How Weird Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

How Weird Are You?
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About This Quiz

There was a time in life when someone might toss out the word "weird" like it was some kind of an insult. Weird, unusual, strange, different, all words that someone might use to make you feel like you didn't belong. But is that the case? Or is weird the way you want to be? Weird people are the people who do things their own way. They follow their instincts and do what comes naturally. 

When you're weird, you don't need to fit into the compartment that other people expect you to fit into. You can just let it all hang out and do what you want to do when you want to do it. You're not hurting anyone, and you're not denying your true self, either.  Weirdness is an expression of honesty; honesty with others and, importantly, honesty with yourself. You're doing things the way you want to, and that's pretty admirable.

So now the only question you need to answer is just how weird are you? Actually, that's not true. There are some more questions you can answer in this quiz, and when you're done, we'll be able to tell you just how weird you truly are. Whether that means you like peanut butter on your hamburger or you like to seep upside down in a wind tunnel is yet to be seen. Answer the quiz!

What's the best thing to go on a hamburger?
Cheese
An egg
Peanut butter
Beetroot and some chocolate

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There's a Secret Santa at work and you have a $10 limit. What will you buy for your coworker?
Chocolates
A gas station t-shirt
Ten boxes of dollar store mac and cheese
Deodorant and malt liquor

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What's the most fun way to spend a Friday night?
Watching Netflix
Karaoke
Poetry slam
Dumpster diving

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What's the best place to go on vacation?
Disneyworld
Branson, Missouri
Juno, Alaska
The world's biggest ball of yarn

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If you're having friends over for dinner, what are you going to prepare?
Steaks on the grill
Soup
Hot Pockets and wine
Creamed corn

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What's one song you can listen to that'll get you pumped up?
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
"Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift
"Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men
"Send in the Clowns" by Barbra Streisand

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What's the best flavor of yogurt?
Blueberry
Plain
Pumpkin
Caramel with Pineapple Chunks

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Who do you think is the greatest action star of all time?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chuck Norris
Nic Cage
Dennis Rodman

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Which of these musical instruments have you always wanted to play?
Guitar
Keyboard
Lute
Didgeridoo

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Which article of clothing would you wear to a formal dinner?
Dress shoes
A ring
A kilt
Wristbands

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What's the best kind of deep-fried food to eat at a fair?
Corn dogs
Deep-fried Twinkie
Deep-fried butter
Deep-fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich

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Who's your favorite horror movie villain?
Jason Vorhees
Freddy Krueger
The Leprechaun
Zombeavers

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What's the one condiment you must have in your fridge at all times?
Mustard
Mayo
Sauerkraut
Corn relish

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What's the best kind of soda that you can buy?
Pepsi
Mello Yello
Tab
Hubba Bubba Bubblegum Soda

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How often do friends come to you for advice?
A lot
Once in a while
Rarely
You know, it hasn't happened.

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What's the coolest robot in the history of film?
The Terminator
Robot from "Lost in Space"
Sico the robot from "Rocky"
Jinx from "Space Camp"

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When you go to a party, what's the first thing you do when you get in the room?
Greet my friends
Grab some snacks
Go to the bathroom and look through the medicine cabinet
Panic and leave

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What's your favorite food to snag at a buffet?
Chicken wings
Sushi
Soup
Oysters

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What's the best way to sign off an e-mail?
"Thanks!"
"Cheers!"
"Your Servant."
"Catch you on the Flippy Flop."

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If you could have any pet, what would you get?
Dog
Hedgehog
Pot-bellied pig
Capybara

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If money wasn't an object, what kind of car would you get?
Mustang
Prius
DeLorean
Anything with three wheels

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Which Ninja Turtle was clearly the best Ninja Turtle?
Michaelangelo
Raphael
Leonardo
Donatello

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What's the ultimate in hot breakfast foods?
Bacon and eggs
Pancakes
Oatmeal
Cream of wheat

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What's the best movie ever that featured a genie?
Aladdin
Kazaam
Wishmaster
That one that Sinbad made

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When you need to get some exercise, what do you like to do?
Hit the gym
Go for a jog
Goat yoga
Trapeze

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If you're hungry for something fresh and delicious, why not have some fruit? What kind do you want?
An apple
Dragonfruit
Starfruit
Durian

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If you're heading out for a fun Friday night with friends, what would you do?
Go see a movie
Line dancing
Dungeons and Dragon tourney
Pig races

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If you were going to play a board game, which game would you most want to play?
Scrabble
Kerplunk
Guess Who?
Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure

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What did you want to be when you grew up?
An astronaut
A pharmacist
A cowboy
A ghostbuster

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What color shows up the most in your wardrobe?
Black
Yellow
Leopard print
Sequins

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You Got:

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