Fill In These Mad Libs and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Fill In These Mad Libs and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

Fasten your seatbelts and prepare to giggle. After you play along to our twisted version of Mad Libs, we are going to know exactly where you fall on the scale of kinkiness. Will you end up on the vanilla end, or will your answers cause you to blush? 

As we get a little wild and crazy during this quiz, you'll want to go back to your childhood and remember how to fill in Mad Libs. During our version, we will present you with a sentence with a missing word. Your job will be to look at the part of speech or prompt in parenthesis and choose the word you think fills in the blank the best. 

For instance, we might present you with a sentence like: After getting busy, I like to _____ (verb). After seeing how you fill in enough of our Mad Libs, your level of kinkiness will be apparent. All you have to do is loosen up and have a little fun playing adult Mad Libs! 

You don't have to worry about us sharing your answers with any of your coworkers, but we think you are going to have so much fun playing our game that you will want to share. Are you as kinky as you think? Let's get mad crazy, and we'll let you know! 

I think it's ______ (adjective) when someone kisses my neck.
Great
Weird
Good
Lame

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My favorite part of the body is the ______ (noun).
Penis
Eyes
Butt
Chin

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My safe word would be ______ (vegetable).
Parsnip
Corn
Carrot
Leek

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I like to cuddle until I'm ______ (verb ending in -ing).
Sweating
Sleeping
Peaking
Eating

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My bedroom skills are best described as ______ (color).
Red
White
Pink
Brown

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The backdoor is for ______ (plural noun).
Experts
Heathens
Sissies
Novices

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I own ______ (adjective) adult toys.
Huge
Small
Strong
Important

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I think one-night stands are ______ (adjective).
Nice
Popular
Simple
Common

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My kisses could make traffic ______ (verb).
Stop
Flow
Move
Crash

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When I'm in the bedroom, I'm a real ______ (animal).
Weasel
Panda
Horse
Rabbit

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My being on the top game is _____ (adjective).
Strong
Weak
Natural
Fine

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After getting busy, I like to leave ______ (adverb).
Quickly
Slowly
Passionately
Quietly

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A good bedroom session should leave you feeling ______ (adjective).
Frisky
Strong
Special
High

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Good sex makes me feel like _____ (verb ending in -ing).
Sleeping
Running
Flying
Eating

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Leaving your socks on during the act is _______ (adverb).
Slovenly
Freaky
Cowardly
Kinky

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I approach my future dates like a ______ (animal).
Hawk
Cat
Sloth
Wolverine

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Sex is always best during ______ (time of day).
Mornings
Evenings
Afternoons
Late nights

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My dream bed partner would be ______ (adjective).
Adventurous
Quiet
Enormous
Small

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When things get heated, I like to ______ (verb).
Copulate
Scream
Sigh
Talk

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I'm a saint in the streets, but a ______ (noun) in the sheets.
Hero
Vixen
Champion
Criminal

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I have broken ______ (number) of hearts.
Thousands
A couple
Zero
Millions

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I like to wear _____ (adjective) clothes to bed.
Few
Sexy
Old
Comfortable

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My favorite move involves a ______ (verb).
Twist
Shake
Shove
Dance

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I would never take a ______ (noun) into the bedroom.
Banana
Gnome
Friend
Whip

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Bedroom noises are ______ (adjective).
Sexy
Loud
Embarrassing
Natural

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I am not uptight, I am ______ (adjective).
Randy
Careful
New
Wild

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I would ______ (verb) to be caught in the act.
Love
Die
Hate
Enjoy

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I prefer to use ______ (adjective) handcuffs.
Furry
Metal
Toy
No

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I like it when my partner _______ (verb ending in -s).
Shouts
Talks
Wiggles
Finishes

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I think I am ______ (adjective) on the kinky scale.
High
Low
Mediocre
Off the charts

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