How High Would You Rank in the Wolf Pack?

By: Ian Fortey

How High Would You Rank in the Wolf Pack?
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About This Quiz

Back in 2011, a wolf pack was terrorizing a small Russian town in one of the most remote parts of the country.  Normally you'd assume a wolf pack terrorizing a town would be bad, but this was so much worse.  This was the largest wolf pack ever recorded, a "super pack" if you will, and it consisted of about 400 wolves.  400!  Can you imagine dealing with something that crazy?  That's a lot of howling.  

With that many wolves in a pack, you really have to wonder how they work out the hierarchy. (We know that the notion of alpha, beta and omega wolves has been debunked, but let's roll with it for the sake of this fun quiz, and for establishing your personality type!) If a pack has one male and one female alpha, did the other 398 wolves have to lose a fight? Or were they just all so hungry and willing to work together that they took the lead of the first wolf who suggested attacking that poor Russian town?  We may never know.  Figuring out wolf politics isn't the easiest thing in the world, unfortunately. 

Of course, if you're wondering where you might fit into the wolf pack, then you need to answer some questions for us.  We'll go over your answers with the rest of the pack, and in no time we'll tell you just where you fit into the wolf pack yourself.  Take the quiz and see!

What's going to be your main role at a backyard barbecue?
I am the grill master!
I could make some sides.
Whatever people need me to do.
I can eat.

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What's your opinion on having to do work in a group?
As long as I run the show
I'm OK if I have some input in how the work gets done.
I'm going to have to do everything, aren't I?
That's fine.

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Your friend is getting married and there's going to be a party! Now what?
I'm planning the whole thing!
I have some great ideas!
I hope I'm invited.
I'm down to party.

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What do you consider to be your greatest strength at work?
I'm a natural leader.
I'm pretty smart.
I follow orders well.
I'm easygoing.

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Who is the most important person in the world to you?
My partner
My parents
My family
My friends

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If you're home alone on a Friday night, what genre of movie would you watch?
Action
Horror
Drama
Comedy

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If someone started trouble with one of your friends, how would you respond?
I'd finish things.
I'd jump in to help.
I'd watch unless I saw a chance to strike.
I'd fall back until I was needed.

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Do you naturally take the lead around others or do you wait for instructions?
I'm always the boss.
I'll take the lead if no one else does.
I usually just do what I'm told.
I prefer someone else to be in charge.

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If you're going out for dinner, what entree are you most likely to order?
A big, juicy steak
A nice burger
Whatever everyone else wants
Maybe some tacos?

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Do people ever come to you for advice?
It happens a lot.
Sometimes
Not really
I guess it's happened once or twice before.

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Do you find it easy to make new friends or not?
I can be a little overpowering, but yeah, I think so.
I guess it's pretty easy.
Not really
Sometimes

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If telemarketers are harassing you, what are you likely to do?
I'm going to throw down and tell them off.
I might mess with them a bit.
Ignore it
Probably just block the number

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When you're out driving and someone cuts you off, what are you going to do?
There will be rage!
I'm cussing that person out.
Nothing, really
I'll probably post something salty on social media.

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What would you most like to do on a long weekend away from work?
Throw a party for everyone.
I'm bringing beer to whatever party is going on!
Do whatever everyone else is doing.
Hang out, relax, whatever. I'm easy.

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If you could visit any of these cities, which one would you go to?
New York City
Los Angeles
Las Vegas
Miami

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Which one of these cars are you most likely to drive?
Ferrari 488 GTB
Porsche 911
Toyota Corolla
Ford Explorer

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Which fictional character do you relate to the most?
James Bond
Watson
Brick from "Anchorman"
The Big Lebowski

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Do you have a regular exercise routine?
I'm a well-oiled machine.
I work out when I can.
Oh no. Not at all.
I do stuff sometimes.

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You can't be healthy without a good diet, right? How do you eat?
I eat the best food to keep myself at the top of my game.
I try to take care of myself pretty well.
My diet is shameful.
I mostly eat whatever.

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How would you react if someone stole your lunch from the office fridge?
We're shutting down the office until I find out who did it.
I may have to set up a security sting.
Let's be honest, I probably stole someone else's lunch.
I'll probably just sabotage my next lunch.

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If you get a parking ticket when you know you aren't at fault, what do you do?
I will have my day in court.
Probably swear. A lot.
Pay it because you can't fight these things.
I mean... how much is the ticket?

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You're playing Super Smash Bros. Pick your character!
Pikachu
Mario
Bowser
Jigglypuff

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What sport would you say you're the best at?
Basketball
Football
Is cards a sport?
Baseball

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How successful are you when it comes to romance?
Not to brag, but I'm kind of awesome.
No complaints!
I'm a bit lonesome.
I do all right.

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Which Marvel superhero do you feel like you best relate to?
Wolverine
Spider-Man
Hawkeye
Ant-Man

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Suppose you found out your significant other was having an affair. What would you do?
Oh, they're dumped.
I might have to revenge cheat.
Have an emotional breakdown.
Guess I'm back on the market.

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How do you handle an unexpected visit from your family?
If I didn't OK it, it's not happening.
Do my best to make it a quick one.
Suffer
That's cool, I guess.

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Have you ever been in charge of a group of people before?
All the time
Yes, it's happened before.
Nope
Not really

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What are you heading for first when you eat at a buffet?
I need some prime rib or something.
Gimme some crab legs.
Whatever's close
Chicken wings

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If you were in a band, what instrument would you be playing?
Lead guitar, for sure
Drums
Triangle
Keyboard

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