If You Answer Half of These Questions It Might Be Love at First Sight

By: Tasha Moore

If You Answer Half of These Questions It Might Be Love at First Sight
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About This Quiz

If you can read this message without getting too emotional about that special someone, heed the advice that many lovesick folks refuse. Tread lightly; don't run with your lethal dose of love for your maybe boo. Answer our richly romantical questions with your most heartfelt responses, and we'll definitely reveal whether the pain in your stomach is from butterflies or from bad gas. 

You probably have never had someone pull you aside and assist in vetting your love issues. Once we unravel and analyze those mystery feelings, you'll thank us for saving your ego, because deep-seated emotions cause people to do crazy things. You're more likely to be tolerant of terrible habits, bad behavior and the very personal body odors of the other person. Admit it, please-me-mine bae can do no wrong when you're drowning in love. We'll throw you a lifeline.

On the other hand, mere physical attraction saves you the emotional agony, while just crushin' on some random cutie is the most liberating of all romance habits. A hard fall from failed love can propel you into the apathy realm, which is why you must allow us to help sort your true feelings about your maybe bae early on.

Are you ready to receive the truth about your feelings for you-know-who? Don't worry; you can handle it. Check up on love after a scroll.

1 Thinking alone When you're completely alone, how do your thoughts about this person play out?
I know for sure that they are telepathically communicating with me. I just know it.
For just a few seconds, there are too many thoughts.
No thought necessary
No thoughts, just bare visuals

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2 Chicken strips You paid for a three-piece chicken strip meal, but the restaurant gave you four strips. Who do you tell the good news to first?
My bae
My mom
My friend
The restaurant supervisor. My stomach can't handle another strip.

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3 Valentines Days Valentine's Day is six months away, and you're ________.
Buying bae the best Valentine's Day gift imaginable, right now
Wondering if I'll score the night of ... with anyone
Buying bae a Valentine's Day gift, but saving the receipt
Doing me

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4 Chef What are your plans when you find out that the object of your alleged attraction is a culinary instructor?
I plan to run into them at their school during class.
I plan to sniff them. I mean, I plan to smell the aromas of the dishes they are cooking.
I plan to change my career to that of a chef and sign up for their class over and over and over and over ...
I plan to run the other way to the store for antacid relief.

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5 Stuck in traffic You're stuck in traffic with your potential boo. What thoughts are you harboring?
I hope this traffic clears. I need a bathroom break.
They're lookin' sexy in the driver's seat, in a super-frustrated-after-sitting-in-a-hot-car-with-no-AC-for-25-minutes kind of way. So hot!
Thinking: Oh, my driver's so cute. Saying: Oooh, I just got a text that my order is ready for pick up. Can you get off at the nearest exit?
May this parking lot called a traffic jam never disperse.

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6 Intel on ex Intel about your alleged attraction's ex surfaces. Do you care?
I'm just a tad curious about pretend boo's taste.
Only if they're hotter than me
I hired the private investigator who dug it all up.
What's there to care about? Don't answer that!

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7 Pet name What pet name have you already chosen for this person?
Five minutes
Twitch
No
Mine

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8 Pancakes Do you make extra pancakes just in case the object of your affection happens to call for an impromptu meet-up at 7 a.m. on a weekday?
Right, and I pour extra Pepto in the batter too.
Skip the pancakes! At 7 a.m. on a workday, we still have five minutes to flip something on the couch.
You're such a mind reader.
Sure, I'll do that right after I read my notifications.

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9 Anchovies You're terribly allergic to anchovies. Your future boo loves anchovies. So it makes sense that you would ________.
Stock up on allergy meds
Say I ate them when I didn't
Skip the anchovies
Skip "future boo"

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10 Message notification OMG! You receive an online notification that your maybe main squeeze viewed your profile. What's the first thing to be done?
Giggle for 30 minutes straight
Special-order our wedding invitations
I don't even know this person ... wait, I do?
My bad. I forgot to purge my messages. That was months ago.

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11 Special place in heart Is it true that the special place in your heart that you reserve only for the hottest celebrity has been closed?
Permanently
Sub-leased
Just for renovation
The tenants were evicted.

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12 Uninhibited What happens to your inhibitions when the two of you meet?
Nothing
They simmer for five minutes.
No-nos miraculously morph into yes-yeses!
They get stronger.

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13 Giggling Lately, have friends and family members been asking you out of the blue, "What's so funny?"
Yes, and my response: "The concept of falling in love."
Lately, I get asked, "Why are you walking so funny?"
Yeah, and that question is always funny when it comes to imaginary boo.
I can't hear them. My heart is beating too loudly when I LOL at the thought of my pretend boo pretend-tickling me.

