1. Meat
   Salt
2. Vegetables
   Silk

God likes salt, so says Leviticus! You should always include it with your offerings of meat. This is probably a rule to keep the meat from rotting.

1. They will be whipped.
   They will be held responsible.
2. They will be cast out.
   They will burn in a fire.

This is a weirdly vague rule, considering how much death by stoning there is in Leviticus. It's clear that these people must be held responsible, but it's up to us to figure out how.

1. When you're under duress.
   When you're being careless.
2. When you're sleepy.
   When you're drunk.

Leviticus does not approve of making promises you don't intend to keep. That's why it is forbidden to make an oath when you have not thought about it properly.

1. Return the item plus 20% of the value.
   Return the item.
2. Cut off from the people.
   Death by stoning.

Don't keep your friends' stuff or there will be a hefty fine! On top of the 20%, Leviticus also says you have to pay the "usual" penalty, whatever that is.

1. Cut you off
   Ignore you
2. Bless you
   Smite you

Unauthorized fire or "strange fire" as it is commonly translated is a confusing term. Some say it means fire brought from outside the temple, instead of from the altar, and thus fire that has not been blessed.

1. You will be sad.
   Your flocks will dwindle.
2. You will die.
   You will be among the landless.

Also, God will be mad at you. This rule may apply only to priests; the text is not entirely clear. Either way, brush and/or braid that hair (as appropriate!).

1. Because they are expensive.
   Because you will be unclean.
2. Because you will die and God will be angry with everyone.
   Because you will be naked in the public square.

It's not clear how you will die, but it's clear that you will. Indeed, God will be angry with everyone, not just you.

1. You will die!
   You will be blessed.
2. God will cut you off.
   You will never have sons.

Sorry, Catholics! Apparently the wine is really bad and this whole time it has been making God very upset.

1. You will be unclean.
   You will be sick.
2. You will give birth to a lion.
   You will be accursed.

Being unclean is serious stuff; you have to have a ritual bath and be blessed in order to fix it. Eating the right foods is just one part of staying away from all things unclean.

1. A week plus 33 days.
   66 days
2. 99 days
   A year

This is the figure for boys; it is double for girls. Either way, women are not meant to go to temple right after childbirth.

1. You must marry.
   You must kill her, then yourself.
2. You must be put to death.
   You must both kill your father.

This isn't just a really great way to make Thangsgiving awkward. In the temple religion, it also meant that you would both be put to death, though it doesn't say how.

1. God will smite the land.
   Your harvest will shrivel.
2. You will turn green with sickness.
   You will be cut off from your people.

The Bible is really, really strict about incest. This is one of its rules that societies today generally agree are a still really good idea.

1. You will be cut off from your people.
   You will have two-headed children.
2. There will be no children for you.
   There will be no children for all of Israel.

Technically, as long as you never consummate, you don't get put to death. You just get kicked out of society forever.

1. Masturbating
   Eating while having sex
2. Having sex with a woman, then her daughter, then her granddaughter
   Having sex in public

Technically this is not incest, but the Bible thinks it is very wrong. Societies since those days have generally agreed that only avoiding incest on technical grounds is indeed extremely wrong.

1. Death by stoning
   Cut off from your people
2. Unclean forever
   Your harvest will be small.

We're not here to tell you how to live your life or comment on whether death by stoning should happen in a civilized society, but otherwise? This rule is good life advice: don't give your children to be sacrificed to Moloch.

1. Death by stoning
   Death by fire
2. It's not clear.
   Death by hanging

This is one of the Ten Commandments in Exodus, so it's pretty serious. However, Leviticus doesn't specify the penalty.

1. Because they are unclean.
   Because the field should be round.
2. To leave the corners for the poor.
   To ensure healthy seed for next year.

Traditional reaping of corn was performed in a spiral, meaning the corners were left standing. This was for the poor, who were allowed to come and take the corners for themselves.

1. The same day
   The same month
2. The same season
   Whenever you can

No waiting around on an invoice for Leviticus! If you hire someone, pay them before the sun goes down.

