rate on the kinky scale by the time we're done with this quiz. You might not think you're a prude, but the way you fill in the blanks will let you know for sure. You'll also have a great time doing it.

As we get busy and start on our exciting journey together, we will present you with a sentence that is missing one word. You can keep it as clean or get as gritty as you like. All you have to do is choose the word you would actually use to complete the sentence in real life. After you've filled in enough of our blanks, we'll know where you fall on the scale of kinky to vanilla.

While some of you might blush a little during this quiz, we're sure that others will fall off the chair laughing. The way you choose the word to make our sentences complete depends a lot on your personality. In turn, your personality says a lot about how you are in the bedroom.

Fill in the blanks, and we'll let you know where you rate. Are you closer to hot fudge than vanilla? There's only _____ way to find out!

Is that a _______ in your pocket?
Penis
Wallet
Pen
Pepsi

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I like it when the lights are _________.
Strobing
Off
On
Bright

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Bubblebaths make me _________.
Sweaty
Clean
Amorous
Randy

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I like toys that _________.
Vibrate
Play music
Educate
Tickle

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I'm like a big _____ between the sheets.
Horse
Lovebug
Snake
Rabbit

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Being spanked is _______.
Awesome
Horrible
Interesting
Necessary

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I would use ______ as a safe word.
Rainbow
Quit
Popsicle
Banana

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________ are extremely attractive to me.
Thick thighs
Pretty eyes
Confidence and personality
Honesty and loyalty

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I would never take a ______ into the bedroom.
TV dinner
Pair of handcuffs
Best friend's date
Coworker

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I _____ one-night stands.
Have a had a few
Do not like
Would like a few
Have been craving some

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My ex would say I'm ________ between the sheets.
Talented
Attentive
Fun
Crazy

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I like to have my ______ massaged.
Private parts
Back
Feet
Temples

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Blind dates are ______.
A lot of fun
Not my style
Always horror stories
Usually dull

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I would feel ________ on a nude beach.
Right at home
Embarrassed
Turned on
Out of place

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My stripper name would be ________.
Fluffy D'evil
Diamond Buffs
Destiny Supreme
Sassy McGee

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My mind is usually _______.
Thinking about sex
Concerned with work
Wandering
In the gutter

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I once got busy in a ______.
Moving car
Friend's bedroom
Restaurant bathroom
Parked car

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My ideal partner would be ______.
Adventurous
Sweet
Hot
Wild

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The last time I got busy was ______.
This morning
None of your business
Last week
A long time ago

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After getting intimate, I like to _____.
Leave
Eat
Nap
Cuddle

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I have ______ porn movies.
A collection of
Never watched
A mild interest in
Made my own

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In the sack, I prefer to be _____.
Dominant
Quiet
Submissive
On top

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My best feature is ______.
My genitals
My face
My bosom
My behind

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I have _____ someone at a bar.
Picked up
Ignored
Hit on
Gotten busy with

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I think strip clubs are _____.
The bomb diggity
Gross
Expensive
Sexy

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I usually wear _____ underwear.
No
Silky
Practical
Comfortable

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My current sex life is ______.
Like a roaring fire
Adequate
A little dry
Getting better every day

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I would never sleep with __________.
My best friend
My neighbor
My boss
My teacher

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Romance is ______.
Overrated
Awesome
A tool
Cute

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I own ______ adult toys.
A few dozen
Zero
A couple of
A storeful of

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