Fill in the Blanks on These Innuendos and We'll Give You a Rating From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Pierre Roustan

Fill in the Blanks on These Innuendos and We'll Give You a Rating From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

Why do we speak in innuendos anyway? Why not just say "let's have sex?" It's simple and time-efficient. The problem is it's just not 'fun' at all. And sex is fun. This is why for countless generations we've always spoken in countless innuendo, varied and evolved in ways that seem to be more and more fun as we go along. Sometimes we even use code words, for crying out loud.

The great thing about innuendos, though, is that it's a clear determination on just how "curious" you are about sex. Do you care? If you do, you're often getting into creative methods of communication, especially for those sexpots out there you're just aching to jump in bed with. 

If you don't care much, a lot of these innuendos you've heard won't mean much to you. You're more on the biological side of things. A penis is a penis. A vagina is a vagina. And that's okay. It's good, though, to know just where you stand in terms of innuendo and whether or not you know what "flogging the lizard" means. So go ahead and take this quiz. Let's see how vicious or vanilla you really are.

Do you want to bash the _________?
Box
Beast
Bishop
Bunghole

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Time to put the _______ in the _________.
"Cream" and "Cookie"
"Salami" and "Wrapper"
"Dog" and "Bun"
"Cake" and "Oven"

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Where should I park __________?
My mom's car
The convertible
The battleship
The big bus

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Can you ride the ____________?
Little pony
Donkey
Big horse
Stiff flagpole

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Time to scrub the _________.
Dishes
Underwear
Monster
Bloated carrot

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I'm all about the bumpin' of the ___________.
Bumper cars
Chests
Boobs
Uglies

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Aaaaw, I love that _____. Can I pet it?
Puppy
Doggy
Muffin
Monkey

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How do you play ______?
Parcheesi
Chess
Spin the bottle
Pocket pool

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Man, I just want to choke ______.
The chum bucket
The chub
The chicken
The chocha

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Let's get it __________.
Over with
Going
Off
On

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Do you want to ______ up?
Clean
Beef
Lock
Hook

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Time to do the ______
Deed
Task
Do
Dirty/Nasty

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It's all about knockin' da ________
Doors
Bells
Boots
Booties

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Ready for some afternoon _________?
Naps
Snacks
Fun
Delight

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You want to roll in the _______?
Dough
Snow
Show
Hay

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Time to tap that ______
Piano key
Button
Tip
Ass

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I'm ready to lay some _______.
Eggs
Clothes
Logs
Pipe

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So do you _____ or ________?
"Give" or "Receive"
"Pull" or "Push"
"Suck" or "Blow"
"Spit" or "Swallow"

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I want to _____ your carpet.
Clean
Vacuum
Shampoo
Shag

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Time for a little ______ and _________
"Rest" and "Relaxation"
"In" and "Out"
"Cookie" and "Nookie"
"Bump" and "Grind"

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____, ____ and thank you _______.
"Lock," "stock" and "Doc"
"Lick," "spit" and "Rick"
"Lock," "cock" and "Brock"
"Wham," "bam" and "Ma'am"

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You want to make __________?
The bed
Cake
Love
Whoopie

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It's time for the _______ of the __________
"Taming" and "Shrew"
"Breaking" and "Bed"
"Rumble" and "Tumble"
Shaking" and "Sheets"

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Can you ____ me right now?
Help
Show
F*ck
Pork

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Let's make the _______ with two _________.
"Time" and "Schedules"
"Bomb" and "Wires"
"Romp" and "Bodies"
"Beast" and "Backs"

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I'm a clown, and I'm going to _______ you.
Scare
Jump
Prick
Boink

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I see you, baby, ______ that ass.
Cleaning
Rubbing
Shakin'
Smackin'

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Get your horse and ______ my _______.
"Ride" and "Race"
"Run" and "Track"
"Till" and "Soil"
"Plow" and "Field"

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Look, your dog is about to ______ the _______.
"Eat" and "Chow"
"Suck" and "Duck"
"Lick" and "Dick"
"Bury" and "Boner"

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Would you like to have ______ relations with me?
Platonic
Sensual
Sexual
Intimate

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You Got: