How Well Do You Understand Women?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Well Do You Understand Women?
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About This Quiz

If you have a woman in your life, whether she is a wife, girlfriend, sister or friend, you know that they can be confusing. If there is one thing that is almost universally accepted as truth in life, it is that men simply don't understand women. And when we say that men don't understand them, we mean they don't understand women at all. Of course, this isn't entirely true; some guys understand women really well. If you are one of those guys, congratulations! It sure must be nice. 

But for the majority of men in the world, women are a puzzle that they just can't figure out, no matter how hard they try. Part of what makes women so alluring is that they are so confusing. Just as soon as you think you have your girlfriend figured out, you realize that you don't have a clue. 

What about you?  Do you know the women in your life like the back of your hand, or are you constantly confused when it comes to relationships with women?  Are you a guy that knows what women want, or have you given up even trying, or are you somewhere in between? Take this quiz and find out. But if you don't do really well, whatever you do, don't show it to your girlfriend. 

Do you know the difference between leggings and tights?
Uhh. What?
Aren't they the same?
I am pretty sure.
Of course.
Have any of your girlfriends ever called you their best friend?
No, that would be odd.
No. Is that bad?
Yes, one did.
Yes, all sorts of them have.
Do you usually know how to help your girlfriends feel satisfied in bed?
I am not sure what you're talking about.
Umm. No.
Sure, unless they have some big hangup.
Yes, of course I do.

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What do you do when your girl is having her time of the month?
Tease her.
Avoid her.
Try and be super sensitive.
Nothing, I act the same way.
Does she look fat in those pants?
Yup
Maybe a little
I would never say.
She looks awesome in anything she wears.
Why does she have so many shoes?
Because she is spoiled
Because she has a trust fund
Because she is a slave to fashion
Because she likes shoes

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Do you understand women that complain about their breasts being too big?
No, that is just silly.
No, but I pretend to.
Sure, that must be uncomfortable.
Sure, sometimes women don't want to stand out.
Why do women need all of those pillows?
I have no idea.
Yeah, what a waste.
I honestly am not sure.
Who cares, if they like them?
Why do women spend so much on bras?
Yeah, that is so dumb.
You would think they wouldn't.
That is an odd question.
For comfort

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Why do girlfriends nag all the time?
Good question. I don't get it at all.
Because they are mean.
They aren't trying to nag.
Because they care about us.
Do women think a lot about sex?
Of course not
I don't think so.
Some do.
Yep
Why do women always want to get married?
I know, it is super lame.
I have no idea.
They want committment.
They don't.

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Do women like it if a guy sticks up for them?
Of course, they need that.
No, they hate it.
Not usually
If it is done in the right way, they do.
How many guys is it appropriate for a woman to have slept with before you?
0
2
10
Whatever they feel like.
Do you get along with feminists?
I would, but they all hate me.
No, I don't get them at all.
I think so.
Obviously

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Do women want me to be jealous?
Totally
No, they hate that.
Most women do.
Maybe a little
Do women fantasize about other men?
No, they don't have that in them.
Of course they don't.
Some do.
Well, yeah. They are human.
How much do women gossip?
They do it all the time.
They do it sometimes.
They never do it.
All women are different.

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Do women like to do chores?
Sure, they are programmed to do it.
No, they hate it.
Most of them do.
No, but they might enjoy taking care of you.
Will women always tell the truth?
No, all of them lie.
Most of them do.
Yes, for the most part.
Some do and some don't.
Will women tell you their friends' secrets?
They better.
Oh man, I hope not.
Not if they are good friends.
Sure, women tell me everything.

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How much should a good pair of shoes cost a woman?
50 dollars
100 dollars
200 dollars
300 or more dollars
What should a woman do while you're watching the football game?
Make me food.
Watch it with me.
Leave for the day.
Whatever she wants.
Would you mind if your girlfriend hung out with her ex?
Yeah, I would be so mad.
I would hate it.
I would be fine.
I would be a litle jealous, but I would be cool with it.

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Who should pay on the first date?
Me
Her
We should go Dutch.
Whoever picks up the check.
Could you work for a woman boss?
Never
Yes, but I wouldn't like it.
I would love that!
Obviously
Do you like to cuddle?
I hate that.
I can handle it.
I love it.
Sometimes

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Do you get along with your mother?
Not very well
No, we fight constantly.
She is my best friend.
Yes, she is a good woman.
What word describes you?
Tough
Cool
Kind
Understanding
Would you ever take a solo vacation?
Sure, I would prefer that.
No, that is weird.
I might.
Yes, it is important to have your own life in a relationship.

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