1. Death by stoning
   Cut off from your people
2. Death by drowning
   Give a ram for a sacrifice

The text appears to assume the sex was consensual. The Bible is very unclear about whether it considered the rape of a slave by their master to be a legal issue; still, it's clear that you can't just do it to other people's slaves, which is a start.

1. Cut off from your people
   Death by stoning
2. Both!
   Neither

Separate chapters cover this issue twice. Seeking omens is very bad, and you should be both cut off AND stoned for it. The text does not specify in what order this should happen.

1. She will need a lot of therapy.
   The land shall turn to prostitution.
2. All the other dads will hate you.
   The land shall be conquered by the Hittites.

Again, we don't like to judge, but this is also good life advice: don't make your daughter become a prostitute. Even if the land doesn't turn to prostitution, it's still a bad idea.

1. Leave the room
   Hug them
2. Give them an offering of wine
   Stand up

The Bible cares a lot about looking after the elderly. Showing respect by rising and offering a seat is thus encouraged.

1. Support them until they are back on their feet
   Laugh at them
2. Give them a tax cut
   Cast them out, or the land shall be conquered by the Amorites

This is from Leviticus 35:37. If someone is going through a rough patch, we are commanded to help them and support them financially and with food until they can get their financial feet under themselves again. In that time, taking financial advantage of them is forbidden.

1. Monday
   The day after your period
2. Any day that there is a solar eclipse
   The Sabbath

Six days shall you labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath day, to be consecrated to the Lord your God. The holy book has it right here; taking time off has been shown to make people more effective workers, as well as healthier.

1. Parents
   Children
2. Priests
   Neighbors

This is also in Exodus. It's very important to respect and honor your parents, according to Biblical law.

1. To a brothel
   A place that there is a dead body
2. To the land of the Phoenicians
   To the riverside

Priests cannot be around dead bodies as they are unclean. That means the one rite priests would not do was a funeral.

1. A Hittite
   An Israelite
2. A Moabite
   A Persian

You can sell anyone as a slave except an Israelite. This is actually gentler than Exodus, which says you can sell your own daughter as a slave.

1. Widow
   Prostitute
2. Divorcee
   All of the above!

Priests can marry in Leviticus, but not within any of these categories. This is likely to avoid complications in the lives of priests.

1. On the top
   At the back
2. At the sides
   Anywhere

It's not clear what this means. Some people take it to mean they should have a long side-lock, but this is actually not an ancient tradition, being about 200-odd years old.

1. The same as a native.
   Enslave him!
2. Enslave him unless he is a Persian, in which case let him go.
   Give him bread then whip him out of the land.

The laws of hospitality are clear on this one. You have to treat immigrants the same as anyone else.

1. Chop off a limb
   Get a tattoo
2. Shave parts that are not on your head
   Clean it daily

What one might call extreme tattooing was practiced by many neighboring nations, where the pagan rites involved a lot of markings. This is why the Israelite law leaned hard in the other direction. Some say this also prohibits any piercing, including of the ears.

1. A year
   Two years
2. Four years
   It depends on the type of tree.

You have to let a tree mature before you eat from it. This is a rule that protects people in the long term, by forbidding them from giving in to short-term needs.

1. Two types of seed
   Free workers and slaves
2. Two types of animal
   A well and grain storage

Leviticus does not like mixed seed any more than it does mixed fabric. It says that planting two crops will cause them to be defiled! These days we know there are some types of crops where actually, this is a good idea. However, if the text is advising us to weed our fields, then it's quite right.

1. Grain
   Alcohol
2. Fat
   Insects

Leviticus says you should not eat fat or blood. This is "a lasting ordinance for the generations to come, wherever you live." This rule is probably about cleanliness more than health, given the technology of the time.

1. They should be made into wine.
   They should be left where they are.
2. They should be collected.
   The poor and foreigners get them.

Charity is very important to Leviticus. If the grapes fall, you should leave them, as they are designated for the poor and for immigrants.