How Will You Fare When the Rapture Comes?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

How Will You Fare When the Rapture Comes?
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About This Quiz

The Rapture does not really care if you are ready for it to happen or not. The Rapture will come when all the signs have pointed in its direction, and the heavenly father thinks the time is right. Skip the public embarrassment that might come when you're standing at the pearly gates on judgment day or looking at the sky hoping to be taken—find out where you are going with this quiz!

It doesn't matter if you are devoutly religious or you are a holiday churchgoer. Your relationship with the holy trinity is no one's business but your own, and there's no certain level of belief required to get through our questions. In fact, we are going to look at the way you've lived your life rather than your biblical knowledge or even your feelings about religion. 

If you've broken one of the Ten Commandments, we might look over less severe offenses. Religion is about love, and we will be merciful in our judgment. Once we see what kind of person you've been, the kind of heart you have and the things you think are right or wrong, we'll know exactly how well you'll do when the Rapture comes. Will you be draped in the finest of silk, or will you need to pack the sunscreen? 


Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed?
Sloth
Gluttony
Greed
Wrath

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Are you at all the spiritual type?
I'm more religious than spiritual.
I used to be more spiritual than I am now.
I believe in the darker forces.
I am a spiritual person.

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Do you frequently read religious texts?
I read every day.
I reference them sometimes.
I quote them during arguments.
I read along during sermons.

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Have you ever stolen anything?
When I was a kid, I did.
I've stolen office supplies.
I've stolen a few hearts.
I can honestly say I haven't stolen anything.

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Do you meditate or pray more often?
Both are good for the soul.
I scream more often.
I meditate a lot more.
I tend to pray more often.

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Would you ever yell at someone in traffic?
I would never yell at anyone.
Guilty!
I do more than yell.
I might give them a dirty look.

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Which of these apostles do you know the most about?
Thomas
Peter
Paul
Judas

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Have you ever attended a baptism ceremony?
I've been to many of them.
I've only been to mine.
I don't know what that is.
I've never been to one.

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How scary do you find the Book of Revelations?
It keeps me up at night.
I haven't read it.
I think it's kind of cool.
It scares me enough to make me behave.

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Do you believe in miracles?
They happen every day.
I'm on the fence.
I believe in science.
I won't rule them out.

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Which religious movie would you watch again?
"The Passion of Christ"
"The Da Vinci Code"
"The Exorcist"
"War Room"

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What are your feelings about Christmas?
It's a time of celebration.
It's not my favorite time of year.
I prefer Cinco de Mayo.
I like exchanging gifts.

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How would you react to seeing an angel?
I would drop to my knees in honor.
I would get out my phone.
I would call my optometrist.
I would start repenting.

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If you could visit a biblical country, which one would it be?
Egypt
Cyprus
Rome
Israel

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Which word fills you with the most hope?
Rainbow
Family
Money
Love

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What sort of heart would your best friend say you have?
Generous
Confused
Black
Soft

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Are you good at forgiving people who have wronged you?
It's in my nature.
Somethings cannot be forgiven.
I forgive, but I don't forget.
I can hold grudges for a long time.

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Do you try to practice the "golden rule"?
I always practice it.
I don't like rules.
I break it sometimes.
I'm not familiar with it.

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How would your coworkers describe you when you are tired?
Silly
Mean
Angry
Resigned

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Which trait do you admire most in others?
Dedication
Confidence
Friendliness
Honesty

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Would you get married in a church?
I did!
No one said anything about marriage.
I would rather get married in Vegas.
I would consider it.

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Have you ever been told that you are petty?
I've never heard that about myself.
I'm sure it's been said.
I'll say it.
I don't think that word fits me.

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What is your favorite part of Easter?
Services
Chocolate
Dinner
Baskets

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Which of the following things are you most likely to donate?
Time
Clothes
Cash
Furniture

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If you had one wish for the world, what would it be?
Peace
Water
Equality
Food

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Do you think we're alone in the universe?
Heaven only knows.
I think there's something out there.
It's arrogant to think we're alone.
I think we're it.

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How do you feel about modern-day snake handlers?
It's their right.
I've never heard of it.
It's insane.
I can think of worse things to do.

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Which biblical story is most inspiring?
The Book of Job
The Crucifixion
Jonah and the Whale
Noah's Ark

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Do you ever tell lies to your closest friend?
I would never tell a lie.
White lies don't hurt anyone.
Everyone lies.
I try to avoid it.

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Which biblical creature would you never want to encounter in a dark alley?
Giant
Cherubim
Leviathan
Pit locust

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