How Much of a Saint Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

How Much of a Saint Are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you a saint? When someone calls you a saint it means you always try to do the right thing and live your life in a virtuous manner. It also means that in theory at least, you're going to make it past the pearly gates and spend the rest of your days in Heaven. There are some of us that can never be redeemed, but most of us want to live our lives as good people, and not to do too many wrong things.

But life is hard and being good is harder. Being a saint isn't easy. You might be able not to lie and steal, but are you able to not get angry at that guy that just cut you off on the highway? Sure, maybe you don't cheat on your significant other, but when was the last time you had a lustful thought about someone you know? In theory, you try to be kind to everyone and not judge people, but you know that every time you go on Facebook, it's hard not to get all wound up.

Take this quiz, and we'll tell you how much of a saint you are, as soon as you're done feeding the poor, that is.

You loaned someone money and they haven't paid you back, what do you do?
Call them angrily and threaten them
Take them to court
Ask them nicely to pay me back
Ignore it

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How much money do you give each year to charity?
Umm. None.
I give a little here and there.
As much as I can afford
I give a lot.

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Do you tend to not like people who have different opinions than you do?
I sure don't.
It depends on the opinion.
I try to like everyone.
No, I get along with everyone.

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Do you tend to cheat when you're in a serious relationship?
I sure do!
No, but I have before.
No, I am afraid I will get caught.
Of course not

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How often do you lie to get out of trouble?
I do it all the time.
Only when I really have to
I rarely do that.
I never do that.

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You just got home and realized that a storekeeper gave you $10 dollars too much change. What do you do?
Nothing. I am psyched.
Nothing, but I feel bad.
Give them the $10 next time I am in the store
Go back right then and give them the money

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Would you ever give a friend your password to watch Netflix?
Obviously
I guess. Is that wrong?
Maybe just once
No way

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If you were done with a relationship, would you ever ghost them?
Sure, I do it all the time.
I might, but I would feel bad.
I wouldn't dare.
No, that is wrong.

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Your best friend came to your door looking to hide because the police are after him, what do you do?
Hide him for as long as he wants
Hide him for an hour or two
Tell him he can't hide at my place
Call the police on him

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When was the last time you screamed at someone in anger?
Just today
This week
This year
It's been over a year.

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Which of the following is most important in life?
To have a good time
To make a lot of money
To be good to my loved ones
To be good to everyone

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Which would you choose, a billion dollars or world peace?
A billion dollars for sure
I hate to say it, but a billion dollars.
I would choose world peace, but it would be tough.
World peace

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Do you think of life as a gift?
No, it kind of stinks actually.
A gift of what?
I try to.
For sure

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Breakups are hard; are you friends with any of your exes?
No, they all can't stand me.
No, I can't stand them.
One of them
Sure, more than one of them

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Are you down with man's best friend? How much do you like dogs?
I can't stand dogs.
I am afraid of them.
They are okay.
I love them.

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How often do you spend practicing your religion or engaged in spirituality?
I would have to say none.
Not very much
Quite a bit of time
A lot of time

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How much do you party in an average month?
As much as I possibly can
Once a week or so
Once a month
Not at all

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How important is it for you to make a lot of money?
It's really important.
It's pretty important.
I don't care all that much.
I couldn't care less.

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Do you feel bad if you miss a payment on a bill?
No, why would I care about that?
Only because I worry about my credit rating.
I feel a little bad.
I feel terrible.

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Do you tell people in your life how much you care about them?
No, but mostly because they all kind of stink.
No, I should do more of that.
I try my best.
Yes, all the time

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You know your friend is calling because they need a ride, what do you do?
Ignore the call
Pick up the call but tell them I am busy
Tell them I can give them a ride in a few hours
Give them a ride, of course

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You're sober and out with a friend who has had too much to drink, what do you do?
Ditch them
Buy them another drink
Put them in a cab
Drive them home myself

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How much do you enjoy family holidays?
I can't stand them.
I don't like them much.
They're okay.
I love them.

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We've all made mistakes, have you ever been arrested?
Who wants to know?
Ahem. Yes.
No, but I could have been.
No way

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How many friends do you have that you can really count on?
None
One or two
Three or four
Five or more

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Do you tend to be an optimistic person?
Not at all
I try.
For the most part
Very much so

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You found out your friend was talking badly about you, what do you do?
Never talk to my friend again
Confront my friend angrily
Talk to my friend about it
Nothing, I don't care about that.

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Have you ever made fun of someone behind their back?
Yes, I truly enjoy doing that.
Yes, I know it's kind of lame.
Yes, and I felt bad about it.
Maybe a long time ago, but I don't do it now.

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How many people in your life do you know that you really don't like?
Too many to count
A few
One
I don't dislike anyone.

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Are you often envious of people that you feel have more than you?
Totally. It's not fair.
I am sometimes.
I try not to be.
No, I am very lucky.

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