Fill in the Blanks and We'll Guess the Last Time You Got Laid!

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Fill in the Blanks and We'll Guess the Last Time You Got Laid!
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About This Quiz

We're feeling a little nosy around the office today, so we thought we would take our best guess about the last time you got laid. Whether it was last year or this morning, the way you fill in our blanks will give it away. You might have your doubts about our sleuthing abilities, but we're pretty sure we'll get it right. 

We just going to assume that you had a great time the last time you danced the horizontal hula, but we really don't need to know that many details about it. Unless, of course, you are the type that can't help but kiss and tell. In which case, we promise to keep your answers between us. The only way your secret will get out is when you share the results with your friends. 

As we go through this steamy quiz, we will present you with a sentence. Your job is to choose the word you can most see yourself using to fill in the blank. It might seem impossible for us to figure out the last time you got laid. Rest assured, we've been around the block a few times, and we think we'll get it right! Or will we? 

My last ex would say I'm __________ between the sheets.
Attentive
Fun
Adventurous
Wild

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My dating life is most like a ______________.
Halloween party
Dumpster fire
Raging inferno
Barren desert

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____________ always puts me in the mood.
Music
Dancing
Food
Porn

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I'm always _________ when I meet new people.
Friendly
Shy
Imagining them naked
Polite

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My favorite body part is the ___________.
Bosom
Butt
Neck
Leg

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After getting laid, I like to ___________.
Eat something.
Get laid again.
Take a nap.
Tell my best friend.

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I have had __________ one-night stands.
Several
One
Plenty
Zero

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I think _________ eyes are most attractive.
Brown
Hazel
Blue
Green

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Other people are attractive when they _________.
Like me.
Are confident.
Dress sexy.
Do good things.

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My favorite position is ____________.
On top
On bottom
Any position
None of your business

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I think my boss is ___________ in bed.
A toad
Adept
Gross
Nerdy

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I think that romance is ___________.
Dead
Overrated
Still alive
Sweet

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I like to sleep __________.
With the fan on.
With the lights off.
In the nude.
Alone

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It's a real turn off when people ___________.
Smoke
Talk too much.
Drink
Are arrogant

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I am a real ___________ in the sack.
Tiger
Bear
Horse
Bunny

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I often fantasize about ___________.
Getting rich.
A threesome
Doing it in public.
Getting laid again.

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Before I go to sleep, I like to ___________.
Watch TV
Read a book
Get busy
Say my prayers

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___________ is the best time of day to get laid.
Morning
Evening
Anytime
Late night

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My last dream was ____________.
Weird
Funny
Steamy
A premonition

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Long-term relationships are ____________.
The stuff of dreams.
A lot of hard work.
Not my bag.
Very satisfying.

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I would never take _________ into the bedroom.
Whipped cream
Chocolate sauce
Handcuffs
A date

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The last person I slept with was _________.
Adorable
Nice
A stranger
Quiet

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I would most like to get busy with __________.
Judge Judy
Shemar Moore
Weird Al Yankovic
Oprah Winfrey

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I once got laid in a ___________.
Moving car
Elevator
Restaurant
Living room

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I think that phone sex is ___________.
Fun
Kinky
A necessity
Lame

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If I were a stripper, my name would be _____________.
Diamond
Ruby
Sapphire
Topaz

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I am ___________ dirty talk.
Not comfortable wth
A fan of
A master of
Not great at

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My kisses could be described as _____________.
Soft
Sweet
Hot
Loving

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My favorite way to work out is ___________.
Yoga
Running
Sex
Lifting weights

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I am happiest when ____________.
I feel loved.
I feel attractive.
I've just been laid.
I feel wanted.

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