Go on a Fishing Trip and We'll Tell You How High You'd Rank in the US Army

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Go on a Fishing Trip and We'll Tell You How High You'd Rank in the US Army
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About This Quiz

Load up a cooler and grab the sunscreen, we're going on the fishing trip of your dreams during this quiz! Tell us how long you'll be out, how you'll get there, and about the people you are taking with you. Once you're done, we'll be able to determine just how high you could rank in the United States Army! 

You might be wondering what on earth fishing has to do with Army ranks? If you stop and think about it, fishing says a lot about someone. You could be impatient on the creek bank all day long, but it won't make the fish come to you any faster. The way you approach fishing mirrors your approach to life, and your approach to life translates into your approach to your military service.

It sounds like a lot to take in, but we'll handle it. All you need to do is get some bait on the hook and build the fishing journey of a lifetime. Where will you choose to go, and how well will you do when you get there? Answer our questions about fishing, and we'll calculate the Army rank you will one day get to be called. Are you ready to find out? Don't let the big one get away!

What kind of bait do you prefer?
Plastic bait.
Green worms.
Yellow worms.
Goldfish.

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Which ocean would you prefer to fish?
Arctic.
Pacific.
Atlantic.
Indian.

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Which kind of fishing do you like most?
Ocean fishing.
Fly fishing.
Rod and reel fishing.
Hand fishing.

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How long will your fishing trip be?
It will be a long weekend.
It will be a week-long trip.
I'll be out for at least a month.
I might not come back.

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Will you fish at your favorite fishing hole?
I would want to try somewhere exotic.
I would prefer a more remote area.
My favorite fishing hole is good enough.
I'm up for anything!

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How many fishing rods will you take with you?
1.
2-3.
4-5.
It depends how many people are going.

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Where will you stay on your trip?
I'll stay on a yacht.
We will camp.
I'll get a hotel.
I'll get an Airbnb.

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Who will join you on your fishing trip?
My family will join me.
I prefer to go alone.
My buddies will join me.
It will be a work trip.

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If you pulled it out of the water, which creature would frighten you the most?
Giant squid.
Dumbo octopus.
Water snake.
Shark.

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Which kind of fish would you most like to catch?
Yellowfin Tuna.
Blue Marlin.
Cod.
Bass.

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Which item would you never forget to take on a fishing trip?
Whiskey.
Sunscreen.
A net.
Bait.

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How will you get to your fishing hole?
I'll be helicoptered in.
I will drive.
I'll require a canoe.
I'll need a speed boat.

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What will you do with the fish you catch?
I will freeze them for the year.
I will share them with my family.
I will throw them back.
I will give them away.

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How good are you at gutting fish?
I'm a master at it.
I guess I'll find out.
I'm as good as anyone.
I could use a lesson.

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Which of the Great Lakes would you like to try fishing?
Lake Erie.
Lake Michigan.
Lake Huron.
Lake Ontario.

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Will you go ice fishing on your trip?
I prefer something more tropical.
I would love to try ice fishing.
That's too cold for me!
It's too much work.

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How quiet will you be when you fish?
I'll be so quiet, no one will know I"m there.
It depends how many drinks I have.
I'll speak in a conversational voice.
I talk to the fish.

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Which fishing-related movie will your trip be most like?
"Big Fish"
"A River Runs Through It"
"Grumpy Old Men"
"The Perfect Storm"

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Will there be any women on your fishing trip?
It's a guy thing.
There might be a few.
I am a woman.
There will be lots of women.

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How would you cook your catch?
I'll take a grill.
I'll make a fire.
I'll make sushi.
I'll make fish stew.

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Will your fishing trip have a guide?
I don't need a guide.
That's not a bad idea.
It's a guided trip.
One of the fishing party is a guide.

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What kind of shoes will you take fishing?
Hip waders.
Combat boots.
Hiking boots.
Flip flops.

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Will you take rain gear?
I'll be fine without it.
I always take rain gear.
I won't fish in the rain.
That's a good idea.

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Will you need a fishing license?
I'll have to get one for the trip.
I already have one.
I didn't know you needed one.
It depends where I fish.

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Are you patient when you go fishing?
I have my moments.
I am patient with everything.
I give the fish their time and space.
I could be more patient.

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Will you wear a vest or cargo shorts on your trip?
I'll wear a speedo.
I'll wear a fishing vest.
I'll wear both.
I'll wear cargo shorts.

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Will you go freshwater fishing or deep sea fishing?
I would like to do both on this trip.
I prefer freshwater fishing.
I prefer to go deep sea fishing.
I'm up for either.

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Will you take a first aid kit on your fishing trip?
That's a good idea.
I keep on in my car.
I'm sure the tour guide will have one.
I can use Mother Nature's medicine.

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Will you take a cooler full of beer?
It wouldn't be fishing without it.
I don't drink when I fish.
Liquor is easier to carry.
I don't drink.

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What time of year will you plan your trip?
Fall.
Winter.
Spring.
Summer.

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