Finish These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess Your Psychological Age

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Finish These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess Your Psychological Age
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About This Quiz

You could be in your 20s, or you could be in your 70s, but your psychological age has nothing to do with the number of candles on your last birthday cake. After you finish these hilarious and cheesy pick-up lines, we'll know how old you are in the psychological department. Do you think like someone a lot younger than you, or are you wise beyond your years?

As we try to pick you up during this quiz, we'll present you with some of the craziest pick up lines you've ever heard. However, you can make them your very own by choosing the word you think finishes them the best. After we see how you choose your words, we'll be able to tell you if you exhibit the traits of someone older or younger than you actually are. 

We promise not to share your answers with anyone, but we cannot promise that you won't laugh. Try to remain uninhibited and choose the word you think makes the pick-up line complete. It doesn't have to be the one you've heard used before. In fact, we encourage you to put your very own twist on a few classics. Once we're done, we'll know exactly how young at heart you are!

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I ______.
Cringe
Smile
Say cheese
Make a stupid face

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Do you have GPS? I'm getting lost in your ______.
Booty
Eyes
Aura
Perfume

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Are you sunburned, or are you always this ______?
Red
Hot
Blistering
Painful

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I'm not drunk, I'm just ______.
Dizzy with love
A little tipsy
Intoxicated by your looks
Nervous and slurring

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Are you a baker? Because you have some ________.
Fine icing
Cute buns
Doughy spots
Pretzel twisting legs

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People call me Billy, but you can call me ______.
Your date
Anytime
Anything you want
Baby

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Did you fart? Because you _______.
Blew me away
Left a stench
Made me hold my breath
Looked a little uncomfortable

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Would you like a drink, or would you prefer my ______.
Cash
Company
Advice
Exit

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If I were a surgeon, I would give you my ______.
Brain
Heart
Bank account
Student loans

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I love you like a cow loves ______.
Sunshine
Hay
Grass
Milk

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If you were a horse, I would ride you ______.
Into my bedroom
Bareback
To the ocean
To the bathroom

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My lips are like candy. Do you want to taste _____?
The sweetness
Heaven
Chocolate
Them

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You are so adorable that it's completely ______.
Overwhelming
Irresistible
Blinding
Charming

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Are you a beaver? Because you ______.
Are hot dam
Have a nice tail
Are causing a log jam
Have cute teeth

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Does anyone know CPR? You've ______.
Given me a heart attack
Gone around the bend
Made me stop breathing
Stopped my heart

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Is it hot in here or is it just _______?
Me
You
My imagination
Your backside

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You are the reason people go _______.
Wild with delight
To the psychiatrist
Over the edge
To another club

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You have more curves than ______.
A pretzel
A country road
Marilyn Monroe
My mama

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Are you a pepper? Because you are really ______.
Spicy
Hot
Green
Heating things up

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We just met, but I already _______.
Want to have your baby
Want to get to know you
Want you to leave
Want to make sweet love to you

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You are hotter than ______.
A fresh batch of fries
A campfire
A ghost pepper
A sunny day in the desert

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Your eyes are as green as ______.
Grass
An economy car
My thumb
The deep ocean

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Can you help me? My doctor says I'm lacking ______.
A sex life
A good dose of you
Your loving
Common sense

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If you were an egg, I would _______.
Scramble your yolk
Eat you whole
Be your bacon
Help you hatch

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I'm not a hoarder, but I _______.
Could use a 1,000 of you
Could hold onto you for years
Could get buried in your stuff
Want a collection of you

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If you were my computer, I would _______.
Give you my hardware
Restart your program
Program you to love me
Never put you down

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I'm not staring at your body, I'm staring at your ______.
Eyes
Soul
Nipples
Wallet

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I'm not a donor, but I would give you my _____.
Organ
Heart
Money
Blood

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If you were a fruit, you would be ______.
In my belly
A kumquat
In my smoothie
Plucked for being ripe

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped my ______.
Pants
Number
Dignity
Standards

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