How Long Would You Survive in the Wild Wild West?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Are you an individualist?
I don't think so.
A little.

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How into cars are you?
Totally into them.
I like them fine.

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Where do you hang out?
Wine bars.
Sports bars.

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How often do you need to do laundry?
Every few days.
Every week.

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Which of these actors do you like better?
Bruce Willis
Clint Eastwood

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Have you ever worked outside in the rain?
No, that seems dumb.
For a day or so.

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Does hot weather bother you?
A little.
Not really.

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Do you burn easily?
Yes, but I use sunscreen.
Not really.

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Do you have a favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?
"Reservoir Dogs" or "Pulp Fiction"
Am I supposed to know who that is?

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Do you like camping?
Not really.
I love it.

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How social are you?
Kind of.
Not very.

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Your power just went out, what do you do?
Complain a lot because I can't get Internet.
Take a walk.

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Would you like to drive cattle?
It depends where they would like to go.
Sure, why not?

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Rodeos are...
Boring.
Fun.

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Are you good at building fires?
Nope.
I am okay.

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What do you do if someone tries to mug you?
Hand over my wallet.
Mug them instead.

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You've been accused of stealing--what do you do?
Come forward and tell my side. Surely they'll be reasonable.
Someone's trying to frame me, and I'm gonna find out who.

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Do you look good in a cowboy hat?
Nope.
I look great.

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Who would you be in a mining town?
Manager of a general store.
Miner.

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You think someone is outside your house at night, how do you handle it?
Call the cops and look out the window.
Defend myself if I must.

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Someone challenged you to a duel, what do you do?
Talk my way out of it.
Stare them down.

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Which Clint Eastwood movie do you like best?
"Gran Torino"
"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

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What would you do if a snake bit you?
That sounds like a perfectly good time to panic.
Treat the area and hope for the best. I'd be miles from a doctor.

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You ride into a town after a long journey. How long do you think you would stay before riding out?
Six months. Tops.
No more than a month.

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How long do you think you could you survive in the woods with no equipment?
A couple nights should be no problem.
A month or two, I wager

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How well do you get along with horses?
I like them, but they don't like me.
We're pretty cool with one another. I think they just don't like being surprised.

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How would you cross a river in the woods?
I would just turn around.
Ride my horse.

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Have you read Louis L'Amour?
I have read a lot of his books.
No.

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What do you think of handlebar mustaches?
I don't like them much.
I have one.

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What western archetype do you empathize with the most?
The Sheriff.
The outlaw.

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