1. A telephone
   A television
2. A teleportation device
   A telecommuter train

"Telly" is shorthand slang for a television set. Often, people use their telly to watch programmes on the BBC.

1. Garbage
   Erasers
2. Recycling
   Newspapers

Rubbish is the U.K. term for garbage, which gets put into a bin instead of a trashcan. Rubbish can also be used as an adjective to describe being bad at something, such as, "I'm utter rubbish at sports - that's why I don't play."

1. Super cool
   Universal truth
2. Sarcastic
   Nonsense, BS

It's not just part of the title of a Sex Pistols album telling you to never mind it, "bollocks" is a slang term for total BS nonsense. It can be used like, "That speeding ticket I got was total bollocks - I wasn't' going that fast!"

1. A blond
   A redhead
2. A type of curry
   A TV show

A ginger is a term for someone with red hair. Famous examples include Ron Weasley, Ed Sheeran, and Little Orphan Annie. Sadly, as all Whovians know, The Doctor has yet to be ginger.

1. Functional
   Broken
2. Made-up
   Edible

If something is buggered, it is worn out, broken and possibly ruined. If you run into your ex while on a date, your evening might be buggered. If your car gets a flat tire, it's buggered.

1. what drug you're on
   what you've been watching
2. what you're talking about
   what's on the telly

"What are you on about?" is a way of asking someone what they're talking about. It's usually said in casual conversation.

1. Fries
   Thin slices of fried potatoes that come in foil bags
2. Cards in a casino
   Pieces of chocolate

In the U.K., chips are French fries. They are served in pubs and restaurants but are also sold in greasy spoon places called "chippies." It's up to you whether you want to put vinegar on yours.

1. Crisps
   American chips
2. Slicies
   Bits

In the U.K., you can't ask for a bag of chips and get Lays. Instead, you need to ask for a packet of crisps. Try the prawn flavoured ones, they're ever so nice!

1. Derogatory term for someone who lives in a caravan park
   Prep school frat boy
2. Queen of the Mean Girls
   Teacher's Pet

A derogatory term for someone who lives in a caravan park. It's actually an acronym that stands for Council House And Violent.

1. Baked dough often covered in gravy
   A cookie
2. A dog treat
   A pretzel

In the U.K., a biscuit (sometimes called a biccy) is a cookie. Types of biscuits include Jaffa Cakes, Jammie Dodgers, and Digestives, which are about as appetizing as they sound.

1. An apartment
   A shoe with no heel
2. A piece of paper
   A handbag

In the U.S., someone rents an apartment. In the U.K., they let a flat.

1. Funny
   Attractive
2. Hungry
   Exhausted

If someone is completely exhausted and totally tired, they are knackered. You might be knackered after a hard day at work or after cleaning your flat.

1. Masking tape
   Painters tape
2. Scotch tape
   Video tape

Sellotape is more commonly known in the U.S. as Scotch tape. It's believed that the name originated because of Scotch tape's similarity to cellophane.

1. Your spouse
   Your friend
2. Your co-worker
   Your pet

A "mate" is a friend, and the word is used similarly to "buddy" or "pal" in U.S. slang. It's usually part of a greeting, such as "alright, mate?" to ask how your friend is doing.

1. Reckless
   Cowardly
2. Lucky
   Clumsy

While it sounds like they've gotten themselves into a sticky situation, being jammy is a good thing. Usually, it involves a bit of luck or a fluke, like winning the lottery.

1. Are you laughing?
   Are you crying?
2. What does that mean?
   You've got to be kidding!

This expression is often used to convey incredulity, such as, "You think George Lazenby is a better Bond than Sean Connery? Are you having a laugh?"

1. To eat
   To detest something
2. It's not plain or dull.
   Really, really want something

To fancy someone or something is to really want and/or desire the object of your fancy. It can be used with regards to inanimate objects, such as, "I fancy some chocolates," or a person on whom you have a crush, such as, "I fancy David Tennant."

1. Chatty
   Stunned
2. Violent
   Quiet

If someone is gobsmacked, they are so stunned that they bring their hand up and smack themselves in the mouth, aka gob. If someone told you you won the lottery, you would be gobsmacked.

1. A car that is parked
   A park designed to showcase classic cars
2. A parking lot or garage
   A car with a park in the backseat

A car park is a dual-defined term, meaning either a flat parking lot or a structured parking garage. It's a somewhat dull term, but a necessary one.

1. Prone to blushing
   In possession of a very round face
2. Upbeat and cheerful
   Playfully rude

A person is cheeky if they are playfully rude or impertinent. If someone is an outright flirt, they are often called cheeky.

