1. There
2. Here
3. Our
4. Sleep

Someone in the Middle Ages would tell someone they wanted to come closer to "Come hither." Hither simply means here.

1. Spinach
2. Steak
3. Cake
4. Junk food

Lubber-word referred to food of no nutritional value, what would be considered junk food by today's standards. For example, Flamin' Hot Cheetos are lubber-word.

1. Food
2. Christmas
3. Arguments
4. Tobacco

Bellytimber was a medieval term for food. It could refer to anything eaten at any time of day.

1. Coward
2. Criminal
3. Baby
4. Con artist

Calling someone yellow-bellied is understood today, even if it is outdated. Whiteliver predates that expression.

1. Anxious
2. Hungry
3. Drunk
4. Cruel

Someone who is carked is incredibly anxious. They will probably be jittery, scattered and otherwise feel terrible.

1. A hammer
2. An idiot
3. A noodle dish
4. A creek

Fopdoodle is a popular medieval insult. It means simpleton.

1. Tobacco
2. A potato
3. A kiss
4. A baby

In medieval slang, an earthapple could have been either a cucumber or a potato. This might be related to the French "la pomme de terre," which literally translates to "the apple of the earth" but means potato.

1. A king
2. A queen
3. A lady
4. A peasant

These embroidered cloths were given by ladies to the knights of their choice. The knight would then be bound by his code of honor to wear it on his helmet.

1. Dirty
2. Tall
3. Evil
4. Honest

A straight-fingered person would be completely honest. Medieval people would have considered them trustworthy.

1. College
2. Bathroom
3. Exit
4. Fridge

In medieval language, the privy refers to the bathroom. Back during those days, that might have been a chamber pot or a bench toilet.

1. Obnoxious people
2. Being toothless
3. Badly cooked food
4. Cheating

Maw-wallop refers to a poorly cooked mess of food. There's almost always at least one dish that's complete maw-wallop at holiday parties.

1. Lazy
2. Muscular
3. Rich
4. Dead

If a medieval person called someone sloomy, they did not think highly of them. A sloomy person would have been dull and lazy.

1. A fruit
2. An insult
3. A weapon
4. An old name

A fizgig is a medieval insult. Ridiculous and useless people were often called fizgigs, but it was usually applied to women.

1. An alcohol-soaked cake
2. A drunk
3. A petname
4. A plant

A tipsycake was is a wine-soaked cake. The cake would traditionally be covered in almonds and served with custard.

1. Shirt
2. Pocket book
3. Hat
4. Hair bows

Medieval pocketbooks were not a lot like the sleek zippered designer purses and clutches of today. Ladies of status carried these bags.

1. A game
2. A spoon
3. A candy
4. A child

More famously known as the drummer of The Beatles, ringo also refers to an old candy that dates back to the middle ages. This sweet is made of candied sea holly root.

1. Sleeping
2. Lying
3. In pain
4. Beautiful

Someone who is quetching would have been in a lot of pain. This word specifically refers to someone being in so much pain that they moan and twitch.

1. An insomniac
2. Unfaithful to their spouse
3. Ugly
4. Tall

This word was used to describe those who cheated on their spouses. Yes, this happened even in medieval Europe.

1. Cakes
2. Weapons
3. Flowers
4. Useless objects

What is called a bouquet today, medieval people would have called a tuzzy-muzzy. These could refer to a bunch of any flowers.

1. Punch someone
2. Be arrested
3. Throw dirty water from their windows
4. Leave a party

There was no plumbing in the Middle Ages. This led to people throwing the waste water from their chamberpots and other household tasks right out of their window. A gardyloo was the warning cry they would give before tossing their wastewater out the window.

1. Vacation
2. Child's wedding
3. Doorbell
4. Funeral

Having to pay for funeral services throughout history has led to some being buried in luxurious tombs and others in unmarked mass graves. During the Middle Ages, the money you were saving for your own funeral would be your bell-penny.

1. Annoying
2. Old
3. Crazy
4. Missing

If someone in the Middle Ages called another person teenful, they would have found them incredibly irritating. This could be applied to a person of any age.

1. Have a brush with death
2. Get lost
3. Be late for dinner
4. Go to bed

This phrase meant to be very late for dinner. A person would be so late they would either miss dinner entirely or only get scraps.

1. Sing
2. Give birth
3. Waste time
4. Drink too much

To dringle means to waste time in a particularly lazy manner. A mother might tell her children to "stop dringling."

1. Careful
2. Asleep
3. Angry
4. At Peace

The world of the Middle Ages was full of dangers. From bandits and raids from enemy fiefs to the black plague, there was a lot to contend with. To be hoful meant to be careful.

1. Delighted
2. Hungry
3. Frustrated
4. Sad

Mubblefubbles refers to a sense of melancholy. No one likes to feel the mubblefubbles.

1. Cruel
2. Stupid
3. Beautiful
4. Fickle

Someone with a nose of wax changes their mind so often that it's hard to predict or rely on them. It refers to a fickle personality.

1. A little girl
2. A wife
3. A mistress
4. All of the above

Poplolly could have been used as an affectionate pet name for a woman of any age. It could also refer to a man's mistress.

1. The ground
2. A lake
3. The sky
4. Apples

Scrow is a medieval word for sky. It's fallen out of use since.

1. Rum
2. Wine
3. Water
4. A medieval ale brand

This was a medieval joke. It refers to Adam and Eve, who drank water.

1. Rich
2. Overjoyed
3. Dizzy
4. Dying

Someone who was turngiddy was dizzy. With malnutrition and illness running rampant in the Middle Ages there could be many causes of feeling turngiddy.

1. Fear
2. Happiness
3. A boat
4. Longing

Ug refers to a feeling of fear or dread. It's not a pleasant feeling.

1. What peasants lived in
2. An inn
3. A brothel
4. A castle

During the dark ages, peasants lived in cruck houses. These houses had wooden frames with wattle and daub plastered to make the walls and roof. Wattle and daub was a mixture of mud, manure and straw.

1. A cake
2. A smelly armpit
3. A dinner
4. An apartment

In medieval slang, armpits could be referred to as okselles. There was a lot of interesting body-related slang back then.

1. Confused
2. Drinking tea
3. Wealthy
4. Polyamorous

Someone who is pitchkettled is incredibly puzzled. If someone is a fopdoodle, or stupid, they might be pitchkettled regularly.