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About This Quiz
Ever heard of this "weird" show called "Riverdale?" Well, if you haven't, we can sum it up for you with this quote: "No one's innocent in crime town." Every character has some kind of goofy nickname, and there's always drama or trouble going on as well. But luckily, there's tons of romantic scenes and love interests to balance this out, which is probably why it makes for great TV. So in this "Southside Serpents" quiz, we're going to test your knowledge on the most iconic "Riverdale" quotes!
But be careful, because not all of these quotes are legit. We've mixed some fake ones in just to throw you off, because we want to see if you're a true super fan of this show. So, would you recognize a quote like "Because we're endgame, Archie," or do you think that a quote like "Make like a queen and leave" is the real deal? And speaking of queens, you'll find this quote in the show, which actually sounds like something from "Game of Thrones:" "Follow me, your Gryphon Queen, away from this fortress, and back to the kingdom of Eldervair!" Yeah, we told you it was a weird show. So let's test your knowledge right now with some catchy quotes!
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Jughead Jones has quite the temper in the "Riverdale" series, but he's also quite intelligent, as noted by the quote above. He also has a unique sense of humor that others would describe as "dark."
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We had Jughead Jones in mind when we made up this quote, because he's the type of person who's a lone wolf at heart and a little bit weird (as he calls himself in the "Riverdale" show).
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Everybody loves Cheryl Blossom, right? OK, maybe not. Also known as "The Ice Woman" and "President Blossom," Cheryl is confident, rude and assertive, which is probably why she loves chaos.
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You might know him as "Kev" or "Preppy," but Kevin Keller is a total sweetheart. Though he's also known for his charm and kindness, he's not afraid of being openly honest about his opinions.
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Cheryl Blossom never said this in "Riverdale," but it sounds like something she would say, right? In fact, Veronica Lodge repeatedly calls her "Cheryl Bombshell" in the show (and it's not exactly a compliment).
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We had Betty Cooper in mind with this one since she hates the stereotypical "dumb blonde" label. And she's far from that, too, as she's one of the most intelligent characters on the show.
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We had both Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom in mind when making up this one, especially since both of them are pretty assertive with their opinions. So, who do you think sounds more fitting for this quote?
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We admire Jughead Jones for always being his true self and admitting that he's OK with being a little weird. But he's also a cynical and intelligent person who is viewed as an "outsider" by others.
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It looks like Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom aren't going to be friends anytime soon, but their personalities bear some similarities to each other. Both are confident and quite charming around other people.
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Some "Riverdale" characters certainly have dark humor, and Jughead Jones is the only one who seems more vocal about it. But alas, nobody has said the above quote in these exact words.
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Played by Lili Reinhart, Betty Cooper is a smart and strong character who feels the need to be perfect all the time. This has been brewing within her for some time, which is probably why she has some anger issues.
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Kevin Keller seems to have an eye for fashion, and we'd like to imagine that he said this on the "Riverdale" show. Sadly, he didn't, but he's said many other memorable lines about fashion.
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Cheryl Blossom is one of the main antagonists of the "Riverdale" show, and she's rarely portrayed as a nice person. This quote is a clear fake, but it does show how evil Cheryl really is.
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This quote was spoken by none other than Archie Andrews, who is a very layered character in the series. On the surface, he comes across as a sweet and kind guy, but he can flip his "aggression switch" at any point.
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Veronica Lodge is pretty outspoken about her views, and apparently, she's not afraid of making or breaking rules either. This also shows that her character is confident, sassy and unapologetic.
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This one was inspired by the real Archie Andrews quote: "I survived a bear attack, Dad." And yes, there's not much of a resemblance here, but we could totally see Archie as a skydiver.
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Some characters in the "Riverdale" show have issues with their parents, but nobody said this exact quote. However, it was loosely inspired by this one: "Can I get a hug?" "Can I get a dad?"
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Bret Weston Wallis isn't very nice to Jughead, and this quote pretty much sums up his personality. He's cold-hearted, assertive and highly competitive toward everybody, especially Jughead.
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Also known as "Mantle the Magnificent," Reggie is your typical cool jock. He's confident and aggressive on the outside, but underneath it all, he's in a lot of pain due to his abusive past.
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This quote sounds like something Jughead Jones would say, right? After all, he does have sardonic humor and talks about fear a lot on the show. We could only dream of having his IQ level.
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Though this quote might make Betty Cooper seem like a scaredy-cat, she's far from that in "Riverdale." In fact, she's known to be courageous and highly protective of her friends and family.
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This could have been said by any of the main protagonists, but we see either Betty Cooper or Jughead Jones saying it. Luckily, these characters are never alone since they're surrounded by awesome people (for the most part).
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Mary Andrews, who is played by Molly Ringwald from "The Breakfast Club," is the mother of Archie Andrews. She's also portrayed as a kind and intelligent character who cares about her son and his friends.
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Does someone die in the "Riverdale" show? Who knows, because this quote is 100% fake. But we will come clean about something: Many of the characters do lie about some stuff on this show.
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We're not denying that the town is crazy, but nobody really says "bonkers" on this show. However, there is some pretty catchy dialogue, so let's give a shout out to the great writers of "Riverdale."
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We hear ya Jughead. If you relate to long discussions over burgers as well, then you probably relate to Jughead Jones more than you realize. He's sweet, charming and completely fine with being a weirdo.
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Bonus points if you guessed Cheryl Blossom, because she's sassy and mean with pretty much everything she says. She also seems rather picky about who she wants on her "fiery" squad.
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Insults are always exchanged in the "Riverdale" show, but this quote is 100% fake. Although, we should probably assume that the characters have thought about this quote at least a few times.
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Everyone wants their opinions heard on this show, which means that everyone is waiting for the opportunity to give their two cents. Whether their advice is wise or bewildering is really up to you.
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Cheryl Blossom is clearly confident with her looks, as she believes that she's a 10 when it comes to beauty. Even worse, she thinks that everyone else is just a five, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all.
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You gotta love the snappy and sarcastic remarks by Cheryl Blossom, who is portrayed by Madelaine Petsch. In fact, she's so hated in the show that she actually has nicknames like "Nightmare Child" and "Deadeye."
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The "Riverdale" show contains its fair share of snarky remarks and comments, but no one has phrased an insult quite like this. Though we think that Veronica Lodge may say something like this soon.
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Jughead Jones talks about some pretty unique stuff, and it really shows how his mind works. After all, what other characters on the show go around talking about how they're "different from each other on a cellular DNA level?"
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The "Riverdale" show is full of truths and lies, so maybe there is a rat among the core group. But we're not going to reveal any spoilers, because you'll have to watch the show to find out.
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Of course Cheryl Blossom said it, who else would it be? The character is like Regina George from "Mean Girls," except so much worse. She's manipulative, sarcastic and will do anything to get what she wants.
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