How PNW Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
How PNW Are You?
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About This Quiz

If you're a total coffee snob, you're tired of the word "hipster," and you're totally into the local music scene, it's looking good that you might be a total PNWer.
How many flannels do you own?
Flannels fill up my closet.
I have a handful of them.
I have one or two flannels.
I don't own any flannels.

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When was the last time you went on a hike?
It's been a very long time.
I went hiking within the last two or three years.
I went hiking this year.
I was on the trail a few times within the last month.

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How regularly do you attend farmer's markets?
I go every few weeks.
I go a few times a year.
I go every week.
I've never been to a farmer's market.

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What are the warmest months of the year?
August and September.
June and July.
July and August.
September and October.

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Do you use an umbrella when it rains?
I don't use one for light rain conditions, but I will if it's really coming down.
It's pretty rare for me to use an umbrella.
Yes, all the time.
Never. That's how you can pick out the tourists.

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How do you feel about the debate regarding Portland or Seattle being better?
I don't like either city.
I'm totally over that debate. They are both great.
Portland is the best.
Seattle is the best.

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Would you consider yourself to be a coffee snob?
Totally. I'm very particular about my coffee.
I definitely have brands that I prefer.
No, I'll drink anything.
I don't drink coffee.

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How into the local music scene are you?
I don't keep up with it at all.
I have been to some local music events, but I don't track it that closely.
I definitely enjoy checking out local bands whenever I can.
I'm totally into it. I keep up with all of it.

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Would you consider yourself to be an outdoorsy person?
I do enjoy being out in nature.
I like going outdoors once in a while, but I spend most of my time inside.
Absolutely. I spend time in the outdoors all the time.
Not at all. I would much rather stay indoors.

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Are you a tree hugger?
I'm very involved in sustainability and environmental protection.
I recycle and stuff like that, but it's not something I think about very much.
Not at all. Those people have fallen for a huge hoax.
I do care about the environment, but I'm not as passionate about it as others around me.

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Which best describes your diet?
A balance of meat and vegetables.
Lots of fruits and vegetables.
Mostly fast food.
Local and organic.

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How aware of food allergies are you?
I don't believe in all that garbage.
I am very clear about how the food I eat affects me.
I keep in mind that some people may be allergic to certain foods.
I know that I'm sensitive to certain foods.

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How regularly do you consume craft beers?
Daily.
Weekly.
Monthly.
Never.

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Are you a Seahawks fan?
I don't like the Seahawks.
I just don't really care about football.
I definitely cheer for the Seahawks, but I'm not as passionate as some people.
I am a massive fan. I am the 12th Man.

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How many days per week do you wear a hoodie?
Two or three.
One.
More than three.
Zero.

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How do you feel about rain?
I complain about it, but I actually do miss it when it's gone.
I like the rain, but I get really sick of it after a few weeks.
I hate the rain. Make it stop!
The sound of the rain hitting the roof is one of my favorite sounds in the world.

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What is your reaction to a 7-day forecast without any sign of the sun?
I'm bummed, but I do find myself getting used to it.
Sounds pretty normal to me.
I'm totally depressed.
There will be breaks in the rain. I really have no reaction to this.

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Is your car or your mountain bike more expensive?
I don't own a mountain bike.
My mountain bike is worth way more than my car.
My car is way more expensive than my bike.
It's close, but I'll give the edge to the mountain bike.

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Do you enjoy fishing?
I love fishing, especially around the time of the salmon run.
Yeah, there are times that I really enjoy it, but I don't do it very often.
I've been fishing before, but I wasn't a huge fan of it.
I've never gone fishing in my life.

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Have you ever had to deal with a mold issue in your home?
I've never had that problem.
I had a minor problem once, but that was a long time ago.
I had a pretty major mold issue in the last few years.
I'm dealing with a mold issue right now.

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Are socks and sandals an acceptable combination?
I don't have a problem with that look at all.
I'm sure there is an appropriate time to wear that combo, but I can't think of it now.
Of course. I wear them all the time.
No, never. It looks awful.

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Do you know someone who owns a boat?
Yeah, I own a boat.
I have one friend with a boat.
I don't know anyone with a boat.
I know a few people who have boats.

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How do you feel about the word "hipster"?
I don't have a problem with it.
It's definitely overused.
I don't even know what it means.
I'm over it.

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How polite and friendly are you?
I keep to myself, and I've been told that I'm rude.
I'm very polite and helpful to people I meet.
I don't go out of my way to interact with people, but I'm fairly friendly when I do.
Some would say that I'm too polite and friendly.

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Are you more liberal or conservative?
I'm very liberal, like way over on the left.
I'm liberal, but I'm more moderate in my views.
I'm a moderate. I find myself seeking the middle ground.
I'm very conservative.

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What is your favorite festival to attend?
Coachella.
Bumbershoot.
Squamish Valley Music Festival.
Sasquatch!

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Have you ever gone blackberry picking?
I've done it a handful of times.
I went once.
I go every year.
I've never gone blackberry picking.

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What grocery store do you go to the most?
Fred Meyer.
Whole Foods.
Kroger.
Safeway.

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Where do you go when it gets hot in the summer?
I just stay indoors in the AC.
I go to the mountains.
I head up north.
I make a trip to the coast.

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How into soccer are you?
I don't like soccer at all. It's so boring.
I'm a huge soccer fan.
I've been to a few pro games, but it wasn't really my thing.
I like it a lot. We go to a few games for our local team every year.

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