1. Slept in
   Gotten out of doing their chores
2. Played hooky
   Broken the law

If someone has skivved off, they have played hooky to get out of going to school or their job. It is pronounced "skyved."

1. A gossip
   A garbageman
2. A tramp
   A nun

Slag is British slang for a tramp or a promiscuous person. In America, lower back tattoos are known as "tramp stamps," but in the U.K., they are called "slag tags."

1. Overjoyed
   Clumsy
2. Devastated
   Sick

Gutted is a common description for when someone is devastated and feel like they've been punched in the gut by shock and sadness. For instance, Luke Skywalker was gutted to find out Darth Vader is his father.

1. Urinating
   Milking a cow
2. Drinking heavily
   Making fun of someone or something

To take the p*ss is to make fun of someone or something. A more polite version is "taking the mick" or "taking the mickey," but those are seldom used except around children and authority figures. Shows like "South Park" that openly make fun of celebrities take the p*ss out of them.

1. A sporty car
   A flower worn on the wrist at a formal dance
2. A zucchini
   An eggplant

In the U.K., a zucchini is referred to by its French name, a courgette. This is one example of many French words making their way across the Channel into everyday British vernacular.

1. Ugly
   Cold
2. Dubious
   Illegal

If something is dodgy, it's a bit dubious and suspicious. The word can be applied to situations, like every episode of Scooby Doo, or to edible things, like that pasta that's been in the fridge for three months and will probably make you sick.

1. One who tosses their hair
   A tumble-dryer
2. A basketball player
   An a-hole

Be careful who you call a tosser! It often gets translated as "jerk" or "idiot," but it's actually closer to "a-hole" or "jackass."

1. They've lost their minds.
   They've lost the rights to a piece of land.
2. They can't follow the plot of a book.
   They misplaced their map.

If someone has "lost the plot," they've become insane or senile. For instance, many people think that Britney Spears lost the plot when she shaved her head.

1. A tech-wizard
   An idiot
2. A sweetheart
   A nerd

A "git" is an idiot, usually one of a hapless nature. Other similar words are dimwit, plonker and dolt.

1. Undergarments worn over genitals
   Something that is rubbish and lame
2. An article of clothing that covers your legs and often has pockets
   A and B

"Pants" can mean two things. As an adjective, it means something was lame and kind of crappy (as in, "ugh, that new Justin Bieber song is utter pants"). As far as clothing is concerned, pants is an abbreviation of "underpants," and is another word for underwear.

1. Jumpers
   Kilts
2. Overalls
   Trousers

What are called pants or slacks in the U.S. are called trousers in the U.K. This is true whether the apparel is casual or dressy.

1. A dress
   A sweater
2. A pogo stick
   A trampoline

While some in the U.S. mean a dress (or a song by Third Eye Blind) when they talk about a jumper, the term in the U.K. refers to a sweater. It usually refers to a pullover sweater, with cardigans being referred to as such.

1. Weird
   Wobbly
2. Ugly
   Illegal

If something is wonky, it's a bit wobbly and possibly broken. For instance, if your table leg is a bit wonky, you might want to put a book under it.

1. Happy
   Embarrassed
2. Full
   Lazy

If a person is pleased or happy, they might say they are chuffed. If they are extra happy, they are chuffed to bits. An example might be "I'm so chuffed you remembered my birthday!"

1. Healthy
   Angry
2. Crazy
   Attractive

If someone is attractive, people might say they are fit, much like someone in the US. would be hot. If the person is really attractive, someone might describe them as well fit.

1. An umbrella
   A truck
2. A shopping cart
   A lollipop

A trolly is a shopping cart to be used at grocery stores such as Asda or Tesco. As a way to stop people from stealing their trollies, some stores have rigged trollies to not work unless a pound coin is inserted.

1. A kiss
   A drink
2. A sandwich
   A sport

A snog is a kiss, but snogging is usually translated as making out. If you are well fit, people probably want to snog you!

1. A basketball court
   A sidewalk
2. A parking lot
   A skateboard

Despite "sidewalk" having a very solid explanation, Brits still refuse to use the word and call the paved strip on the side of the road "the pavement." They are still made of concrete, just like sidewalks.

1. You repeated yourself.
   You got laid off at work.
2. You booked two dates on the same night.
   You saw the same movie twice.

Not an uncommon term in troubling economic times, U.S. workers might find themselves laid off, while their U.K. counterparts have been made redundant. It's still not fun, no matter it's called.

1. Cheers
   Ta
2. Thanks
   All of the above

There are multiple ways to thank someone in the U.K. "Thanks" always works well, but "ta" and "cheers" are used in more informal settings. Cheers for taking this quiz!