If You Were an RPG Character, What Would Your Greatest Skill Be?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
If you're in the middle of something that's just for fun, would you consider stopping to help a colleague who asks for help with a work thing?
Only if I'd need help too
Of course I would.
No, I don't think so.
Probably not, for fear I'd mess it up

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How often do you attend religious services?
Never. I don't believe in any of that stuff.
I go for all the major holidays.
I go every week.
I go when I feel like it.

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How do you deal with confrontation with your loved ones?
I argue my side, always.
I take in the criticism, repeat it back, and try to adjust my behavior accordingly.
I try to avoid it at all costs.
I rephrase my side a few ways to make them understand.

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Which of these acts, in theory performed by you, scares you the most?
Officiating at a wedding
Sewing up someone's wounds
Running the hundred yard dash
Singing in public

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What do you think happens after one passes away?
Nothing
Some kind of long dream
Heaven or hell
I have no idea.

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How would you feel if you were required to go to a bad neighborhood to attend an evening event?
Fine. I'd just watch my back.
I'd be excited to do it.
I'd be terrified!
I'd be a little sketched out.

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Which of these movie genres do you like best?
Hard Science Fiction
Feel-good Romantic Comedy
Sword and Sandal
Dance Movies

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Which of these job descriptions appears closest to your job?
Starving artist
Technician
Software engineer
Financial services professional

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How often do you tidy your sock drawer?
Never
Once a year
Once a week
Once a decade

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How often do you cook your own dinner from scratch?
A few times a week
Once a year
Never
Once a week

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How well do you tolerate the heat when the temperature gets into the high 90s?
I'm fine with it.
I can get headaches.
I melt.
I adore the heat.

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Which of these kinds of live entertainment would you prefer to see?
A mentalist
A TED talk
An MMA match
A Springsteen concert

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Where would you like to go on a road trip with friends?
Las Vegas
Los Angeles
Boston
Miami

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What activity bonds you to your parents?
Griping about politics
Hunting
Talking about science
Sports

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What do you and your worst ex agree on?
Religion
TV
Politics
Music

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How long was your longest romantic relationship?
Six months
Seven years or more
Two years
A year or less

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How do you deal with confrontations in the workplace?
I get right up in their faces!
I try to keep things calm and lower my tone.
I get the other person to open up so they feel listened to.
I just listen, agree, and walk away, even if I don't agree.

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Which of these activities frustrates you the least?
Cooking disasters
Social awkwardness
Computer problems
Navigating with a paper map

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Of what stage of your life are you proudest?
My high school days
The beginning of my career
My childhood
College

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How often are you surprised by the twist in horror movies?
Never. I'm never surprised by anything.
Frequently. Isn't that the fun of it?
A lot of the time, but I often think up a twist that would also work just as well.
Usually, and I'm fine with that!

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What do you do to stay involved in your wider community?
Nothing
I help out at the soup kitchen.
I sweep the streets after a storm.
I mentor young kids.

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Which of these places is a place you would dream of living?
On the beach
In the mountains
In Europe
In Asia

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If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do with the money?
I'd buy a better house.
I'd let my parents retire.
I'd go take classes in things I'd like to learn.
I'd invest it, immediately.

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Which of these things would you most want to do before returning to your home town for a high school reunion?
Find out how everyone is doing beforehand
Become more sophisticated
Get in shape
Get a promotion

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Who do you turn to when you need personal advice?
My parents
My mentor
My boss
My best friend

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Which of these TV shows have you followed at some point?
"Supernatural"
"ER"
"Mail Call"
"The Voice"

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Which of these archaic weapons would you want in a real world fight?
Crossbow
Buckler
Hand and a half sword
Rapier

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How strong is your compulsion to go all in when you deliberately assume a risk?
I think I can hold back a long time.
Very strong
Overwhelming
Not too strong

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How would you prefer to spend your spare time?
Expressing myself creatively
Traveling
Gaming
Reading

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Of these RPGs, which RPG (tabletop, LARP, or video game) do you like the best?
"Red Dead Redemption 2"
"7th Sea"
"Werewolf: The Apocalypse"
"Call of Cthulhu"

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