How Good of a Kisser Are You?
By: Ian Fortey
Image: Digital Vision./Photodisc/Getty Images
About This Quiz
If you're lucky there will come a time in your life when you meet someone special and share a kiss that is unlike anything you have ever experienced before. All other kisses that lead up to this one will be like poorly cooked microwave pizzas compared to your first taste of the real deal. It will stir your soul in a way you never thought possible and it's very likely you will fall in love with that person right on the spot. Or, you know, you'll think you love them for a little while at least. But this kiss is what we're focused on here. Some people just have that magic touch.
Not everyone takes kissing as seriously as they could, or as they should. It can be such a powerful, emotional gesture that really makes you feel something special. And with so much power, it seems like the sort of thing maybe you'd want to be really good at. But how will you ever know? No one can tell on their own if they're any good. Lucky for you we can offer a little help and guidance. Answer a few kissy questions for us and we'll tell you just how good a kisser you truly are.
Are you the kind of person who will give just anyone a kiss?
Does a kiss always have a meaning?
It means you like someone
How often are you planting your lips on someone anyway?
I don't really keep track
Do you ever find yourself hesitating before a kiss due to bad breath insecurity?
How many people do you think you've kissed in your life, either romantically or just in a friendly way?
Have you ever clicked your teeth off the other person's teeth during a kiss?
I hurt myself doing that once
Where do you kiss someone romantically when you're not feeling like hitting the lips?
Do you ever open your eyes mid-kiss?
I do sometimes to see what the other person is doing
What do you like to do with your hands when you're kissing someone passionately?
Do you bite your partner's lip ever?
I get a little carried away sometimes
When you're really getting into a kiss, do you make any kind of noise?
There could be a little moaning
Are you the kind of person who will kiss acquaintances hello?
Close friends, but not acquaintances
I'm not comfortable doing that
Have you ever had to train someone to be a better kisser?
No, but I think I've been trained
When should the tongue make an appearance during a kiss?
After a little bit of teasing
Once they start using theirs
If it's showing up you should bring it right away
How long should a good kiss be?
You can't time these things
It should end before it gets weird
How often does the person you're kissing make a happy noise when you're mid-kiss?
What do you mean by "happy noise?"
I know what sound you mean
Ooh, I've heard that before
Have you ever gone in for a kiss and the other person pulled back, shutting you down?
Hasn't happened to me yet
Only because they didn't know I was coming and I kind of missed
What do you consider an ideal sort of a kiss?
Passionate and firm but not sloppy
You know... on the mouth and whatnot
What happens if the person you're kissing just isn't very good?
Pull away gently but firmly
Have an anxiety attack on the inside
A good way to tell if you're a good kisser is from feedback. Do people ever tell you that you're good?
Have you ever made out with someone just for the pleasure of that with no intention of going further?
I'm not super good at that level of self-control
If you know you just ate something garlicky and your partner sneaks up to plant a kiss on you, what do you do?
Deflect the kiss elsewhere
Keep it closed mouth and quick
What kind of kisser do you consider to be the worst kind of kisser?
Someone with no passion at all
Overly aggressive, sloppy kissers
Ever been burped on? I dislike burpers
How do you kiss someone you have no romantic interest in?
Blow them a kiss? I dunno
Would you break up with someone if the only thing wrong with them was that they were a terrible kisser?
Everyone has to learn sometime, right?
Would you ever kiss someone with food in your mouth?
Like a steak or something? No
How soon after meeting someone is it acceptable to plant a kiss on them anyway?
That definitely depends on the person
You need to figure that out organically
Maybe after a few dates or so
Do you prefer large, full lips or thinner lips for planting a kiss?
It's more the person I'm interested in than the lips
I like sort of even-shaped lips
Are you currently in any kind of romantic, regular kissing relationship?
If the person you're kissing just ate something, what do you hope it was?
Share on Facebook
Share on Facebook