How Deadpool Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Deadpool Are You?
Image: 20th Century Fox

About This Quiz

Heroes are relatable, by design. For an audience to feel the pain of a hero, they are created to be sympathetic, funny, or cool in a way that makes us think we are like them or want to be like them. Deadpool somehow manages to be compassionate, funny, and cool all at the same time. 

Wade Wilson is like Spider-Man, only with guns. His costume looks like Spidey, loaded up with guns and knives. He makes jokes in the face of death, to an audience he has explicitly said he will kill. At the same time, Deadpool has endured terrible suffering, being "cured of cancer" by means of a cruel experiment that makes him look like a monster, and confines him to his deliberately ridiculous costume.

So how much have you suffered? How good are you at your job? Do you have a lot of frenemies but few real friends? Are you funny at the expense of being rude? Are you visibly scarred by your tragic past? Are you essential in a struggle that seems local but may actually involve the fate of the world? Find out today by taking our "How Deadpool are you?" quiz!

How bad was your worst past experience?
I injured my pride
I chipped a nail
I was left broken and battered
It was Earth-shattering

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Did your worst past experience leave you with any psychological scars?
Sometimes I get indigestion
I get a little unnerved by certain circumstances
I have nightmares
Vast chasms exist in my soul

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Did your worst past experience leave you with any physical scars?
Nope!
I have a scar from chicken pox
I have some old road rash
My scars leave me crippled

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Did you get hurt on the job?
No, I'm fine thanks
I once got a bad paper cut that bled like crazy
I've been hurt badly enough that I thought of getting a lawyer
Frankly, I should sue

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How do you feel about authority figures?
I think they're great!
I don't mind following an authority I agree with
I don't like authority figures' attitudes
Authority figures can stuff it!

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How patriotic are you?
I'm pretty patriotic
I know both verses of the national anthem!
I like to chant "USA" at sporting events, even if both teams are American
I like my country, so long as it is in my interest

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Are you easy to have a conversation with?
Yeah! I'm super friendly
I'm easygoing and fun to be around
Sometimes, I have a dark sense of humor
No, I'm a total pain

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Are you funny?
Not even a little
I know one joke, but I tell it really well
I like to make corny jokes
I certainly think I am!

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How good is your sense of irony?
It's very good
I appreciate some good irony
I don't always recognize irony
I don't know what irony is

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How likely are you to act on a knee-jerk reaction?
I'm a zen master
I rarely act on impulse
Sometimes I'm a little impulsive
Knee-jerk reaction is the best reaction

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Do you hold grudges?
No! That's psychologically unhealthy
Not for very long
I hold them for a year or two
I hold them for my whole lifetime

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Are you willing to change things up if you encounter an intractable problem?
Sure!
Flexibility is a great way to solve problems
I'd rather do things my way, but I'll change if I have to
No way!

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Are you a snappy dresser?
I'm actually a pretty "safe" dresser
You might call my clothing boring, but I call it comfortable
I cut a nice profile when I dress up
I have a rad wardrobe, dude

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Which is the best color, red, black, or white?
I really think it's about the blend of all three
White is the color of death in some cultures
Black, for sure
Red, 100%

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What is your favorite weapon?
My body, bub!
Grenades, pal!
Guns for the win!
Katanas, bro!

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What is your favorite strategy for confronting a fortified enemy?
Negotiate
Get a team of specialists together and work as one!
Frontal assault
Sneak in through a window, and then go toe to toe with everyone

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Do you deal with much tension in the workplace?
No, it's pretty chilled out
We rarely get in each others' faces
Sometimes things can get testy
Most days, but I usually dispel that

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Do you have a special someone?
I do! We are married.
I do, but it's not serious
I never did
I did, but not anymore

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Do you get jealous of your professional contacts?
Heavens no!
Once, but then I realized we're all on the same team
Sometimes, but I usually keep it to myself
God, all the time

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What is your biggest dream?
To master the art of flower arrangement
To be very good at my job
To have a major impact on my profession
To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to look good doing it

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Would you do anything to live longer?
No thanks, I'm in the hands of God
Sure, but there comes a cost that makes life not worth living, you know?
Almost anything
Yeah, anything

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If you could have one mutant power, what would you like best?
Mind reading!
I'd want to be a total dead shot
Blades that come out of my body
The ability to heal no matter what

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Who is your least favorite Marvel mutant?
Strong Guy
Cyclops
Wolverine
Cable

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Which of these super heroes could you totally take?
Spider-Man
Captain America
Iron-Man
The Incredible Hulk

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How do you get around?
I take the subway
I have a nice car
Anything cool I can lay my hands on
I have a totally cool, totally fast, and totally unsafe ride

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How do you dress on your days off?
Crocs and jorts for me, man!
I usually wear some cool boots and a cool jacket
I throw a leather jacket over my usual duds
Exactly like I do when I'm working

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Who is your favorite comic book artist?
Steve Ditko
Whilce Portacio
Jim Lee
Rob Liefeld

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Who is the best hero in the Marvel universe, other than Deadpool?
Squirrel Girl
Adam Warlock
The Punisher
Spider-Man

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What other Disney-owned franchise could benefit from an appearance by Deadpool?
"The Avengers"
"Finding Nemo"
"Toy Story"
"Star Wars"

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How long are you going to wait to see the new Deadpool movie?
I'm waiting until it's out on video
I'll wait a week or two
I'll wait a day or two
I'm seeing it opening night

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