Make a Chipotle Order and We'll Guess Which American State You Should Move To

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Make a Chipotle Order and We'll Guess Which American State You Should Move To
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About This Quiz

Every so often in life, you need to shake things up, even if it's difficult. And it is for a lot of us! Some people thrive on change and challenge. If every day is a new, exciting experience, then they're at their best. The rest of us work the exact opposite way. We like to establish a stable routine, and any change to that routine can cause a massive amount of stress and anxiety. We like to wake up at the same time every day, eat the same food, do the same work and sit in the same chair. We like our Chipotle order one way, and we know what state we're going to spend the rest of our lives in. Or so it seems. No one truly wants to get that stagnant and complacent. 

We need change. Even hard change. And sometimes the best way is to ease into a difficult one from an easy one. So with that in mind, let's start with some easy stuff. Make an order from Chipotle for us, and we'll use the info we gather about your choices to make a super big change for you by deciding which state you ought to move to. Look at it this way - new house and new lunch! Take the quiz and see.

So we just got to Chipotle and you're next in line. What do you want to order anyway?
Maybe a salad
Burrito
A burrito bowl
Tacos

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Chipotle makes one heck of a burrito, but they're pretty massive. Think you could take down more than one?
Not a chance
One is enough.
Is there money on this? I could do it for money.
I could eat a couple, I bet.

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Let's start building a burrito. What do you want in it?
Sofritas
Steak
Carnitas
Barbacoa

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Hold up a sec - you know you can double down on ingredients, right? What else goes in that burrito?
Veggies and Sofritas
Chicken and Steak
Steak and Carnitas
Barbacoa and Veggies

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So once you have the basic ingredient of your burrito, you need to build on it. How do you like your beans?
Black and Pinto together
Pinto beans
No beans for me
Black beans

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Are you a fan of rice on your burrito?
I like some brown rice on mine.
White rice
You can double up the rice for me.
I'll take a little bit of rice, but not a ton.

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Now you need it to get a little saucy, right? What'll you have?
Roasted Chili-Corn Salsa
Guacamole
Tomatillo-Green Chile Salsa
Queso

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Any extras getting slapped on that burrito before they wrap it up for you?
Fajita Veggies
Sour Cream
Cheese
Lettuce

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What about a side of chips? Sound like a plan?
Chips and guac would be great.
No chips for me
Chips and queso, please.
Chips and some pico de gallo

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That's a mostly healthy burrito. Keep it up by ordering some juice. Which would it be?
Pineapple Orange Banana
Apple
Peach Orange
Pomegranate Cherry

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They say if you want more stuff, you should order it in a bowl instead of wrapped in a burrito; sound good?
More is better!
I think I get enough in a burrito.
But I want the tortilla!
I'd give it a try and see.

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If that massive burrito is more than you can commit to right now you could always order tacos. How many can you handle in one sitting?
I'll take three.
Just two
Is that a challenge? I can eat at least six I bet.
Maybe four or so

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The big choice you need to make when getting tacos is the taco shell. Soft or crunchy?
Soft tacos are a little more authentic.
I like soft tacos usually but not always.
I want that crunch!
Half and half?

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If you're a hardcore fan of the veggies, there are a few bowls you can order. Which one sounds the best?
Paleo Salad Bowl
Keto Salad Bowl
Vegetarian Bowl
Whole 30 Salad Bowl

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There's a ton of stuff in your burrito but, aside from your protein, what's the "one" thing you need in there?
Veggies
Cheese
Rice
Beans

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You can see literally every spice Chipotle uses right on their website. What's the most surprising one?
Juniper berries
Cloves
Bay leaves
Thymes

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Of all the seasonings they use, which one adds the flavor you like the most?
Cilantro
Salt
Garlic
Cumin

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Of course Chipotle uses all kinds of peppers - they're named after a pepper! What's your preferred pepper?
Poblanos
Bell peppers
Chipotles, of course
Jalapenos

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There's something about vibrant, fresh, green ingredients that can really make a meal pop. Which of these is your favorite green item?
Tomatillos
Romaine lettuce
Avocado
Lime

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Chipotle stopped using GMO ingredients a while ago. How do you feel about that?
That's great!
Doesn't matter to me.
There's nothing wrong with GMO food.
As long as it still tastes good.

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We know what you want on a burrito but what do you absolutely not want on a burrito?
Too much wet salsa
Anything too spicy
Fajita veggies
Brown rice

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You know you want to hit up that Chipotle secret menu, right? What'll you have?
Burritodilla
Quesadilla
Nachos
Quesarito

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You can ask for more of literally any topping they have at Chipotle. The question is, do you feel OK asking for all that stuff?
Of course!
I don't want to seem like a hog.
If it's free, bring it on!
I wouldn't ask for extra everything, just one or two things.

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So Chipotle used to have chorizo and now they don't, but sometimes it comes back! Do you want chorizo?
You bet I do.
Never had it.
Not really
Sure, it's good sometimes.

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At the end of the day, a bowl and a burrito are exactly the same if you get a tortilla on the side of a bowl. Which do you prefer?
I'd rather have the bowl.
I want a burrito.
I like wrapping my own burrito.
Like you said, they're the same.

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Let's go back to those tacos for a sec. If you order a three, how are you having them made?
One chicken, one steak, one carnitas
Three the same
Steak + Barbacoa + Chicken
Sofritas + Carnitas + Barbacoa

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If you're not lactose intolerant then you probably want some dairy products on there, right? What'll you have?
I want all of it!
Cheese
Queso
Sour cream

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Chipotle is closed, oh no! Now, where will you get a burrito?
I'll make my own at home.
Taco Bell
Forget it, no burrito today
I know a good taco truck.

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What do you wish they served at Chipotle that isn't actually on the menu?
Tostadas
Fries
Tamales
Empanadas

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So how come they don't sell dessert at Chipotle anyway?
Don't need to.
That's a good question.
You're too full after that burrito.
Maybe they will soon!

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