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14 Displaced concerns of future Any concerns about your future have dissipated since you met this probable partner, right?
"As real as it may seem, it was only in my dreams ..."
I have no plans beyond five minutes.
"The sun'll come out tomorrow!"
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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15 Expert on love How did you get to become such an expert in relationships so fast?
Here's some advice: RUN!
Naw, I'm just a squirrel out here tryin' to get a nut.
Here's some advice: Tee-hee, hee, hee!!
Because I've been in a relationship for, like, forever ... in my head, ya know?

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16 Smiling at dentist You're smiling while getting your tooth pulled?
Yaas! The dentist is cute. So is the receptionist.
Yeah, fantasizing about a very special five minutes.
Wouldn't it be great if my pretend bae was my dentist? We'd get to be so close.
Yup, thinking of all the heartache I'm avoiding.

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17 Turtleneck Your childhood friend in the passenger seat just mocked someone who cut you off while the two of you are on the road. The offender is wearing a turtle neck shirt. Your love interest wears a lot of turtle neck shirts. Do you pull over and make your friend walk the rest of the way?
No need to walk. There are still buses that run at 2 a.m. Adios!
At 2 a.m., I'd pull over to ask my attractive friend, "Do you have a quick five minutes to spare?"
No way; follow that car! Turtle neck was cute!
I'd pull over and confess love for my friend.

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18 Happy doing dishes A family member asks why you were just talking to yourself and cooing while doing a mound of dishes. Your response?
If you talk to bubbles in just the right way, they'll do just about anything for you.
That was the sound of me reciting my anti-L-O-V-E manifesto.
I'm getting ready for when pretend bae and I have our first fight.
I was just mackin' on Mr. Clean. You know, he's kinda cute in a cartoony sorta way.

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19 Running into wall What do you want us to do if you mistakenly knock yourself out because you ran headfirst into a wall to practice a chance encounter with you-know-who?
Save yourself and leave. After I wake up, I'm crushin' on the first living entity I lay my eyes on.
Please don't touch me.
If at first you don't succeed ...
Someone, please call 9-1-1. I feel my body gettin' cold!

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20 Blocked on social media Your mutual friend is exhausted from dodging all your questions about maybe bae. They resort to blocking you on social media. Do you care?
I'm that friend who blocks for stuff like that.
What's the big deal? Answer the questions. It'll only take five minutes.
Where there's a block, there's a new friend request from a fake account of an "old friend" from third grade who can't wait to DM about you-know-who.
I'm too busy looking at cute profile pics to care.

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21 volatile feelings How shall we describe the person who has to hear about your volatile feelings for please-be-my-baby bae every 5 minutes?
Poor thing
Fresh meat
Cute
Mirror, mirror on the wall

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22 Skydiving All of a sudden, you plan to go skydiving in 20 minutes. What's the reason for the impulse during your lunch break?
YOLO!
You never know who you can meet at an altitude of 18,000 feet. I hear it only takes five minutes.
You never know if bae is into that sort of thing.
I'd rather jump from a plane than listen to my co-worker's questions about a mutual friend they're in love with.

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23 Cheese pizza Aww. Wouldn't it be cute if pretend boo raked the plaque off their tongue while eating cheesy pizza with you at the dinner table?
Awww!!
Did somebody say tongue?
Aw, h*ll to the naw naw!
I think I'm gonna be sick ...

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24 Smells Human smells are not so bad. Human smells are not so bad. Say it again ...
(Face with open mouth vomiting emoji)
Bae's smells are TERRIFIC!
Just one fart ruins the fantasy.
Human smells are not so bad ... at first.

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25 Thinking of songs What are the song lyrics that come to mind when you think of that person?
"Tell me I'm in love."
"When I kiss your lips, I feel the rolling thunder to my fingertips."
"Deep within, I'm in love!!!"
"La, la, la, la, la, la"

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26 Tap dance Categorize these activities: tap-dancing to choral music, sipping root beer soda through a straw with your nose, riding a grease-slicked electric bull.
"No more charades; my heart's been displayed."
What happens in Vegas ...
The things we do for love
What people do for money

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27 Animal noise Mom says, "I heard all sorts of animal noises coming from your room last night." You say, ________.
Watching nature TV shows is such a more constructive use of my time than chasing fake love.
Animals are so cute.
No animals were harmed in the making of this video.
My mating call is turned all the way up these days.

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28 Compassionate On a scale of 1 to Mother Teresa 10, how compassionate is make-believe bae?
Compassion? Is that another way of saying adorable?
Five
Mother Teresa has nothing on bae when it comes to compassion.
Don't be ridiculous.

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29 Picking a fight You pick a fight with your wanna-be special someone because ...
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
I gotta have something to fantasize about for the next several days.
I love it when insta-bae frowns, like in their profile pics.
I wanna fight. Duh!?

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30 End of situationship How do you imagine your "situationship" ending?
I don't.
Happy
Quickly
It was finished before it began.

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