1. CAPITALIZE THE WHOLE ENTIRE TITLE
   *put asterisks around it for emphasis*
2. "Use quotes"
   Just capitalize the first letters of each word in the title, people will get it

Using quotes offsets the title without being obtrusive with shoutycaps or overly casual with asterisks. Fun fact: unpublished manuscripts do use ALL CAPS to announce themselves.

1. Definitely Doberman Pinscher. Definitely.
   It's doberman pinscher. Don't @ me.
2. Y'all. Doberman pinscher
   I'm going with doberman Pinscher.

Here's the deal on dog breeds, per Grammar Girl, our personal grammar bff aside from the official AP Stylebook. You should always "capitalize the part of the name derived from a proper noun and lowercase the part of the name derived from a common noun." Is it intuitive? No! Welcome to AP style! In the specific case of Doberman pinscher, The word Doberman comes from a breeder of that name, while it is believed that pinscher comes from the English word "pinch," which refers to the docking of its tails and ears. Makes you wonder: when we outlaw painful alterations to animal bodies, will we have to change the Doberman's name?

1. One. One. One. One.
   I was always taught to put two spaces. That way it's really clear where a sentence ends. Right?
2. I just put however many feels right.
   Nospacesever.

Please absorb this information: you should never put more than one space after a sentence. Ever. For any reason. Start a new paragraph? Sure, go for it. But more than one space after a sentence? Illegal. The two-space issue is a holdover from the days of typewriters, and is obsolete in our modern world.

1. 80's
2. '80s

Decades and apostrophes can be catastrophic in the world of grammar. The apostrophe is used similarly to contractions: the "19" is missing, so the apostrophe replaces it: '80s. If you're using 80's, give it up.

1. WRONG
2. Sure! You're enthusiastic!

Per the AP Stylebook: "Avoid overuse: Use a comma after mild interjections. End mildly exclamatory sentences with a period." However, you should avoid mild writing, unless you want your quiz to be about as entertaining as the AP Stylebook.

1. As many spaces as possible . . . I think?
   Three or four periods in some order does the trick. . . . . . .
2. Treat it like a three-letter-word ... just like this.
   It's spelled ellipses...

Remember the hot tip you got before you started? Column inches were all-important as the AP Stylebook was developed, so always count on the answer that takes up the least amount of space, including a space on either ends.

1. A comma splice is how you indicate that someone should take a break from reading.
   A comma splice separates two different thoughts.
2. A comma splice is an incorrect usage of a comma that separates two distinct sentences.
   A comma splice is a great way to write a sentence.

The comma splice is an all-too-common phenomenon. As you can see above, you can easily make two sentences from the question: What is a comma splice? Can anybody tell me? You can choose to separate two independent clauses (read: sentences) with a semi-colon as well: What is a comma splice; can anybody tell me?

1. All right
2. Alright

Alright is not a word. Here are some other examples of non-words, believe it or not: alot, anyways, irregardless, orientate, snuck, nother, and, yes, impactful. This has been your public service announcement on words that are not words.

1. There's really no way to know, just take your best guess.
   Ones that came from books are capitalized, while made-up names are not
2. Generations decide for themselves, which is why Baby Boomers are capitalized and millennials aren't.
   Just called them folks from the 80s.

Believe it or not, the Greatest Generation, Generation X, and Generation Y all have their homes in books, but baby boomers, xenials, and millennials were just made up by some weirdos with too much time on their hands, probably. At least you can remember that if it has the word "generation" it's probably capitalized. One exception is the silent generation, because if it was straightforward, it wouldn't be grammar.

1. Doesn't matter, whatever feels right.
   Use figures at all times. Numbers are figures, not words.
2. Generally: Write out numbers one through nine, use figures for 10 and above.
   Write out all the numbers except 1.

While there are about as many exceptions as there are rules, when you're dealing with numbers, spell out one through nine. Here is a very brief and incomplete list of exceptions: ages, accounting, names of heavy machinery, decimals and percentages, and mathematical or monetary usage should all be represented as figures.

1. Hyphen, mini-dash, ultra-dash
   Dash, dash, dash. These are all the same, aren't they?
2. Hyphen, en-dash, em-dash
   Hyphen, em-dash, en-dash

Hyphens are used to form a single idea from two or more words, such as soft-spoken, hard-bodied, or single-handed. En-dashes are IGNORED altogether by the AP Stylebook, but are used by other stylebooks, typically for quotation attribution. Em-dashes appear within sentences, and according to the AP Stylebook are most often used to offset "abrupt change in thought in a sentence or emphatic pause."

1. Matthew 3:16
   Luke, 21-1
2. Peter—2/1
   John chapter 1, verse 3

Use a colon to differentiate the chapter from the verse when citing Bible verses. In the correct case here, the Book is "Matthew," the Chapter is 3 and the verse is 16.

1. Only exclamation points and question marks go inside of quotes.
   Only periods and commas go inside of quotes.
2. There is no hard and fast rule on this.
   Almost always. Do not put punctuation, except a comma or period, inside of a quote unless the quote explicitly contains it. Commas and periods default to being inside the quotes.

Okay, friends. This is a toughie, so we're quoting the AP Stylebook directly. "The period and the comma always go within the quotation marks. The dash, the semicolon, the colon, the question mark and the exclamation point go within the quotation marks when they apply to the quoted matter only. They go outside when they apply to the whole sentence."

1. When making lists of items, ideas, or thoughts, AP Style does use the serial comma.
2. AP Style does not use the serial comma to separate thoughts, ideas or items.

Although the serial comma is among the most beloved of all commas, AP Style forbids it. One reason that it is beloved in some circles has to do with our one and only Robert Frost. In his famous poem "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening," Frost writes, "The woods are lovely, dark and deep / But I have promises to keep / And miles to go before I sleep / And miles to go before I sleep." In this quattrain, Frost's is using the word lovely to modify BOTH dark and deep, which is why he does not use the serial comma. He is saying that the darkness and depth are what makes the woods lovely, not listing three qualities of the woods. For this reason, when we fail to use the serial comma as a matter of course, we begin to degrade the choice that Frost makes in this poem. If you're not writing in AP Style, you must always use the serial comma for this reason. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.