How Petty Are You?

By: Brian Whitney

How Petty Are You?
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About This Quiz

Someone that is petty takes something that is small and blows it way out of proportion, sometimes to a ridiculous extent.  Maybe someone stepped on your foot, and you wonder whether or not they did it on purpose. Perhaps someone tweeted something that you are sure was directed at you, and you go back and forth with them on Twitter for hours over the issue. Maybe you tell your friends that you want to ruin someone's life because they gave you the side eye, and at the moment you meant it. Do you enjoy when something terrible happens to your enemies? Do your enemies even know that they are your enemies or do they think they are your friends?

If any of these things apply to you, then you just might be petty. There is another interesting aspect to being a petty person; if you aren't one, then you probably think that being petty is an awful thing to be, but if you are petty, you probably would never want to change in a million years. Why? Because being petty is fun! If you don't believe us, just ask someone that is petty, but just don't be surprised if they throw a little shade at you when responding. Take this quiz to find out if you are petty and loving it.

Do you get mad at people who do the same type of thing that you do?
No, that would be silly.
I try not to.
Sometimes.
Well, yeah.

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Do you act like you don't care about stuff that you really do care about?
No, I never do that.
I try not to.
On occasion.
Of course!

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How often do you say "Whatever"?
Never.
Hardly ever.
Often.
All the time.

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When was the last time you and your bestie plotted on ruining someone's life?
Never.
When I was little.
Within the last year.
Just recently.

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Do you complain a lot to your friends about your other friends?
No, why would I do that?
Not often.
Doesn't everyone?
Yes.

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How often do you block people on social media?
Never.
Only when I am being messed with.
Fairly often.
All the time.

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How often are you wrong?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Not often.
Never.

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Do you need to get the last word?
No, I never do that.
It is tempting, but I try not to.
Of course!
Yes, it is the best!

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Are you friends with any of your exes?
Most of them.
A few of them.
Gross!
No, I wish they were all dead.

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How would friends describe you?
My friends would say that I'm chill.
My friends would say that I'm mellow.
My friends would say that I'm easy to get worked up.
My friends would say that I'm dramatic.

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Do you often have problems with people at school or work?
Not ever.
Sometimes.
I do often.
I do all the time.

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Your BFF is getting married before you, how do you feel?
Thrilled.
Happy.
Jealous.
Angry.

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How often do you call people out?
Never.
Only when they really deserve it.
It depends on my mood.
All the time.

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Has anyone ever called you condescending?
Not ever.
Not that I can think of.
A few times it has happened.
You mean today?

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How do you feel when bad things happen to people you don't like?
I like pretty much everyone.
I feel bad for them.
I feel kind of happy.
I feel psyched?

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How would you look in a crown?
I have no idea.
Silly.
Pretty good.
Amazing!

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Do you do a lot of subtweets?
I don't know what those are.
Not ever.
Not usually.
I do it all the time.

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You texted your bestie hours ago, and haven't heard back, what are you thinking?
I think that my friend is busy.
I hope my friend is okay.
I think that my friend is mad at me.
I think that my friend is no longer my friend.

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Do you ever ditch your friends when you are out?
No, why would I do that?
Not on purpose.
I have done it before.
Only if something better comes along.

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If your significant other forgot your birthday what would you do?
I'd laugh it off.
I would be upset but I would forget about it.
I'd act really upset.
I'd mess with them about it, forever.

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Do you ignore texts if you are mad at someone?
No, what is the point?
Sometimes.
Usually.
Always.

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Has anyone ever called you passive aggressive?
Not ever.
Not for real I don't think.
I get that sometimes.
I get that all the time.

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Do you pretend you aren't mad when you really are?
No, why do that?
Not usually.
Sometimes I do.
Yes.

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Has anyone ever called you histrionic?
No, I am not like that at all.
No, I can't stand history.
Maybe a few times.
They better not have!

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Do you enjoy throwing shade?
I don't even know what that means.
No, I feel guilty.
If I am in the right mood.
Yeah, I love it!

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Which is your favorite movie?
"Dazed and Confused."
"Clueless."
"Sixteen Candles."
"Mean Girls."

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What do you think of Paris Hilton?
I could care less.
Hate her.
Like her.
Love her!

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Do you mimic people when they aren't around?
Not ever.
Not usually.
If they bug me, I do.
Yes, that is so fun.

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Have you ever replied "Who is this" to a text when you knew who it was?
Why would I do that?
No, that would be mean.
No, but that is funny.
Yep!

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Do you screenshot things just in case you might need them later?
Like what? I don't get it.
No, that is strange.
I have done it before.
I do it all the time.

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