Go on a Fishing Trip and We'll Tell You How High You'd Rank in the US Army

Teresa M.

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About This Quiz

Load up a cooler and grab the sunscreen, we're going on the fishing trip of your dreams during this quiz! Tell us how long you'll be out, how you'll get there, and about the people you are taking with you. Once you're done, we'll be able to determine just how high you could rank in the United States Army! 

You might be wondering what on earth fishing has to do with Army ranks? If you stop and think about it, fishing says a lot about someone. You could be impatient on the creek bank all day long, but it won't make the fish come to you any faster. The way you approach fishing mirrors your approach to life, and your approach to life translates into your approach to your military service.

It sounds like a lot to take in, but we'll handle it. All you need to do is get some bait on the hook and build the fishing journey of a lifetime. Where will you choose to go, and how well will you do when you get there? Answer our questions about fishing, and we'll calculate the Army rank you will one day get to be called. Are you ready to find out? Don't let the big one get away!

What kind of bait do you prefer?

Which ocean would you prefer to fish?

Which kind of fishing do you like most?

How long will your fishing trip be?

Will you fish at your favorite fishing hole?

How many fishing rods will you take with you?

Where will you stay on your trip?

Who will join you on your fishing trip?

If you pulled it out of the water, which creature would frighten you the most?

Which kind of fish would you most like to catch?

Which item would you never forget to take on a fishing trip?

How will you get to your fishing hole?

What will you do with the fish you catch?

How good are you at gutting fish?

Which of the Great Lakes would you like to try fishing?

Will you go ice fishing on your trip?

How quiet will you be when you fish?

Which fishing-related movie will your trip be most like?

Will there be any women on your fishing trip?

How would you cook your catch?

Will your fishing trip have a guide?

What kind of shoes will you take fishing?

Will you take rain gear?

Will you need a fishing license?

Are you patient when you go fishing?

Will you wear a vest or cargo shorts on your trip?

Will you go freshwater fishing or deep sea fishing?

Will you take a first aid kit on your fishing trip?

Will you take a cooler full of beer?

What time of year will you plan your trip?

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