Give me some of your tots! How well do you know Napoleon Dynamite?

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Give me some of your tots! How well do you know Napoleon Dynamite?
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Did you know Jon Heder, who plays Napoleon, was paid only $1,000 for the role? Or that the film started as a short called "Paluca?" See how much you know about the cult-classic, "Napoleon Dynamite."
Which food is not included in the opening credits?
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
a slice of pepperoni pizza
A lot of food is featured in the opening titles, but pizza isn't one of them.
sliced peaches
steak

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Where does Napoleon Dynamite live?
Pocatello, Idaho
Preston, Idaho
Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip live with their grandma in Preston, Idaho.
Pleasantview, Idaho
Pingree, Idaho

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In addition to an eraser, a protractor and three pencils, which drawing was included in the opening titles?
a drawing of a spaceship
a drawing of a warrior holding a flag
a drawing of a female centaur fighting an eagle
all of these drawings appear in the opening credits
In addition to an eraser, a protractor and three pencils, all three of these drawings are included in the opening credits.

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Except for the unicorn, who created all the drawings in the movie?
James Hess
Jared Hess
Jerusha Hess
Jon Heder
With the exception of the unicorn piece, those are Jon Heder's drawings.

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How old is Napoleon's brother, Kip?
12
18
22
32
Kip Dynamite is 32 years old.

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What kind of shoes does Napoleon wear?
cowboy boots
duck boots
moon boots
Napoleon wears moon boots.
motorcycle boots

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What bone did Grandma break while out on the dunes?
clavicle ("collarbone")
coccyx ("tailbone")
Grandma breaks her coccyx (her tailbone) while riding quad bikes on the dunes.
mandible ("jawbone")
tibia ("shin bone")

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How far could Uncle Rico throw a football back in '82?
1/8 mile
1/4 mile
Back in '82, Rico could "throw a pigskin a quarter mile."
1/2 mile
1 mile

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Girls only want boyfriends who have what skill?
computer hacking skills
bow hunting skills
nunchuck skills
all of these great skills
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills and computer hacking skills.

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What's Grandma's llama named?
Dolly
Lama glama
Llama del Rey
Tina
Napoleon's grandmother's llama was named Tina. In real life, Tina's name was Dolly.

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What's Kip training to become?
a cage fighter
Kip's training to become a cage fighter.
a hip-hop artist
a llama handler
a time traveler

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What does Napoleon ask Kip to bring him at school?
his ChapStick
His ChapStick. Because his "lips hurt real bad."
his gym clothes
his notebook
his nunchucks

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Rex's advice, from the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System, is to break the wrist, and what?
bow to your sensei
forget about it
make yourself a dang quesadilla
walk away
As Rex says, "Just break the wrist, and walk away."

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What did Napoleon do all last summer?
hunted wolverines in Alaska
In Alaska, Napoleon hunted wolverines with his uncle.
scout camp
taming a wild stallion
whatever he felt like he wanted to do, gosh!

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What's a liger?
a lemur-tiger hybrid
a leopard-tiger hybrid
a lion-tiger hybrid
A liger is a lion-tiger hybrid. While the liger is real (the result of a male lion and a female tiger), it's not, as Napoleon believes, bred for its skills in magic.
a lynx-tiger hybrid

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What kind of bike does Pedro ride?
a Huffy
a Kestrel
a Sledgehammer
Pedro rides a Sledgehammer. Lucky.
a Trek

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During the Future Farmers of America event, what is the first defect Napoleon finds during milk tasting?
a faint hint of bleach
The defect in the first glass of milk is bleach.
a slight curdled flavor
the cows got into a clover patch
the cows got into an onion patch

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What kind of milk does Deb drink?
chocolate
1%
Deb's choice of 1% milk prompts Napoleon to tell her, "You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
2%
whole

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Why did Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summon the help of local wizards to cast a protection spell on Lake Loch Ness?
to encourage peaceful existence with the Loch Ness Monster
to stop Nessie from being blown out of the water
According to Napoleon's current event report, the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of local Scottish wizards because Japanese scientists had placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness in an effort to "blow Nessie out of the water."
to stop Nessie from being kidnapped
to stop Nessie from feeding on the local villagers

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For a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are how much off?
10 percent
25 percent
50 percent
75 percent
For a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 75 percent off.

