1. What did you say?
   Are you crazy?
2. What are you up to?
   You want to fight me?

"What you sayin'?" is a way to ask what someone is doing. It's similar to saying, "What's up?" or "What's going on?"

1. A hot toddy drink
   Tim Horton's
2. A brand of cookies
   Canada's two dollar coin

Canada's national pride and joy of coffeeshops is Tim Horton's. Of course there are other national chains, but Tim Horton's is the one that's most associated with Canada.

1. A regular coffee with two creams and two sugars
   A double cheeseburger
2. Four bottles of Molson beer
   A double order of poutine

At Tim Horton's, there's the usual way you'd order your coffee, and it's the double-double -- regular coffee, two creams, two sugars. And they have an annual contest of rolling up the rim of your coffee cup to win free coffee.

1. A dozen doughnuts
   French fries
2. A breakfast sandwich
   Doughnut holes at Timmies

Timbits are doughnut holes from Tim Horton's. They're similar to Dunkin Donuts Munchkins.

1. Homo milk
   Whole cow juice
2. The Cream
   The Thick Stuff

This may be an unusual name outside of Canada, but homo is short of homogenized. The milk fat is usually at 3.25 percent. And you may be surprised to know that "homo milk" is printed on cartons.

1. Back bacon
   Canadian bacon
2. Bacon
   Jerky

Canadian bacon is technically a cured, smoked and cooked kind of pork, but back bacon in Canada doesn't have to be smoked or cured. It's just a cut of pork loin. Canadians also eat "regular" bacon and they are VERY serious about and obsessed with it.

1. Kumquats and dates
   Canadian version of KFC
2. Kale dip
   Macaroni and cheese

In Canada, what Americans sometimes call "the blue box," it's called Kraft Dinner or KD, which is probably as Canadian as eating poutine. And believe it or not, Canadians eat over 50 percent more of this Kraft Dinner than Americans do. They'll say "KD" when they mean any sort of mac and cheese meal.

1. Fizzy drink
   Soda pop
2. Soda
   Pop

Primarily in Canada, a soft drink is called pop, just like it is in the American Midwest and West. But if you go to Montreal, Quebec, (and other places such as Manitoba) you'll hear "soft drink."

1. A case of beer
   A two-by-four wooden board
2. A pan of brownies
   Eight boxes of Timbits

If you bring a two-four to a Canadian party, you'll be easily accepted. Or, you can come in with a suitcase (which is a 12-pack). Also, it's of note that "May two-four weekend" is the nickname for Victoria Day, which falls on the last Monday before the 25th of May; it's a play on words about drinking a case of beer during a long weekend.

1. Some Canadian pennies
   One dollar and two dollar coins
2. Hundred dollar bills
   Nickels and dimes

"Loonies" may sound a bit informal or offensive, but on the Canadian dollar coin, there's a picture of the loon, a bird with a distinctive cooing call. And "toonie" rhymes with loonie (also written as "twonie") By the way, Canadian pennies, although they can still be used, stopped being produced by the Royal Canadian Mint in 2012.

1. Leg
   Brain
2. Bicep
   Belly

Canadians love their beer, and Molson is a Canadian beer brand. So "Molson muscle" is a euphemism for one's beer belly.

1. Short for Mickey Mouse
   A Canadian car
2. Slipping someone drugs
   A small bottle of liquor

In America, a common size of a bottle of liquor is "a fifth" which is 750 mL, or around 25 ounces. But in Canada, it's half of that, a "mickey," 375 mL. It's about the size or amount that you could put in a flask.

1. Actual darts
   Beers
2. Cigarettes
   Potato chips

Darts are Canadian slang for cigarettes. But in Vancouver, with marijuana dispensaries, a dart now can mean a joint.

1. Just go home!
   Take a nap!
2. Just give up!
   Go for it!

Whether you're chugging a beer or just trying to get through the day, sometimes you just need to give'r (or give'er). Short for "give her a go," it's a saying of encouragement, (e.g., get it done!).

1. Brown-noser or overachiever
   A hockey fan
2. A patriotic Canadian
   A lazy person

We all have sayings for those who try too hard to impress, the one who is always raising their hands in class first, the obsequious sycophants ones among us. In Canada, this person is called a "keener."

1. Scarf
   Gloves
2. Winter hat
   Coat

Toque (or tuque) is uniquely a Canadian term for a winter hat -- specifically the woolen kind that you can pull over your ears. Americans would call this a beanie. If it has a pom-pom on the top, then it's definitely Canadian.

1. Girdle
   Gonch
2. Gotch
   Gitch

Call it gitch, gotch or gonch (or ginch) -- it's Canadian slang for underwear -- especially if it's men's underwear. If you want to give someone a wedgie, then you do a "gonch-launch" or a "gotch-pull."

1. Slip-on casual shoes
   Sandals
2. Gloves
   Athletic shoes

Runners don't just mean running shoes. In Canada, they mean any kind of athletic shoes -- similar to sneakers in the U.S.

