Finish These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess Your Psychological Age

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By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

You could be in your 20s, or you could be in your 70s, but your psychological age has nothing to do with the number of candles on your last birthday cake. After you finish these hilarious and cheesy pick-up lines, we'll know how old you are in the psychological department. Do you think like someone a lot younger than you, or are you wise beyond your years?

As we try to pick you up during this quiz, we'll present you with some of the craziest pick up lines you've ever heard. However, you can make them your very own by choosing the word you think finishes them the best. After we see how you choose your words, we'll be able to tell you if you exhibit the traits of someone older or younger than you actually are. 

We promise not to share your answers with anyone, but we cannot promise that you won't laugh. Try to remain uninhibited and choose the word you think makes the pick-up line complete. It doesn't have to be the one you've heard used before. In fact, we encourage you to put your very own twist on a few classics. Once we're done, we'll know exactly how young at heart you are!

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I ______.

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Do you have GPS? I'm getting lost in your ______.

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Are you sunburned, or are you always this ______?

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I'm not drunk, I'm just ______.

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Are you a baker? Because you have some ________.

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People call me Billy, but you can call me ______.

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Did you fart? Because you _______.

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Would you like a drink, or would you prefer my ______.

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If I were a surgeon, I would give you my ______.

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I love you like a cow loves ______.

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If you were a horse, I would ride you ______.

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My lips are like candy. Do you want to taste _____?

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You are so adorable that it's completely ______.

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Are you a beaver? Because you ______.

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Does anyone know CPR? You've ______.

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Is it hot in here or is it just _______?

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You are the reason people go _______.

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You have more curves than ______.

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Are you a pepper? Because you are really ______.

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We just met, but I already _______.

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You are hotter than ______.

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Your eyes are as green as ______.

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Can you help me? My doctor says I'm lacking ______.

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If you were an egg, I would _______.

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I'm not a hoarder, but I _______.

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If you were my computer, I would _______.

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I'm not staring at your body, I'm staring at your ______.

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I'm not a donor, but I would give you my _____.

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If you were a fruit, you would be ______.

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped my ______.

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