How High in the Army Could You Rank?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How High in the Army Could You Rank?
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About This Quiz

If you were to become a member of the elite military force known as the Army, how high do you think you could rank? Before you go overestimating your abilities and start packing up your things for an office at the Pentagon, let's take a look at your skills and let's try to be realistic!

As we try to figure out if you would make it all the way to General, we need to learn a few things about you first. The way you live your life and your long-held beliefs will allow us to evaluate your military potential. Will you decide you've had enough at Private or will you climb your way to Major? The answers lie in your responses. 

Once we ask you a question, you will have the opportunity to choose from four responses. If you value your place in the Army, you will pause for a moment of reflection and select the response that best represents you. Only when we have enough information about your work ethic, your personality, and your patriotism will we be able to accurately figure out which Army rank you will earn yourself.

Shine up your shoes, your highest Army is right around the corner!

Are you currently in the Army?
I've been considering it.
I'm not military material.
I'm in another branch of the military.
I'm retired.
Do you make your bed every day?
I never make my bed.
I always make my bed.
I make my bed a few times a week.
I make the bed when someone is coming over.
How would your boss describe you?
Nice.
Hard working.
Smart.
Skillful.

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How tech savvy are you?
I'm good with devices.
I'm great with computers.
I could use a few lessons.
I'm doing my best to keep up.
Which branch of the military do you think is toughest?
Navy.
Army.
Marines.
Air Force.
Which military vehicle would you most like to drive?
Tank.
Fighter jet.
Hummer.
Jeep.

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Do you do your own auto maintenance?
I do some of it.
I do all of it.
I have a great mechanic.
I'm not all that technically inclined.
Could you drop and do 50 pushups?
I might need to work toward 50.
I could do 50 over a day.
No problem.
I could drop and give you like two.
Which film do you like most?
"G.I. Jane"
"Saving Private Ryan"
"A Few Good Men"
"Black Hawk Down"

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How are your marksmanship skills?
Good.
Expert.
Great.
Professional.
Which U.S. president do you find most interesting?
Donald Trump.
Bill Clinton.
Jimmy Carter.
John Adams.
What is your favorite part of going camping?
I hate going camping.
I love building a fire.
I like fishing.
I like making S'mores most.

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Would you ever jump out of an airplane?
I would love to do it.
Been there. Done that.
No, thanks.
I would only do it in an emergency.
Which war do you know most about?
Vietnam.
WWII.
Civil War.
Revolutionary War.
What do you think of bald eagles?
They are beautiful.
I wonder what they taste like.
They are majestic.
They are keen hunters.

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Have you ever gone hunting?
Hunting is not for me.
I used to go when I was young.
I would love to try it.
I go every year.
How would your coworkers describe your personality?
Quirky.
Strict.
Dry.
Authoritative.
Which MRE dessert would you like most?
Vanilla Pound Cake.
Carrot Pound Cake.
Maple Muffin Top.
Applesauce Cake.

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If you woke up in the middle of the desert, what is the first thing you would do?
I would look for shade.
I would call 911.
I would go back to sleep.
I would seek water.
Are you good at working in teams?
I'm a good team player.
It depends on the team.
As long as it's not sports, I'm good.
I'm a better leader.
Which country would you like to explore?
Germany.
Brazil.
Canada.
India.

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How healthy is your diet?
Mostly.
Somewhat.
Extremely.
Very.
What would your job in a military hospital be?
Surgeon.
Security.
Nurse.
Pharmacist.
Are you more outgoing than shy?
I'm kind of shy.
I'm fairly outgoing.
It depends on what is appropriate.
I'm a little of both.

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What area of your life is most important to you right now?
Career.
Family.
Finances.
Retirement.
Do you have a flag in your front yard?
I have one on my truck.
I have a flag tattoo.
I have one on my porch.
I have a flag pole in my yard.
Could you iron a uniform?
I would ask my mom to do it.
I could do it.
It might take a while, but I'll try.
I'll have my dry cleaner do it.

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How often do you shine your shoes?
I never shine them.
I shine them for important events.
I shine them once a month.
I shine them when they need it.
How organized are you?
I could use a little help in that department.
I'm fairly organized.
Some parts of me are organized.
I'm very organized.
If you had a flat tire, what would you do first?
I would call my auto club.
I would pull safely off the road.
I would flag down help.
I would call a tow truck.

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