Can We Guess If You're Ford or Chevy?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Can We Guess If You're Ford or Chevy?
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About This Quiz

It's definitely a heated battle that is filled with some hilarious memes and bumper stickers mocking those on both sides. Let's find out if you're someone who makes fun of Ford or Chevy owners.
Which NASCAR driver do you like the most?
Brad Keselowski.
Joey Logano.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Jamie McMurray.

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Which movie would you rather watch?
"Smokey and the Bandit"
"The Fast and the Furious"
"American Graffiti"
"Bullitt"

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Which actor do you like the most?
Shia LeBouf.
Brad Pitt.
John Goodman.
Chris Pratt.

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Which truck do you most want to own?
F-150.
Sierra 1500.
Silverado.
Ram 1500.

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What part of the country do you live in?
Northeast.
Midwest.
South.
West.

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How much of a rebel are you?
I'm a total rebel. I'm always swimming against the current.
I'm not a rebel at all. I go with the flow.
I have some rebellious tendencies.
I'm not a total conformist, but I fit in with the popular choice most of the time.

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Which slogan do you like the most?
Built Ford tough.
Go further.
We are professional grade.
Like a rock.

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What pace do you prefer to move at?
I prefer to take things more slowly and gradually in my life.
I move at a decent speed, but I can shift into a lower gear when necessary.
I tend to move at a pretty moderate speed most days.
I move at a very fast pace in my life.

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How reliable would you say you are?
I'm pretty reliable. It's rare for me not to follow through.
I've been known to flake out once in a while, but overall I'm pretty reliable.
I have a strong reputation for being dependable.
I have some dependability issues for sure.

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How popular are you?
I'm extremely popular. It seems like everyone wants to be my friend.
I have to admit that I'm not the most popular person around.
I'm not as popular as some, but I'm not a loser or anything.
I'm not a star, but people tend to want to get to know me.

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How do you feel about Chevy owners?
They're pretty awesome.
Meh, I'm sure they're okay people.
They're the best!
They're the worst.

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How do you feel about Ford owners?
They have a few screws loose.
They rock!
I don't feel any hatred towards them, but they're not my tribe.
I'm sure we would get along just fine.

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How do you feel about the meme, "Chevy runs deep, it just doesn't always get out."?
Hilarious.
That's pretty funny.
Meh, I've heard better.
I'm feeling pretty irritated right now.

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How do you feel about the meme, "How do you double the value of a Ford? Put gas in it."?
That's a good one!
It made me chuckle a little.
Not the funniest, but it was alright.
That's a stupid joke.

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What are your thoughts on the government bailout of the auto industry?
I'm still against the government bailing out corporations.
I wasn't a huge fan of it at the time, but it seems to have really paid off.
Quality companies don't need to be bailed out.
It was a smart investment and has really paid off.

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How mechanically-inclined are you?
If I ever have a problem, I'll take it in to the shop.
I'm a pretty decent mechanic, but I know my limitations.
I'm very good with cars. I can fix almost anything.
I can fix a few things, but I take it to my guy for everything else.

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How are your towing skills?
I'm pretty comfortable towing most things.
My skills are a little weak. I need to work on it.
I'm a master tower. I can handle just about anything.
I really don't do much towing.

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How much off-road driving do you do?
I never drive off-road, or it's at least been a long time since I have.
I go off-road all the time. I love it.
It's pretty rare for me to go off-road, but it happens once in a while.
I do some off-road stuff once in a while. It's pretty fun.

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How often do you go on cross-country road trips in your vehicle?
I take at least a few long trips every year.
I'll probably take one or two big trips in my ride per year.
I might squeeze in one trip, but it's been a while.
It's been a long time since I went on a cross-country trip.

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When was the last time you had a major issue with your vehicle?
It's actually in the shop right now.
It happened very recently.
It's been a little while.
I've never had a major issue with my vehicle.

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How clean do you keep the interior of your vehicle?
I have a few things laying around, but it's pretty clean.
I'm not a total slob, but it is a bit trashy in there at the moment.
I'm kind of a neat freak. It's squeaky clean in there.
I'm not so great at keeping it clean. It's kind of a disaster in there right now.

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When was the last time you took your vehicle to the car wash?
I took it there this week.
I went in the last month.
I think I might have done that this year. I did it in the last two, for sure.
It's been a couple of weeks.

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How fast do you like to drive?
I've gotten enough speeding tickets to tone it down a bit.
If I have a wide open road, I'll definitely open it up a bit. I keep it pretty safe and reasonable though.
I'm a speed-racer. I go pedal-to-the-metal whenever I can.
I'm a pretty cautious driver. I always keep it at or under the speed limit.

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Have you ever gotten stuck in a ditch or in loose or wet soil with your vehicle?
I get stuck on a regular basis.
I've never had that problem.
That's an issue I have run into recently.
I made those kind of mistakes when I was younger. I learned my lessons then.

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What goes on pages four and five of the Ford user's manual?
No, not another Ford joke!
Oh boy, here it comes.
I don't know, what goes on pages four and five?
The train and bus schedule.

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How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15-seconds?
I figured this was coming.
I suppose it's only fair after the last question.
I don't know, how do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 in less than 15-seconds?
Push it off a cliff.

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How do you improve the appearance of a Ford?
Maybe do a little custom detailing on it.
I might try an updated paint job.
I have a bad feeling about this question.
Park it between two Chevys.

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What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
I have no idea.
I'm starting to see a pattern emerge here.
King of the hill.
A miracle.

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What do you call a Chevy with dual exhausts?
A cool ride.
Overkill.
Here we go.
A wheelbarrow.

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How do you make a Ford go faster downhill?
Fine, just to make it equal and fair. One last joke.
Hit the accelerator.
Yeah, right, but the punch line is...
Turn off the engine.

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