1. Turn left, go straight
   Go straight, turn right
2. Turn left, turn right
   Turn right, turn left

In Canada, the way to give directions is with men's names. There's also hang a Louie, hang a Ralph. If you want to go straight, you say "Hang a Sam" and if you want to make a u-turn, you say "Hang a Ulysses." But this language has been used in America as well -- but currently, it's just with directions instead of names.

1. Going out to smoke
   Going to the bathroom
2. Going to bed
   Going out for a drive, ride or a good time

Going out for a rip can mean a few things in Canada. It could mean a drive -- like off-roading or taking a ride on a snowmobile. But it can also mean going out to get drunk. It can also mean just going out with friends to have a good time.

1. Kilometers
   Miles
2. Meters
   Feet

Interestingly, Canadians are sometimes caught in between the English and metric system of measurements, but klicks refers to the metric system. Klicks is also a military term for kilometers.

1. Very quiet
   Crazy happenings, chaos
2. Nice, respectable
   Mean, hostile

This is a hockey term that's become more commonplace. When something or someone is a gong show (also known as a gonger), then it's just madness which may or may not involve alcohol. But it could be used positively, too--crazy good or crazy bad, it all depends.

1. Melee
   Kerfuffle
2. Brouhaha
   Fiasco

The word "kerfuffle" is Scottish in origin, and after French-Canadians, Scottish-Canadians are the largest group of Canadians with European ancestry. But kerfuffle made its first appearance in Canadian English. Kerfuffle is usually a minor argument or scuffle -- nothing major.

1. Muttering
   Making obscene gestures
2. Throwing things at each other
   Trash-talking

You can see this in the hockey rink or with gamers, but chirping is raining verbal abuse on someone else. Another term for this is "beaking."

1. Patio
   Coffee table
2. Dining room table
   Couch

Admittedly, "chesterfield" is probably an older Canadian slang word -- maybe you'll hear older parents or grandparents say it. So the word is dying out as younger Canadians say "couch" now. Chesterfield has its origins from Britain, where it was a type of leather couch.

1. Quebec chair
   Canada chair
2. Muskoka chair
   Yukon chair

Some would say that there are are some differences between the Adirondack and Muskoka chairs, and other would say it's just a name difference. Both chairs are styled similarly. But if you're heading to your cottage or cabin for May two-four weekend, you'll be splitting a two-four with your family and friends while sitting in Muskoka chairs.

1. Water closet
   Washroom
2. Restroom
   Powder room

Specifically, "washroom" is a euphemism for a public toilet. Washroom was originally an American word, but now Americans use "restroom" more often.

1. Elec company
   Hydro
2. The Service
   AC/DC

Canada utilizes hydroelectricity for its citizens, and many of the electrical companies have "hydro" in their names. So a hydrofield contains a line of transmission towers, and a hydroline or hydropole transmission lines or poles. If a Canadian is talking about their electric bill, they'll call it the hydro bill.

1. Manitown
   Winnie the Pooh Town
2. Winnie-Peggy
   The Peg

Winnipeg, Manitoba goes by The Peg or Peg City. It's Manitoba's largest city and the province's capital. Another nickname Winnipeg has due to its cold winter temperatures is "Winterpeg."

1. Toronto
   Vancouver
2. Ottawa
   Montreal

Toronto has a lot of nicknames (T Dot, Big Smoke, Hogtown), but when Drake's "Views from the 6" dropped in 2014, "The 6" (also written as The Six or The 6ix) became popular. It's not entirely clear what it means but some theories include that it's from the area codes 416 and 647. It could also be referring to Toronto's six boroughs, East York, Etobicoke, North York, Scarborough, Toronto and York, became one city in 1998.

1. Vancouver, British Columbia
   Banff, Alberta
2. Calgary, Alberta
   Hamilton, Ontario

Calgary, Alberta is Canada's third largest city and Alberta's largest city. "Cowtown" refers to the city's history of being leaders in cattle and meatpacking industries. Although Calgary has other commerce focuses now, the Calgary Stampede, a rodeo and festival still happens every year since its start over a century ago, and cowboy culture still a part of Calgary's culture and identity.

1. Deke
   Big fake
2. Ghosting
   Whip around

"Deke" (pronounced "deek") is short for decoy, and it's Canadian in origin. To deke is to pretend to be moving in one direction and then go in another. You can also use deke outside of the context of hockey, e.g., if you're being evasive or you're trying to avoid someone, you'd deke out.

1. Lazy mess
   Pickerel
2. Goal suck
   Puck hungry

A goal suck is a forward who does not want to get involved in defensive play and always hangs back away from it. And based on the word, it's not a nice thing to be called.

1. Toilet
   On hold on the phone
2. Unemployment
   In prison

"On pogey" is another way of saying you're "on the dole." The origins seem to be from older English and Scottish words which mean "the poorhouse" or "the workhouse". It can also mean someone who is on welfare benefits.

1. Beauty
   Hoser
2. Mickey
   Beavertail

Associated with being uncultured and boorish, the term "hoser" became popular from the TV show, "The Great White North" by the characters Bob and Doug McKenzie. But the etymology has some origin stories including when hockey was played outdoors and without Zamboni machines, the losing team had to hose the ice to make it smooth again. Being "hosed" also means being drunk, so being a hoser would mean being a drunk.