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Why will people vote for Pedro?
good at hookin' up with chicks
only guy at school with a mustache
sweet bike
all of the above
Napoleon, giving Pedro a pep talk, lists his skills: 1. He has a sweet bike; 2. He's really good at hookin' up with chicks, and 3. He's the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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What club performs after Summer's speech announcing her class president candidacy?
the First Robotics club
the Handbells club
the Happy Hands club
The Happy Hands club performs after Summer's candidacy annoucement at the school assembly.
the Thespian Society

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What song does Napoleon dance to during the assembly?
Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity"
Jamiroquai's "Planet Home"
Jamiroquai's "Just Dance"
Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat"
Napoleon busts out his best moves to Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat."

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Where does Napoleon learn his sweet dance moves?
the African Anteater Ritual on African Cultural Hour
from "American Bandstand"
from D-Qwon's "Dance Grooves" tape
Napoleon practices his moves with the D-Qwon's "Dance Grooves" tape.
from "Dance Fever"

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Who isn't someone Jon Heder credits with helping him choreograph his dance for Pedro's "skit"?
Michael Jackson
Tina Majorino
Justin Timberlake
In addition to his own moves, Jon Heder has credited Tina Majorino (the actress who plays Deb). (With, he also has said, a lot of inspiration from Michael Jackson, the Backstreet Boys, John Travolta and '70s Soul Train.) But he's never mentioned Justin Timberlake.
John Travolta

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Where do LaFawnduh and Kip meet?
in an online chat room
LaFawnduh and Kip meet in an online chat room.
on his container sales route
on a matchmaking site
on Twitter

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What city is LaFawnduh from?
Chicago
Cleveland
Detroit
LaFawnduh lives in Detroit.
New York City

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Who had real braces for the 22-day shoot?
Jon Gries (as Uncle Rico)
Jon Heder (as Napoleon)
Efren Ramirez (as Pedro)
Aaron Ruell (as Kip)
The character of Kip wears braces, and so did Aaron Ruell during the shoot.

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Who buys a time machine online?
Napoleon
Pedro
Rex
Uncle Rico
Uncle Rico, with advice from Kip, purchases a time machine online.

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How does Pedro ask Summer Wheatley to the dance?
asks while offering his tots to her
bakes her a cake
Pedro bakes a cake for Summer to ask her to the dance.
draws her picture
makes her a pinata

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How long does it take Napoleon to shade Trisha's upper lip?
3 minutes
30 minutes
3 hours
It took Napoleon three hours to finish the shading on Trisha's upper lip. He feels, "it's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
3 days

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Deb goes to the dance with Pedro, but what song does she dance to with Napoleon?
Alphaville's "Forever Young"
Deb and Napoleon dance to "Forever Young," performed by Alphaville.
Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time"
Darci Monet's "The Rose"
When in Rome's "The Promise"

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Who drives Napoleon and Trisha to the dance?
Deb's mom, with Pedro and Deb
Kip
Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups
Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups are Napoleon and Trisha's ride to the dance.
Uncle Rico

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Which artist used the name Napoleon Dynamite as a pseudonym on his album, "Blood and Chocolate?"
David Bowie
Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello used the name Napoleon Dynamite as a pseudonym in 1986, on the album "Blood and Chocolate," and four years earlier on a single he released.
Joe Jackson
Nick Lowe

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In real life, Jon Heder has a twin brother. Who else in the cast is a twin?
Shondrella Avery
Haylie Duff
Tina Majorino
Efren Ramirez
Efren Ramirez, who plays Pedro, has a twin brother, Carlos.

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