Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess When You First Got High

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess When You First Got High
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About This Quiz

Because you are here, we are going to go ahead and assume that you have experimented with the jazz cabbage at least once. Don't worry, your secrets are safe with us. We just want to know how old you were the first time you tried it. 

During this game of "Would You Rather," we are going to have you make some tricky choices that might leave you feeling a little giggly. We have found that the truest way to get to know something about someone is to approach it with a little fun. Instead of boring you with questions about your first attack of the munchies or how many times you got caught, we thought it would be more interesting and insightful to play a game. 

When you read our "Would You Rather" question, try not to overthink it. Choose the response that you would rather or rather not do in your real life. By the time you've finished, we will be able to figure you if you were out of high school yet before you got a little stoned. 

Will we be able to figure out? As long as you answer with your best intentions, we will. Just try to stay focused, hophead. 

Would you rather snack on pretzels or pizza rolls?
I would rather have pizza rolls.
I want some of both!
I'll take the pretzels.
I prefer fruit snacks.

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Would you rather smoke a blunt or a joint?
I prefer blunts.
I'm not choosy.
I don't smoke anymore.
I prefer joints.

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Would you rather make a late night run to Taco Bell or to McDonald's?
I'm up for either.
I prefer Burger King.
I would rather go to Taco Bell.
Let's go to McDonald's.

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Would you rather eat a space cake or drink an infused tea?
I don't like edibles.
I prefer space cake.
I'm down with either.
I prefer infused tea.

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Would you rather watch a movie or listen to music after getting high?
I like to do both.
I prefer to listen to music.
I like movies more.
I don't get high anymore.

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Would you rather use a vaporizer or a bong?
I don't have a preference.
I prefer the bong.
I like pipes more.
Vaporizers are nice.

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Would you rather get high alone or with friends?
I would rather not get high.
I'm good either way.
Everything is better with friends.
I prefer being alone.

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Would you rather watch fireworks or the sunset?
I prefer fireworks.
I like both at once.
I prefer the sunset.
I prefer the sunrise.

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Would you rather spend time with Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg?
Snoop!
Can I spend time with both?
I would rather spend time with Miley Cyrus.
Willie!

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Would you rather visit Colorado or Washington D.C.?
I would prefer to stay at home.
I would love to visit Colorado.
I prefer going to Washington.
I would prefer going to Amsterdam.

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Would you rather drink beer or wine?
I don't like either.
I would rather have liquor.
I prefer beer.
I like wine more.

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Would you rather get high or get busy?
I can do both at the same time.
I would rather get busy.
That is none of your business.
I would rather get high.

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Would you rather go to Lollapalooza or Burning Man?
I want to go to both.
I don't like festivals.
I prefer Lalapalooza.
I would prefer Burning Man.

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Would you rather order Chinese or sushi?
I would rather order Thai.
I would rather order fries.
I would rather order Chinese.
I would rather order sushi.

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Would you rather call it weed or something else?
I prefer to call it smoke.
I call it weed.
I prefer to call it happy salad.
I prefer to call it illegal.

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Would you rather taking painting lessons or guitar lessons?
I would rather take piano lessons.
I don't like taking lessons.
I would prefer guitar lessons.
I would rather learn to paint.

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Would you rather be called a hophead or a stoner?
I would rather not be called names.
I would rather be called a hophead.
You can call me a stoner.
I would rather be called my name.

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Would you rather get drunk or get stoned?
I like the combo pack.
I prefer to get stoned.
I like getting drunk better.
Sobriety is a great thing.

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Would you rather have a dream about a dragon or about a genie?
I would prefer a steamy dream.
I'll take the genie.
I would prefer a dream about a unicorn.
I would rather dream about a dragon.

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Would you rather watch "Dazed and Confused" or "That '70s Show?"
I am not familiar with either.
"Dazed and Confused" is a classic.
I prefer "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
I would rather watch "That '70s Show."

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Would you rather do yoga or go hiking?
I like to go hiking more.
I prefer not doing either one.
I prefer going to yoga.
I prefer working out at home.

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Would you rather celebrate 420 or Cinco de Mayo?
I prefer 420.
They are both great holidays.
I prefer celebrating Halloween.
I prefer celebrating Cinco de Mayo.

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Would you rather pass to the left or to the right?
I would rather hold on to it.
I would rather pass to the left.
I prefer passing to the right.
I don't pass it anywhere these days.

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Would you rather use rice papers or hemp papers?
I prefer hemp papers.
I prefer blunt wraps.
I like rice papers more.
I'm not picky in the paper department.

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Would you rather get high with your mom or with your best friend?
My mom is my best friend.
My mom would kill me.
I prefer not to get high with anyone.
Both of them are hilarious.

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Would you rather take a nap or make some food after getting high?
I like to do both.
I prefer getting high again.
I prefer to make food.
I prefer to take a nap.

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Would you rather have a conversation with a cat or with an alien?
I would prefer a chat with an alien.
Cats are aliens.
I would prefer to talk with a cat.
I think I'll pass on those conversations.

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Would you rather quench your cottonmouth with water or with soda?
I would rather have soda.
I would rather have a beer.
I would rather have water.
I would rather not have cottonmouth.

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Would you rather go to Walmart or to a gas station to satisfy your cravings?
I prefer going to the gas station.
I like to raid my parents' cupboards.
I prefer going to Walmart.
I would rather go to Whole Foods.

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Would you rather be late or be early?
I'm always late.
It depends where I'm going.
I get paranoid and go early.
I prefer to arrive on time.

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