If You Were a Horse, What Kind Would You Be?

By: Ian Fortey

If You Were a Horse, What Kind Would You Be?
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About This Quiz

There are a lot of magical animals out there in the world. Is there anything stronger than the bond between a boy and his dog? And have you ever had a chance to swim with dolphins as they frolic and play in the sea alongside you? Have you ever had a chance to ride a unicorn through lush fields of lavender? Maybe not that last one since unicorns are pretty rare these days. But do you know what's not that rare and about as close to a unicorn as you're ever going to get in this lifetime?  A horse!

Even though a horse is missing that single, magical horn, it's still a pretty wonderful animal. But the thing is, how do you choose a single one, especially if you're trying to figure out which horse you might be if you ever had the opportunity to, you know, be a horse. You have wondered what kind of horse you'd be if you could be one, right? Would you be an Appaloosa? A Mustang? A Shire horse? Lots of choices to make and not a lot of time! The best thing for you is to answer some questions, and we'll just tell you what kind of horse you'd be!

It's important to keep active, so how do you like to get your exercise?
I could go for a run.
I'll hit the gym.
I dunno, maybe Zumba. Is that a thing still?
I'll lift weights.

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If you were ever going to be a professional athlete, what sport would you master?
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Boxing

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How do you like to spend a lazy, hot summer's day when you have nothing important to do?
Go play a round of golf or something
Hit the beach
Just laze around
Party

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What's your favorite fast food restaurant of all time?
Taco Bell
Wendy's
McDonald's
Five Guys

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What Netflix original series do you need to binge as soon as a new season comes out?
"Stranger Things"
"BoJack Horseman"
"Orange Is the New Black"
"G.L.O.W"

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Which Avenger is clearly the best of all the Avengers?
Iron Man
Black Widow
Ant-Man
The Hulk

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Where would you be most likely to take someone on a first date?
Something like mini golf or bowling
Walk on the beach, maybe
Dinner and a movie
Hit up a club for some dancing

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Are you a competitive sort of person or not?
Definitely
Not really
Sure, sometimes
There's no competition, I always win.

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What was your favorite subject when you were in high school?
Gym class!
It was all the same for the most part.
History
I skipped a lot so, you know...

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If you could have any of these cars, which one would you pick?
Lamborghini
Ferrari
Tesla
Mustang

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Not all burgers are created equal. What's the best way to prepare a burger?
Bacon and cheese!
I love it with some avocado.
Cheese, tomato, lettuce, ketchup
Put everything on it!

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If you're in the mood for a soft drink, what are you going to grab?
Mountain Dew
Ginger Ale
Coke is good
Why can't I have a beer?

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Which Disney princess do you most relate to?
Ariel
Cinderella
Snow White
Mulan

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If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you most like to go?
New York
Paris
Disney World
Las Vegas

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This question is extremely important. Who was the best Golden Girl?
Dorothy
Blanche
Rose
Sophia

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Do you tend to watch what you eat or not?
I eat really well.
I'm on a strict diet.
I just eat normal food.
I eat whatever I want.

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If you're at the bar and someone's buying a round, what are you going to drink?
Martini
Wine
Beer me!
Scotch

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How well do you think you work in a group with others?
Pretty well
I think I do better alone.
I do great in groups.
Ugh. No groups.

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What's the greatest retro gaming system of all time?
Turbo Grafix 16
Sega Genesis
NES
Sony PlayStation

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What's the best kind of sandwich mankind ever created?
Ham and cheese
Turkey and swiss
PB & J
Just a big, crazy sandwich full of everything

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Which city would you most like to live in?
New York
New Orleans
Miami
Las Vegas

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What's your absolute favorite type of cuisine to eat?
Italian
Middle Eastern
Just good home cookin'
Mexican

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If you get picked to be someone's Secret Santa, do you go all out?
I'll get something cool and practical.
I'll get something that looks great.
Eh, I'll get something at a gas station.
I'm probably going over budget.

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If you're heading to the beach for an afternoon, what do you plan on doing while you're there?
Maybe some volleyball or Frisbee or something active
Lying out and looking good
Swim, probably
A cookout

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If you need to go on a long trip somewhere, what would be your favorite way to travel?
Plane
Cruise ship
Train
Road trip

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Which member of the Justice League do you feel the most like?
The Flash
Wonder Woman
Is Alfred an option?
Batman

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Where were you most likely to sit on the first day of a new class back in school?
Middle of the room
Front of the room
Wherever there was a free seat
Back of the room

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If you won an all-expense paid trip for two to some exotic location, who would you take with you?
My significant other
A date
Someone in my family
My best friend

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How often do you find yourself shopping at second-hand stores?
Once in a while
Never
All the time
I'll wander through them sometimes.

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If you had access to a time machine, what period in history would you go visit?
The Dark Ages
The Renaissance
The early days of America
I want to see some dinosaurs.

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