Interpret These Slang Words and Phrases and We’ll Guess Your Age

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Interpret These Slang Words and Phrases and We’ll Guess Your Age
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About This Quiz

Theories about language and slang have changed over the years. In the past, there were few hard and fast rules about spelling, let alone word creation. With the advent of the dictionary, word choice suddenly took on a whole new meaning. Slang never stopped coming into existence, but the use of specific slang told the listener quite a lot. Slang choices say things about class, about education, about geographic origins, about what one aspires to and about one's intentions. Slang is about more than just use or misuse of words. It's about creating new, idiomatic expressions that give the speaker an avenue for self expression, either ruder, cruder or more specific, all to make a point.

Every generation has had its slang. The late 1800s produced the book "The Rogue's Lexicon," a compendium of street slang mostly used by the criminal classes in New York City. Subcultures produce their own slang, though they might think of that more as trade terminology. We've learned to control for culturally specific slang, coming up with a way to figure out your age by your interpretation of slang expressions. The accuracy of our test is absurd. Are you ready to put us to the test? Then let us put your slang knowledge to the test!

Time to translate for us: What would you say it meant if someone or something is super "ginchy"?
Yeet!
Phat
Rad
Groovy

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Woah, man! What's going on if you have a cow?
I'm a farmer.
I'm freaking out.
I'm doing pretty well in life.
I'm confused.

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Here's a question for Salt Bae: When someone is salty, what's going on with them?
They're annoyed.
They're sweaty.
They're tired.
They're swearing.

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What would you say was going on if someone had it made in the shade?
They were building something cool away from prying eyes.
They were kissing someone in private.
They were out of danger.
They were riding high on the hog.

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Let's turn a noun into a verb. What does it mean if you're adulting?
It means doing grown-up things for yourself that you'd usually leave to your parents to take care of for you.
It means you're proud of doing something any normal person considers "life".
It means you're not adulting.
It means you're a child.

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Dude! Is being gnarly a good thing?
It isn't!
Yeah! It means you're tough.
It's the best thing you can be, if you're being something, b!
I don't think so, probably.

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Antithesis isn't the word here: What's the antithesis (or opposite) of "no duh"?
Maybe
No
I'm confused.
Yes duh.

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Let's load a word with tons of meaning. What is "dope"?
My Insta.
My startup.
My car.
What?

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You probably know someone on allergy meds. But who of the following people is on fleek?
Beyonce
A zeek
Eddie Vedder
Neil Armstrong

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Here's something that sounds like it could be a popular baby name these days: What's a zeek?
A peck on the cheek
A whiff of reek
A hot geek
A little peek

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Let's keep things odd. What do you mean if your response is "not even"?
Totally different
Not quite
Doubt it
Close but no cigar

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We have a Zen koan for you. What does a thirsty person want?
Romance
Alcohol
Success
Water

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This one reads like a graduate philosophy thesis: If something is butter, what is it?
Unhealthy
Tasty
Smooth
Slippery

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Let's be conversational. How would you cut the gas?
Ride a bike to work.
Get a Tesla.
Eat fewer beans.
Shut your mouth!

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This one sounds industrial to us. What the heck is grindage?
Sk8ing
Damage
Food
Time

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What's your take on the meaning of "Daddy-O"?
Someone's weird dad.
It's someone's grandpa.
That's a fuddy-duddy.
That's one cool person right there.

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Get your running shoes ready. What would you do if someone said you had to beat feet?
I'd say I'm not doing that in front of anyone!
I'd say I'm tired of walking.
I'd say I must have stepped in something?
I'd agree we should get out of here!

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Look in the mirror. What does it mean to glow up?
To blossom
To get a makeover
To get made up
To be radioactive

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Put on your high school math hat for this one. What quality does something have if it's tubular?
It's long.
It's round.
It's cool.
It's fashionable.

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Remember that "chassis" is pronounced "CHASS-ee." What might it mean if someone told you about your classy chassis?
I'd assume they were insulting me.
I guess they like my car.
I'm assuming they're being sarcastic about my looks.
I'm assuming they like the way I look.

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We hope you're wearing black. What does it mean when someone says "I'm dead"?
It means I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
It means I'm done!
It means I'm exhausted.
It means I've got to disappear.

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Tap into your inner Disney princess. Why would you trust the word from the bird?
Because Big Bird seems honest.
Because birds see all and know all.
Because The Birds were a cool band.
Because birds don't lie!

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Brevity is the soul of wit. What does it mean if someone says simply, "word"?
Nothing.
It's rude.
It's cool.
Word means exactly what is sounds like it means.

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All right, pal! How would you react if someone told you it's time for a wig chop?
I'd show them I have my real hair.
I'd put up my dukes.
I'd opt for a fade.
I'd ask if I had to pay for it.

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This one sounds like a monster from a horror movie! Who or what is a snacc?
Someone really hot
Someone really small
Someone who can make things happen
Someone totally useless

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Think hard on this one. How would you respond if asked "what's your damage?"
You're my damage!
I'm fine! Are you okay?
There's nothing wrong with me!
Should I check my fender?

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Don't worry, we won't make you do this -- but why would you volunteer to be gagged with a spoon?
If I was choking already.
I wouldn't!
In protest.
Because I was already gagging on soup.

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We promise this one's not as dirty as it sounds. What's going on if something razzes your berries?
I'm insulted.
It grazes my skin.
It makes fun of my foibles.
It makes me pretty happy.

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Let's fly to Italy. What does it mean if something is Gucci?
It's very cool.
It's very fancy.
It's very expensive.
It's Italian.

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Let's visit your old friends. What would it mean if your friend suddenly had an infestation of ankle-biters?
Ew! Bedbugs!
Rats!
Feral dogs!
Children!

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