How Much Money Will You Make in Your Life?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Much Money Will You Make in Your Life?
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About This Quiz

Whether you love money or hate it, you need at least some to get by. As such, it's a good idea to figure out how much is coming your way, so that you can plan.
One cake now, or two cakes later?
No cakes. I will save the ingredients and make a masterpiece later.
Two cakes later.
One cake now.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I'm too busy eating this cake.

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Do you love money?
Of course.
Not too much.
A little.
No, it's evil.

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What's your degree in?
Engineering and finance
Law
Literature
I don't have one.

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Do you have any debt?
Nope
A little
A lot
I don't even know any more.

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What sort of debt?
None!
Student loan
Credit cards
Payday loans

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Can you service your debts?
I could if I had them.
Yes
Mostly
No

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Do you have a pension pot?
Of course
It's quite good.
Not really
LOL no

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Have you ever been paid in stock options or equity?
That's all I get paid in.
Once, it was great.
No
What is that?

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Do you know what a stock option is?
Yes
I have one, but no.
No
Seriously, dude, what is that?

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Do you think of money and wealth as separate things?
Yes
Of course
Wow, that's smart.
No

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Were you born into privilege?
Naturally
Not really
No
Not at all

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Are you lucky?
I'm super rich, so who cares?
Yes
Not really
I'm cursed.

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Are you generous?
Yes, I can afford to be.
Up to a point.
Not really.
No, I can't afford it.

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Are you charitable?
Yes
Sometimes
A little
Only with my time

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Who does your taxes?
My daddy's accountant
My accountant
H&R Block
I should really get on that.

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A busker in the subway is playing some rockin' tunes. Do you give her a dollar?
No, I only have $100 on me.
Sure, why not.
If she's good.
No, that's my dinner.

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Do you think money is the root of all evil?
I don't care, I have too much to bother.
Nah, that's childish.
Sometimes
Yes

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Where do you live?
Mansion
House
Studio
Friend's couch

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Do you think you will buy a house in the next 10 years?
Another one, you mean?
Yes. We have a plan.
I might, if I am careful.
Not in 10 years, not ever.

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Will you inherit any money?
More than I have already, yes.
Of course
No, just junk
Only debts

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Does your spouse work?
Yes, we are both corporate executives.
Yes, as a doctor.
No, they stay at home.
I have no spouse.

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Do you have kids?
Yes, two
Yes, one
Yes, three
No

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How do you like to travel?
Luxuriously
Once a year, within my budget
Just to local places on day trips
Only when it's free

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Do you buy in bulk?
Naturally
Mostly
Sometimes
I can't afford to.

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What is something you would never put on credit?
A house
A car
A meal
I use credit for everything.

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Have you ever had your income go up, but still somehow not had any extra money?
Yes, but it was because I bought another house.
Yes, but I had a baby.
No, I am careful.
Yes, I bought more shoes!

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Do you believe in a dog eat dog philosophy?
No, I have servants to eat dogs for me.
A little
No
That's evil and I shun it.

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Are you adaptable?
Very
Fairly
Not really
No

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Do you procrastinate?
Not often
Once in a while
Yes, I hate that about myself.
Look, a puppy video!

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Can you fake it until you make it?
No need, I was born making it.
Sure, when I have to.
No, that's dishonest.
No, I wish.

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