1. Yoda
   Darth Vader
2. Dick Cheney

Anakin is a testament to the power of the dark side of the Force. He falls prey to its evils and transforms into Darth Vader, one of the universe's most feared creatures.

1. Darth Maul
   Palpatine
2. Boba Fett

Darth Maul has a terrible haircut that gives him an extremely bad attitude. He vents his rage via a double-bladed lightsaber that makes him the envy of other Jedi knights.

1. Jabba the Hutt
   Ewoks
2. Kylo Ren

Say it ain't so! Kylo Ren might be Han's son, but he's possessed by an uncontrollable rage. He winds up killing his own father and sending the "Star Wars" franchise in a dark direction.

1. chronic cough
   missing eye
2. leprosy

General Grievous might be a cyborg, but he still struggles with weird health issues. He is constantly coughing, a sign that all is not well within his metal frame.

1. red
   violet
2. pink

Vader's lightsaber is red, of course. All the better to sizzle off parts of his son's body. He didn't need that hand, anyway!

1. Ben Franklin
   Ben Solo
2. Ben Gay

Ren was born Ben Solo, the son of Han and Leia. But he became a soldier of the dark side, willing to commit all manner of atrocities against other people.

1. 4
   9
2. 14

General Grievous is a multi-talented lightsaber warrior. During a battle with Obi-Wan, he divides his own mechanical arms so that he can use four lightsabers at once … a rather unfair advantage if you ask us.

1. True
2. False

It's true, Anakin once fought for the Republic, and was a comrade to good men like Obi-Wan. The dark side got ahold of Anakin, though, slowly turning him into Darth Vader.

1. Darth Oppress
   Darth Vader
2. Darth Maul

Qui-Gon is determined to stop Darth Maul from kidnapping Padme. But he steps into the fray against Maul's double-bladed lightsaber … and falls prey to its mesmerizing powers.

1. R2-D2
   Snoke
2. JarJar

In the ashes of the Galactic Empire arose the First Order, led by Supreme Leader Snoke. Snoke is fully consumed by the dark side, taking pleasure in the suffering of other beings.

1. Darth Vader
   Kylo Ren
2. Palpatine

Darth Sidious is perhaps better known as Palpatine. He's the freaky-faced Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Empire, and if you make him angry, he'll blast you with painful arcs of force electricity.

1. bounty hunter
   computer programmer
2. exotic dancer

Boba Fett is a fearsome bounty hunter who zooms around the universe in search of his prey. He's the guy who finally tracks down Han Solo for Darth Vader.

1. He's cut in half.
   He chokes on a meatball.
2. infected papercut

Snoke pokes and prods the young Kylo Ren, whom he suspects is too weak to fully embrace the dark side. Kylo strikes out, slicing Snoke in half using a lightsaber.

1. to start a venomous snake ranch
   to destroy the Republic
2. to kiss Darth Vader

Palpatine is the ruler of the Empire, and he wants to destroy the Republic and wipe out the Jedi Order. But he'll have to contend with a whole lot of angry rebels in order to accomplish his dark goals.

1. Sunglass Hut
   Jabba the Hutt
2. Pizza Hut

Jabba the Hutt is a pretty gross dude, scarfing down revolting creatures using his slimy tongue. He's also evil to his core, happy to serve the Empire, so long as it earns him some cash.

1. Leia
   Dooku
2. Han Solo

Anakin does battle with Dooku, who severs Skywalker's arm. Anakin replaces his arm with a robotic limb and continues on his path as a Jedi knight.

1. Kylo Ren
   Holdo
2. Leia

Kylo Ren murders Snoke and slays all of his security personnel. In the end, he takes control of the First Order, claiming the title of Supreme Leader.

1. He thinks serial killers are so cool. I mean, have you seen Jeffrey Dahmer's hair?
   to save his wife
2. He really loves Nine Inch Nails.

Anakin has a premonition that his wife Padme will die in childbirth. When Palpatine tells Anakin that he can use the dark side to stop Padme's death, he relents and embraces evil, becoming Darth Vader.

1. Darth Maul
   Boba Fett
2. General Grievous

Fett may have captured Han Solo, but he soon gets his comeuppance. Luke Skywalker accidentally strikes Fett's rocket pack, which blasts Boba right into the Sarlacc's hungry maw.

1. Vader won't stop mumbling about his Bitcoin investment.
   Vader ordered the wrong kind of pizza.
2. Vader threatened to turn Leia to the dark side.

Vader threatens to use his influence to turn Leia to the dark side. Luke flies into a rage and attacks his father, slicing off his robotic hand and nearly killing him. Dude had it comin'.

1. TIE Fighter
   Pentagon
2. Death Star

Grand Moff Tarkin is the sourpuss who commands the Death Star. His menacing demeanor matches perfectly the evil of his big, bad gun.

1. an Ewok
   a storm trooper
2. a rare unicorn

Captain Phasma is a stormtrooper commander, one who ruthlessly guns down her foes. She's easy to identify because her armor is dark gray instead of Stormtrooper White™.

1. Leia
   Emperor
2. Han Solo

In the end, Vader shows that he still has a tiny bit of empathy buried somewhere in his black heart. To save his son Luke, he grabs the Emperor and chucks him into the Death Star's reactor, bringing the Galactic Empire to its knees.

1. Count Dooku
   Jabba the Hutt
2. Darth Sidious

Count Dooku was once a Jedi knight for the light side of the Force. Following the death of Qui-Gon, though, Dooku falls to the dark side and attacks the Republic.

1. the Emperor
   Darth Vader
2. General Hux

General Hux is the guy who snivels his way through life, hoping to endear himself to powerful creatures like Snoke. In the end, though Hux can't begin to approach the power of Kylo Ren.

1. Yoda
   Darth Vader
2. the Emperor

After a long hunt, Vader finally gets his cold, black hands on Han Solo. He sets about torturing Han and then has him frozen solid into carbonite for safe storage.

1. Luke
   Han
2. Finn

Captain Phasma recognizes Finn as a stormtrooper deserter, and she thinks of Finn as "scum." Finn is more than happy to help Phasma to an early grave.

1. smallpox
   a tragic car accident (sniff)
2. There was a bit of an explosion.

Grand Moff Tarkin wants to crush all dissenters who oppose the Empire. But his miserable life is snuffed out when the Death Star kicks the bucket.

1. R2-D2
   Anakin Skywalker
2. Luke Skywalker

Let that be a lesson to you -- hang out with people on the dark side and they'll always betray you in the end. Anakin follows Palpatine's orders to execute Dooku, lopping off his head, thus beginning Anakin's long career of body chopping.

1. General Grievous
   Darth Vader
2. Jabba the Hutt

Jabba the Hutt isn't a human, so it's hard to understand why he'd want Leia parading around in a tiny bikini. No matter, she'll make him pay for his harassment.