Is Your Brain More Trucker or Farmer?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Is Your Brain More Trucker or Farmer?
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About This Quiz

Without the farmers and truckers of the world, we would have to grow our own food and make our own supplies. Often some of the most overlooked occupations, both truckers and farmers lack the praise they deserve. After you finish this quiz, you'll know which one of these noble but important jobs your brain is most suited to work. 

While not everyone has the patience to live their life in traffic, some live for the open road. While some people would rather die than help a cow give birth, others love assisting the miracle of life. No matter how your brain operates, the way you answer our questions will let you know which career you should consider trying out. There's no worse way to spend your life than working a job you are not cut out to do, so save yourself the trouble! 

It's never too late to find yourself working in a rewarding field, and we think you'll find our answer to be just the thing you need to decide where you'll steer yourself next. Will you need to invest in overalls or driving gloves? Share the way your brain works, and we'll let you know which one it will be! 


What is the biggest vehicle you've ever driven?
Tank
Tractor
Moving truck
Semi-truck

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Which farm animal would you most like to raise?
Bison
Alpaca
Cow
Chicken

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What would be the most rewarding part of being a farmer?
I think it would be awesome to watch things grow.
Feeding people well is a great reward.
Helping animals give birth has to be a good feeling.
Cashing in on a big crop would be the best part.

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How does your brain react to rush hour traffic?
My brain gets anxious.
My brain is smart enough to avoid rush hour.
Rush hour traffic makes me angry.
I'm always calm and patient during rush hour.

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Which of these things does your brain do best?
Worry
Calculate
Overthink
Reason with logic

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Do you stop to ask for directions when you are lost?
I keep driving until I find my way.
I usually let Siri handle it.
I break out my maps.
When I'm lost, I always stop and ask.

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What would be your trucker name on the CB radio?
Big Roller
Pandemic
The Harvester
Rogue Wave

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Which crop do you think is easiest to grow?
Lettuce
Corn
Cotton
Wheat

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What do you think is the hardest part of being a trucker?
Being away from home for long periods of time
Meeting deadlines
Keeping the weight limit
Staying awake

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Have you ever been on a solo road trip?
No, but I would love to do it.
I've always had passengers.
I've never been on a road trip.
I have been on a few solo road trips.

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Would you be better at teaching or practicing law?
I think I could do either with the right training.
I would rather be a teacher.
Clown
I would make a great lawyer.

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Are you more right-brained or left-brained?
I use all of my brains.
I'm more left-brained.
I am not really sure.
I'm far more right-brained.

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What does your brain do when you try to go to sleep?
It likes to relieve all my mistakes.
It falls right to sleep.
My brain likes to think about all sort of stuff.
It depends where I'm trying to fall asleep.

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Are you more creative or more logical?
It depends on the problem.
I'm far more logical than creative.
I'm more on the handy side.
I think I'm more creative than logical.

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What item might you get from a rest area's vending machine?
Water
Chips
Soda
Coffee

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Do you remember things easily?
I have a hard time with names.
I do, once I get into a routine.
I need to have things repeated a lot.
I have the memory of an elephant.

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Which U.S. state is more your brain's style?
New York
Oklahoma
Florida
Texas

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How would your passengers describe your driving?
Distracted
Courteous
Cautious
Aggressive

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Would you rather fly or drive long distances?
I would rather take the train.
Flying is much faster.
I don't go very far.
I would rather drive it.

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What do you do to amuse yourself while you are driving?
I talk on my hands-free phone.
I sing along to the radio.
I listen to the roar of the road.
I listen to a lot of podcasts.

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Which of your traits would make you a good trucker?
Stamina
Confidence
Intelligence
Courageousness

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Would you say you have a green thumb?
I would not say that at all.
I have a natural talent with plants.
My thumb is flesh-colored.
I can grow rocks.

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How often do you go to farmer's markets?
I go when I'm in the area.
I'm there every weekend.
We don't have them here.
I stop as much as I can.

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Do you like your current job?
Sure
I love my job!
I think I can do better.
Are you hiring?

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Which of these brain foods would you eat more than the others?
Walnuts
Kale
Avocado
Fish

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How many speeding tickets have you had?
I've only had parking tickets.
I've only had a warning.
I've been given one speeding ticket.
I'm getting one right now!

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Would you say you are a patient person?
No!
I'm very patient.
I could use more patience.
I'm more patient than some I know.

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Do you have any fear of horses?
Why?
Horses are harmless.
I'm more afraid of bumblebees.
I have no fear of horsepower.

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What's the best thing about a farm-fresh meal?
It tastes better.
The quality is superior to store bought food.
I'm not sure I've ever had one.
It tastes like home.

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What is the best way to eat chicken?
Chicken fingers
Roasted chicken
Chicken salad
Fried chicken

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