Go on a Royal Tour and We’ll Guess Which British Royal You Are at Heart

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Prince William and Kate Middleton with kids Are you planning to take the royal offspring with you?
Of course!
I think it would be nice to have an adult trip.
I don't have any royal children.
That decision is up to the palace.

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Botswana Where would you most like to go on your royal tour? Will you follow Harry and Meghan?
Botswana
Australia
Canada
Pakistan

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Meghan Markle wedding tiara Which type of crown would you prefer to wear to a formal event?
State crown
Consort crown
Imperial crown
Coronation crown

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DSLR camera Do you trust your location scouts to figure out the best camera angles for you like they do IRL?
I would rather figure that out for myself.
I have more important things to worry about.
That's their job!
All of my angles are good angles.

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Duchess Catherine speaks Royals often represent social issues while on tour. What will you speak about?
Social inequality
Online bullying
The dangers of landmines
Clean drinking water

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Chef Will you ask your private chef to come along?
It's a good idea. I might not like the food there.
That won't be necessary. I'm sure they'll have a McDonald's.
I can fend for myself.
The other country will provide one.

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Meeting people Would you rather tour another country by meeting world leaders or working with the general public?
I prefer to work with local people.
I get a kick out of formal events.
A little of both would be ideal.
I would rather have a private tour without a lot of outside people involved.

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Hairdresser Which member of your team will be the most important while you're abroad?
My hairdresser
My press agent
My travel guide
My spouse or partner

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Prince Harry shakes hands How do you plan to use your clothes to represent the country you're visiting like other royals do?
I'll incorporate the nation's flower.
I'll wear a pin or something.
It would be nice to match their flag.
I'll let my wardrobe people handle that.

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Prince Charles and Camilla Prince Charles and Camilla are insisting on coming along. Are you going to let them?
Sure!
I would prefer a solo trip.
I'll allow it if the queen approves it.
I was hoping it would be a small family affair.

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Nanny and kid How many Nordland nannies will you take with you?
I'll only need one.
Four or five should cover it.
I'll need at least two.
I don't need any royal nannies.

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Royals arrive What will be the last thing you do before you exit the plane and greet your hosts?
I'll change into fresh clothes.
I'll take a picture out the window.
I'll undergo a briefing about the trip.
I'll double-check the itinerary.

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Meal What's the first thing you'll do when you reach your tour destination?
I'll head straight to the hotel.
I'm sure I'll have a meeting or something.
It will probably be time for food.
I'll spend it getting to know my hosts.

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Paparazzi Are you worried about the paparazzi following you around?
My security detail can handle it.
Only royal photographers are allowed.
It's a constant worry!
It concerns me, but I try not to think about it.

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Prince Harry gift The leader of the country you're visiting gives you a gift. What do you hope it is?
A cow for a nearby village
An heirloom for the royal collection
A peace treaty
I would prefer that they give gifts to my children.

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Private security A local resident wants to show you where they live. Do you go with them?
If it's on the agenda, I will.
It would be my pleasure.
I wouldn't feel safe doing that.
I will have security arrange it.

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Prince George garden You're heading out to a nature preserve. What animal do you hope to help rescue?
Hippos
Wild geese
Elephants
Bald eagles

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Prince Charles It's your turn to speak about the United Kingdom. What do you have to say about it?
The people are quite lovely.
If you love rain, you would love England.
We are a very fortunate nation that hopes to spread goodwill.
I'm only here because the queen made me come.

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Lobster dinner What would you like to be served for the first dinner on your royal tour?
Filet mignon
Lobster
A burger and fries
Whatever's the local favorite

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Men's oxfords Royal tours are full of walking! What kind of shoes are you going to wear for that portion?
Sneakers
Oxfords
Moccasins
Walking shoes

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Kate Middleton You get to teach a lesson at a local school. What are you going to be teaching?
Penmanship
Biology
Art
Reading

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Helicopter Are you brave enough to take the royal helicopter on an aerial tour?
That's not for me.
As long as it doesn't mess up my hair
I could fly the helicopter.
That sounds like fun!

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Surfing beach How will you spend the sliver of downtime you get?
I'll hit up a local beach.
I really don't want any downtime.
I'll visit a local hospital.
I think I'll go shopping.

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Hotel room What is the one thing you demand to find in your hotel room?
A soft bed
A Jacuzzi tub
An office area
Plenty of snacks

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Little girl gives Prince Harry drawing A local child gives you the gift of a drawing. What will you do with it?
It will be next year's Christmas card.
I'll give it away as a gift.
I'll hang it on my fridge.
I think I'll frame it.

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Welcome home Do you think you would get homesick while you're away?
I don't like to go far from home.
I never get homesick.
I miss home after a few months.
I can handle anything for a few days.

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Binders on a shelf Royals are given a tour bible before visiting other countries. Where will you keep yours?
In my purse
At the hotel
On the plane
In my hand

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London What's the first thing you'll do when you touch down in London?
I'll text my mom.
I'm sure I'll have another engagement.
I'll want to spend some time at home.
I'll start planning another tour.

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Writing thank you note Will you remember to write thank you letters to your hosts?
I certainly will!
The palace will handle that.
Parliament takes care of that.
I am so busy, I'll probably forget.

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Barcelona The next time you go on a tour, where would you rather go?
Costa Rica
Spain
China
Japan

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